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Tsk tsk tsk…. @limburger one of the things that I can say oriskany has settled upon your shoulders is the heavy burden of truth given to many young military members in unfortunate circumstances such as these. You have been voluntold to do this. There is now expectation of your successful accomplishment of this mission no matter your own discomfort. Some will look upon it and remember the sage advice of older service members to “Never volunteer for anything”. We mourn your suffering and the harsh treatment your brain will endure in creating an epic battle report as you wrack it to create such wonder that we will all be in awe. Go forth and stoically meet your fate gladly. Yours is this hour of greatness that no one can deny will be your finest.

*dies laughing inside while laying on the doom and gloom rather thick*

I might have to use something like this for Imperial Guard speak from a generous commissar more likely a sergeant who’s managed to survive.

I agree that GW has very well learned the path to wallets and the best way of sucking them dry.