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Went out for a stagger this afternoon after feeling urrrgh all morning. As I am wandering along this woman tried to cut the corner of the junction where a mini-bus was waiting to turn. She even had to nerve to ‘beep-beep-beep’ me for walking on the pavement where I am supposed to.

As she drives past, on the path, I could her two bloated children giving me the finger in the mirror. I walked down the road she turned onto rather than the way I was going and she parked about 100m further down.

To that lady: your drivers-side wing mirror is in the garden waste bin three houses down. I also scooped-up a dog’s ‘shit cobra’, from that bit of grass opposite, and mashed it into it.