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Meant to post sooner but meh

1. My last three martial arts instructors. The first two because I think they were posing frauds and I’d love to level them. Then my last teacher to see simply how I’d do and how age is treating him.

2. Ah that is a two pronged question. For a pee its in and out, done and dusted, with minimal collateral and making sure my hands are washed.

For a dump it’s a top up between reading a book, magazine, using my phone or my Nintendo Switch. I have a small old style wooden tv guide / magazine / newspaper wrack adjacent for convenience and to make sure there is always something on hand.

As for the euphemisms, I go to exorcise poo demons. We are all Playdough machines in a way.

3. Depends on how your temperament was and what your regrets were. In my case not standing my ground more with everyone. Never played team sports so nerd by default.