How would I defend the earth against an alien invasion? Nerf Guns! Better get busy John. 😛

soooooooooo tempted!

As for defending the Earth, i’d point them at Trump and say ‘yep, that’s our leader….go for it’!

Get a good amount of people into zombies. Control the zombies and hide the main part of humanity beneath earth. Release the zombies at the invaders. Invaders must die. Clean up left over zombies or have a wonderful world end scenario made out of zombies and aliens.

I would upload a computer virus to their mothership, taking down all defence shields

I’d be very intrested in this game, however I’m not too keen on Kickstarter.

The minis would be perfect for an X-Com tabletop, a friend of mine is cobbling together.

I’d probably throw some hollywood celebrities at them, they seem to find a way most of the time
(Not Sigourney Weaver though…)

I would defend Earth with pluck and grit. Movies tell us that it’s always that sort of thing that works, never fancy guns alone.

I’d use psychological warfare. First, point out that invasion protocol requires them to demand of us “take us to your leader”. Then I’d show them who our leaders are. After experiencing the works of Trump, May, Putin, Jong-un et al they’d realise there is nothing their invasion force could do to us that is worse than we are already doing to ourselves.

How would I defend Earth? One word: influenza.

It would have to be a unnecessarily complicated infiltration plan to turn their own weapons against themselves

Give them an all you can eat coupon for any fast food restaurant. After that they sure will be easy targets.

I would defend they earth by using our two party system and when that fails say, Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos!

I would enlist the aid of the Hollow Earth denizens. We’d have Morlocks and Giants to help us. Of course the Reptoids in the Illuminati shadow government wpuld want to help too. They’d likely use chemtrails to weaponize the weather as their primary plan of attack.

Take off, nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Erm, send in Trump and Kim to negotiate thus making the aliens fear the human race, and they will retreat, or nuke humanity out of existence….

I shall confront them wearing nothing but a pair of Speedos and a pair of flip flops ( thongs for our Australian friends) . If that doesn’t scare them off nothing will

I’d try listening to the wisdom of an interstellar super heavy white tennis ball from spaaaaaaace that’s hacked all of earths computers in under a second to warn us of the upcoming invasion, then get the hell out of dodge and return a few hundred years later with my cybernetic upgrades and retake the earth.

Just overload their systems with our ‘great culture’. An upload of a reality show or 1000, some of the strangest SyFy offerings and the political debates that are all the rage now…
Aaaaaand I think they’ll skip on this one.
Not worth the hassle!

Make sure that I had the biggest kill all enemies button.