Reply To: Just sniffin' glue! (UJWC)

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I have been on my back for most of the day watching Scientology videos. It started to ease about 1700hrs and I dragged myself here…just for you.

@skiptotheend – My first SLF ticket was £4. What a bargain.

Rick Wakeman is a prog god! 1000pts. It’s good job we are not keeping score. What is not to love about triple-albums? Fine, changing them over!

Dream Theatre are not bad. I am more into Theatre of Tragedy. I suppose my first ‘prog’ experience would have been when a friends brother loaned me his copy of ‘Hemisperes’.

I think someone told them to call you that! My mother once crossed the street, while with a couple of her friends, to avoid me dressed like Gary Numan. My own mother.

I used to waer a cloak, top hat and cane. I was questioned for being Jack the Ripper twice! (and if you don’t tell anyone, but i’ve done it in the garden where Peter Sutcliffe was arrested)

Bullies are terrible. They were great when I was at school. Not content with a simple beating, bungied to the goal posts and ‘snowballed’ (almost) into unconsciousness, but my captors favourite would be to heat a screwdriver across a capacitor and see how long they could hold it against my calf before I would scream. It did take four of them – they had to split they brain cells! I say it in a very casual manner, but I when they knock you about in training it wasn’t as bad as school. Pussies.

Now-and-again I wonder what would happen if I bumped into one of them now?

Scottish TV: Still Game (but DO NOT watch the last episode), Rab C Nesbitt (my favourite), Chewin’ the Fat are good places to start. However, Gary: Tank Commander, Happy Hollidays and Dear Green Place rule too. How are you with the language?

All of them all on YT! Here is a selection…

(the best clip)

F is for Family is very funny. Best bit: when he drove his son to the airport and told him he had been drafted! I am not a ‘comedy’ person. The worst thing are comedians…not funny. I am a massive fan of the works of Jerry Sadowitz. He is one of the worlds greatest card magicians. He is also a good friend of ours. He is funny because he “means it”. He is also a bit of a psychopath…it is in the adverts for his shows:

The first time I met him was after a gig and he thought I was going to beat him up because he made fun of me on stage. It took us a few moments to convince him the opposite was true. Shouldn’t have taken Derek. I asked if I could have a photo with him and he did this…

Other people just seem to be trying to hard. Paul Smith is funny, but he just talks to people. Bill wasn’t ‘funny’, but told you the truth in a ‘funny’ way. You know what I mean?

If he came out to ‘Wild Boys’ I wouldn’t have been able to take him seriously. Unless you mean he “came out” to Wild Boys? Dave watches cage fighters…the show ponies of fighting. Dave also considers MMA a ‘martial art’.

Spectre Miniatures do guys in tracksuits…check them out.

@ceppie – the bottom vehicle is awesome! Nice finds. 100pts.

I watched a survival thing where they dumped some chumps on Victoria Island (I think) over by yourself. They were all alone except for a phone if they need the jack-wagon. I watched 4 episodes, but can’t remember what it was called.

In your show I doubt they would get 15 miles! I would watch that on pay-per-view. I am waiting for Prison Gladiators! Ever watch ‘Celebrity Deathmatch’?