March 25, 2017 by brennon
The Deathroller is the answer to ‘how do you tackle more than one person at once?’. Well, simply run over them in this and churn them up into bloody chunks.
“One of the most spectacular, if not the most efficient, secret weapons fielded by any Blood Bowl team is the Dwarf Deathroller. It was first used by the Dwarf Warhammerers back in ’64 and has been a regular part of many a Dwarf team’s arsenal ever since.
The Deathroller’s continuing popularity is no doubt due to the fact that it’s so easily improvised from the rollers found at the more sophisticated and well-kept grass-laid stadiums. Referees have done their best to keep Deathrollers off the playing field, and quite a few have ended up as flat as a pancake as a result!”
It really is an improvement over the Deathroller of the past and I love that the operator of it is having so much fun. You can’t drink and drive, but you can drink and death roll.
What do you think?
"You can't drink and drive, but you can drink and death roll..."