Call to action: NSFW minis

[sundancer 42973xp 2]

So after my last stream on twitch I had this idea of curating a list of the most naughty, NSFW and weird 28mm minis there is. But I can’t do this alone. I need the hobby hive mind to collect all the minis. Please let me know of any minis that are:

• 28mm ‘ish (so 25 – 32 is also ok. The “standard” size for humans)
• preferably links to unpainted but build minis
• No oversized monsters
• No “dioramas” or sets unless the minis are only available in such a form
• Name of the sculptor (if known)

I will collect all your input and then make either a video or a blog post from it, depending on how much feedback I get.

Thank you for your efforts!

[jamescutts 6924xp 0]

Gallic Naked Fanatics – Victrix Ltd.

 

Gallic Naked Fanatics

[jamescutts 6924xp 0]

Also Hasslefree Miniatures sping to mind, but there’s so many to choose from

https://www.hfminis.co.uk/shop?category=fantasy-%26steampunk

[sundancer 42973xp 0]

I got this reply on a discord server:

[09:55] DrFaust:  Kingdom Death. The entire line. End of list.

Sadly the homepage of KDM is a PITA when it comes to “browse and look”. Need to find a secondary source for pictures.

[stubbybrushParticipant 924xp 0]

You could try this ebay page for ” recasts ” of KoD minis…..https://www.ebay.co.uk/usr/happysun.amy?_trksid=p2047675.l2559

Or just for ” recasts ” in general.

[onlyonepinman 18060xp 0]

Is there any particular reason why you are curating this list?  I mean I know a number of companies that produce them, even Corvus Belli have some (or HAD some, haven’t checked if they’re still available).

Brother Vinnie has a range of what might be considered NSFW miniatures

[sundancer 42973xp 0]

No other reason that I really would like to see how deep the rabbit hole goes. When @avernos and I looked at the projects on the uHH yesterday there was one project that sparked that idea.

[wurzzelParticipant 2734xp 1]

GZG have a few in their range of “Adult Collectibles” most don’t have pictures these days and I seem to remember their being a few that were rather risqué

https://shop.groundzerogames.co.uk/adult-collectables-over-18s-only-/adult-figures/gentlemens-collectibles-over-18s-only.html#2

 

[limburger 21704xp 0]

Wargamer Games Studio LTD (Warsaw, Poland)  do a range called ‘Hot and dangerous’, while not quite “NSFW” (no actual nudity, just girls with boobs) it might fit the theme :

https://pledgemanager.wargamer.pl/category/season-1

https://pledgemanager.wargamer.pl/category/season-2

They’ve got regular ’28 mm’ and big (54mm) versions.

[athelstaneParticipant 698xp 0]

I had to look up what ‘NSFW’ meant.

Having done so, do any of the older posters here remember Phoenix Models and their, IIRC, ‘Age of Atlantis’ models?

I can’t remember if it was in ‘Military Modelling’ or ‘White Dwarf’ that they used to advertise.  For some reason their models always made me think of the ‘Gor’ series of fantasy novels.

[limburger 21704xp 0]

Not safe for Work … although depending on your region that may be hardcore pr0n or just page 3 girls trying to look sexy with clothes on …

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I think Raging Heroes needs to be on this list too :

https://www.ragingheroes.com/

I think the Jailbirds have already been featured either as an unboxing or on the project system somewhere :

Jailbirds (JB)

 

[blinky465 17028xp 0]

Do .stl files count? There are quite a few forums out there that “share” stl files (i.e. pirate them by putting them up for upload by anyone). A lot of the NSFW content can at first appear quite humorous, in a Benny-Hill-nudge-nudge-wink-wink kind of way, but it goes very weird and quite seedy, very quickly!

Hasslefree Miniatures regularly send out emails with photos of monthly releases that feature strategically placed stars on their photos (though now I’ve said that, I don’t recall seeing an email newsletter from them for a while…)

Personally, I don’t see the appeal! (of the NSFW minis, not the yellow stars).

[limburger 21704xp 0]

It’s the internet … theres’s someone who will find it appealing somewhere or else it wouldn’t get made at all.

Although I think it is kind of silly to worry about a few boobs when our wargames tend to either glorify violence or casually ignore the horrors of war … so *meh*

Anyways. I think it’s good to have options for both sides of the spectrum.

[sundancer 42973xp 0]

Do .stl files count?

Yes. If they are legally available at least to see. So patreon exclusive minis you only get to *see* when you’re a patreon: No. Anything else is fair game. I just want to see how may different sculpts there are and how naughty you can get with 28mm. That last bit sounded weird….. whatever! XD

[limburger 21704xp 0]

I suspect we may have to dive deep into the dark places of the interwebs to find the really naughty stuff, beause it’s got to be there (so says rule 34 of the innertubes).

All I’ve seen so far is a few page 3 style figurines, nothing that I’d classify as NSFW stuff (at least by my Euro standards).

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