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@woldenspoons – 1. Spiderman is a girl! Then again, Thor is too. I am not sure how you would fair against those women…I looked them up.

2. What sort of people do you talk to at the bus stop, are you German? So, next time I see someone at the bus stop I will say, “Excuse me, do you want to see my prolapse…it looks like a tied-up joint of Beef!” You can visit me in the jail.

Toilet time rules. 200pts.

I went to use the toilet in a Burger King (you get what you deserve) and it was humming. Just as I was going into the main part a cleaner walked in. I told her that there is a man making some terrible sounds in there and that she should go and get the Mongoose. Nothing.

If ‘something’ floats back and you find it during the night it is called “the dreaded night watchman”. If it pokes out then it is “Billy, the brown nosed bear”. Just call the Water Board and tell them to get the knives sharpened! If it floats (like an oil slick) then it is “curry slurry!”

Should youuse cheap toilet paper and your finger goes through – “breaching the hull” and you get left with “Kermit’s collar”.

3. Melted fingers? No, they just like the hot screwdriver at my school. My comprehensive was right in the middle of three rough areas – the perfect storm! It was sort of worth it…my resistance to interrogation skills are outstanding.

Is the Walking Dead game any good?

The Deftones are/were pretty good. I have the first two albums somewhere. 200pts.