Dark Eldar Razorwing

May 25, 2011 by beerogre

So here’s the pictures of the Dark Eldar Razorwing from Games Workshop, priced at a healthy £255.00… I mean £25.50…

Here’s some of the details for you to enjoy…

The Razorwing jet fighter looks so fast and sleek, that it’s impossible not to make whooshing noises as the backdraft scoops the notes out of your wallet. With unparalleled mobility and two dark lances as standard, the Razorwing makes for a great way of hunting down you friend’s multiple tanks he had to buy to remain competitive against the Razorwing. But it’s the jetfighter’s deadly missiles that are to be bought feared most of all!

Their signature payload, the monoscythe missile, detonates in an expensive horizontal disc of force, lopping of the heads of all the models nearby in a broken display of unbalanced fury.

Four S6 blast templates dropped on your opponent’s prized unit is going to leave that gamer crying to his mum, to buy him the latest release from GW, to battle this super-awesome jetfighter… and that’s before you buy the upgrade to neurotoxin missiles… which always wound on a 2+… or a shatterfield missile that’s S7 and rerolls to wound…

Ka-ching!

But remember to upgrade your jet with a nightfield… Dark Eldar work best when you can hit the target and they can’t hit you back!

We really didn’t playtest this at all… Evil laugh on standby…

I think that says it all…

BoW Andy