Milking the Cash Cow aka The Hunt for Gollum

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Breaking Ewws, as per TheirTube: It seems that Viggo Mortensen is the only one of the original PJ’sLotR cast with enough integrity to not participate in this money grab venture worthy of SlimeAzon.

Serkis makes sense, since he’s the ‘star’, director and presumably also script writer  – Tolkien certainly isn’t – Ian McKellan is also ok, as a Wizard he’s technically immortal, so age is kind of irrelevant – Merlin is said to have lived backwards in time – Elijah Wood…well, Frodo didn’t even know of the very existence of Gollum while everyone was searching for him, so what the hey…..

The one thing we can be certain of is that it’ll be a ‘trilogy’…….

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Andy Denis Waterman: play the lead role, write da feme tune, sing da feme tune…

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