The War in the Willows

The Hot Caliver

Morrigan tossed and turned in his bunk. The caliver seemed to leer from its spot above his bed, its presence a cold dread creeping up his spine.

He’d tricked the gunsmith into giving it to him, and now he couldn’t shake the feeling that the Witch Hunters would stop at nothing to get it back.

Morrigan threw off his blankets, pacing the small space. What to do?

He couldn’t keep it. Too hot to handle.

But tell the Misfits he was scared? No way.

Maybe… sell it in the tavern? Tell them he’d sacrificed it for the cause, get a reasonable price…

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Morrigan slipped out of his room, Caliver stashed securely. “North Piddle, here I come,” he muttered, aiming for the Three Feathers.

Meanwhile, Bramble’s eyes welled up as she cradled the shattered Mirror Maximiliano had given her. “Max… the Mirror… it’s broken,” she whispered, her voice trembling.

Maximiano’s face fell, his Spanish charm evaporating. “Ah, mi corazón, I’m so sorry. One of those Stillwater magos –”

Bramble looked up at him, her eyes shining with tears. “You gave it to me, Max. It was… it was special.”

Maximiano’s expression softened, and he wrapped an arm around her shoulders. “Sí, I did, and I’ll get you another, I promise. A more beautiful one, just for you.”

Bramble sniffled, trying to compose herself. Morrigan, hovering nearby, cleared his throat. “Right. Off to North Piddle.”

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Morrigan slipped into the Three Feathers, the dim light and stale air enveloping him like a shroud. He scanned the room, spotting a few shady characters who might be interested in a “hot” Caliver.

As he made his way to the bar, he collided with a Rat wearing a black capotain hat and a wicked expression.  Morrigan muttered an apology, helping the rat steady itself.

The Rat witch hunter glared up at Morrigan. “Watch it, bird.”

Morrigan’s gut tightened. He hadn’t seen the guy’s face clearly, but something was unsettling about the rat.

“Sorry, mate,” Morrigan said, backing off, trying to play it cool. “Didn’t see ya.”

The witch hunter grunted, eyeing Morrigan before shrugging and turning back to his ale.

Morrigan’s heart was racing.

And then he saw him. Geldof. Sitting at a corner table, sipping a mug of ale, eyes fixed on Morrigan.

Morrigan’s instincts screamed at him to bolt. But he forced himself to saunter to the bar, Caliver still tucked away.  It would draw too much suspicion to just walk out.

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Neville knocked softly on Philippe’s door, a look of concern on his face. “Hey, Phil? You decent?”

Philippe’s muffled voice came from inside. “Yeah, Neville. Come in.”

Neville pushed the door open, spotting Philippe buried under a pile of blankets on his bunk. “Hey, mate. Just checking in. You doing okay?”

Philippe’s eyes looked a bit haunted, but he managed a weak smile. “Yeah, I’m fine. Just… processing, I guess.” His normal faux French accent noticeably absent.

Neville nodded sympathetically, sitting down beside him. “Fair enough. You went through a lot. Want to talk about it?”

Philippe hesitated, then shook his head. “Not really. Just… thanks for asking, Nev.”

Neville squeezed his shoulder. “Anytime, Phil. We’re mates. Get some rest, yeah?”

Philippe nodded, and Neville headed out, making sure he was okay before closing the door behind him.

Morrigan perched on a stool, trying to blend into the worn woodwork. He ordered a whiskey, nursing it slowly as he scanned the room. The Caliver weighed heavy on his mind, and he couldn’t shake the feeling Geldof’s eyes were still on him.

As the minutes ticked by, he noticed the Rat witch hunters had slipped out, one by one. The corner table where Geldof sat was empty now, a discarded mug the only sign they’d been there.

Morrigan’s tension eased slightly. Maybe he’d dodged a bolt.

He leaned into the barkeeper. “Got a buyer for a… item I’m selling,” he murmured. “Discreet.”

“Could be interested.” The barkeeper whispered, “What ya got.”

Morrigan uncovered the end of the Caliver and discreetly showed the barkeep.

“Looks hot, real hot, be hard to move, this is the best and only offer you’re gonna get,” said the barkeeper as he slid a few measly pennies across the counter to Morrigan.

Without looking at the pennies, Morrigan quickly snatched them off the counter and made for the door, leaving the Caliver on the counter.

Morrigan the Hero

Morrigan swaggered into the Den, a satisfied grin on his face. He plopped down in the middle of the room, drawing everyone’s attention.

“Alright”, he declared. “Caliver’s gone, and we’ve got coin in the pocket! I was gonna keep it, but I thought, nah, gotta do right by the crew, innit?” He winked, clearly pleased with himself.

The Misfits exchanged looks, Neville impressed, the others sceptical.  William raised an eyebrow, polishing a glass. “You’re a regular philanthropist, Morrigan.”

Bramble stepped forward, her expression serious. “You did the right thing, Morrigan. The crew needs you, and you know it. You’re the backbone of this operation.”

Morrigan puffed out his chest, eating up the praise. “Yeah, someone’s gotta keep this crew afloat. And speaking of which, Philippe’s reward for being a hero?” He tapped his beak. “That’s gonna be a nice little bonus. After all, it was me who saved him.”

Bramble nodded enthusiastically. “You deserve it, Morrigan. You’ve done more for this crew than anyone else. It’s about time you got recognised. I mean, what do you want? A medal? A parade?”

Morrigan chuckled, stroking his throat. “Hmm, a parade’s not a bad idea…”

Bramble’s eyes widened. “A parade would be perfect! And you’ll have to make a speech, of course. After all, you are a hero.'”

Morrigan’s grin faltered. “Uh, a speech? No, no, I don’t think that’s necessary –”

Bramble’s expression turned innocent. “Oh, but Morrigan, you’re so eloquent! You could totally wing it. ‘I, Morrigan, saved the day with my unparalleled skills and –'”

Morrigan’s face turned red. “Alright, alright, maybe a reward isn’t worth it… I mean, a parade’s a bit much, don’t you think?”

Bramble smiled sweetly. “Nonsense, Morrigan. You deserve it. And I’m sure Philippe’s reward will be… adequate.”

Morrigan’s ego deflated slightly. “Yeah… maybe I don’t need a reward for you all to know I’m a hero then.”

Bramble nodded, a hint of amusement in her eyes.

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On the Up

Maverick’s voice boomed across the Den, gathering the Misfits around him. Morrigan leaned against the wall, arms crossed, while Bramble stood tall, eyes fixed on Maverick.

“We’ve come a long way, crew,” Maverick said, surveying the gathering. “Attracted some new faces.  Time we made this place reach its full potential.”

Thomas nodded, leaning against the bar. “We’ve got supplies, contacts… The Rabbits from the temple have set us up with some useful things to study the Necromouser.”

A murmur ran through the crew. “What kind of things?” someone asked.

Maverick smiled. “Enough to give us an edge. We’ve got stockpiles of arrows, herbs are doing well – once someone figured out smoking them’s a bad idea.”

Chuckles erupted, and Morrigan snorted.

Rose rolled her eyes good-naturedly.

Maverick continued, “Bank’s almost empty, but we want for very little. Life is good.”

The crew erupted into cheers and chatter. 

“Alright, alright, let’s not get too cosy. We’ve got a Necromouser to take down.” Said Maverick.

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Later, Bramble and Morrigan stood on the archery range, shooting arrows in comfortable silence. Morrigan broke the silence, grumbling. “You knew I’d cave, didn’t you?”

Bramble raised an eyebrow, a hint of a smile. “Maybe.”

Morrigan couldn’t sleep. The Caliver’s weight was a constant ache in his mind. He’d done it for the Misfits, but what if he’d just signed their death warrants?

He heard a faint rustle, footsteps padding out of the Den. Philippe.

Morrigan barely registered it, too caught up in his own worries. Who cared where Philippe was going? He had bigger problems – like getting rid of the bloody Caliver before Geldof’s crew tracked it back to them.

He flinched as a floorboard creaked outside, his heart racing. Just the wind.

The Caliver. Get rid of it. That’s all that mattered.             

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Morrigan’s anxiety simmered as he lay there, the darkness slowly giving way to a restless dawn. Philippe’s absence gnawed at him. He’d been gone for hours.

“Bugger it,” Morrigan muttered, throwing off his blankets.

He tipclawed over to Neville’s bunk, hesitating for a moment before shaking his shoulder. “Nev, wake up.”

Neville blinked up at him, sleepy. “What’s wrong?”

“Philippe’s gone,” Morrigan said, low-voiced. “Been gone for hours. I saw him slip out in the night.”

Neville sat up, instantly alert. “Did he say anything to you?”

Morrigan shook his head. “Nah. I didn’t think much of it at the time.”

The others were stirring now, drawn in by the tension.

“What’s going on?” Thomas asked, rubbing his eyes.

“Philippe’s MIA,” Morrigan said.

The Misfits exchanged worried glances. Philippe wasn’t the type to vanish without a word.

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For this scenario, we were playing Lost and Alone.   One character from each warband has, for one reason or another, been taken, possibly by the Mist Ghasts.

In this case, Phillipe has entered into a mysterious trance and wandered off into the forest, no doubt the work of the Necromoucer.  The Misfits have to rescue him.

Once again, I will be facing off against the Stillwater Irregulars, and that cursed Brown Rat Ghast that seems to have a bit of a grudge match with Maverick going on.

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The Misfits crept through the forest, Maverick leading the way, tracking Philippe’s faint trail. The trees grew twisted and older, heavy with an eerie silence.

Suddenly, Maverick held up a fist, dropping them into a crouch. Ahead, Philippe stood frozen, staring at a massive stone, one of the mysterious ones that’d been popping up.

Around the stone, four dead tree stumps twisted upwards, a green mist seeping from their hollow centres. On the other side of the stone, Brains, the Irregulars’ main magic user, stood equally still, eyes glazed.

The Misfits exchanged uneasy glances. What was this?

Morrigan’s voice was barely audible. “What’s going on? Trances?”

Neville frowned, eyes fixed on Philippe. “We need to snap him out of it.”

Morrigan took to the skies, wings beating fiercely as he swooped up to Philippe. Maverick followed close behind, eyes fixed on the strange scene.

Philippe didn’t flinch, his gaze locked on the stone monolith, his expression blank.

Maverick came up beside Morrigan, scanning the area. “What the…?”

The gnarled tree stumps began to seep a thick, grey mist – Mist Ghasts.  The mist swirled around the stone, tendrils creeping towards the Maverick and Morrigan.

Morrigan’s eyes narrowed. “This can’t be good.”

Maverick’s jaw tightened. “Get Philippe out of here. Now.”

From the forest shadows, Ghastly Stillwater Irregulars stumbled towards the stone.  They lurched forward, disorganised, like puppets with cut strings.

Morrigan’s gaze flicked to Brains, still motionless, staring at the stone. “Is he controlling them… or is he next?”

Maverick’s voice was grim. “Doesn’t look like he’s in charge. Get Philippe out – I’ll keep them busy.”

Neville dashed forward, a blue ray coming from his staff, channelling a burst of healing magic, directing it at the closest stump. 

The stump began to glow softly – the green mist reacted, and with a sickening crack, the green tree stump imploded. Thomas blinked. “Did… did that just work?”

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The Ghasts kept coming from the remaining stumps, surging back, shambling forth from the refilling their ranks, Irregulars, mixed with the Stump Ghasts. 

Bramble dropped into a crouch, arrows flying from her bow in deadly volleys. Ghasts dropped, heads snapped back, but more kept coming.

Maximiliano spun into the Dance of Death, his flamberge a blur of steel. The blade carved through Ghasts with eerie ease, limbs flying as he twirled, moving with lethal elegance.

Maverick and Thomas closed in, blade and mace hacking and pounding through the press.

The Misfits fought in sync, but the Ghasts kept coming, relentless.

The Irregulars Ghast Brown Rat, massive and terrifying, stalked through the fray, eyes fixed on Maverick. Bramble’s voice cut through the chaos. “Mav, run! Now!”

Maverick ignored her, transfixed by the stone monolith. He needed answers.

The rat charged, its mace swinging in a deadly arc. Maverick met it head-on, sword clashing with the mace. The impact sent him staggering, but he held his ground.

Neville’s healing magic surged, bolstering Maverick. He grunted through the pain; eyes locked on the rat.

With a roar, Maverick swung his sword in a mighty arc, smashing the rat’s mace aside.

The Ghast Brown Rat surged back, mace swinging wildly. Maverick parried, the clash sending sparks flying. Neville’s healing magic kept him on his feet, but the rat’s relentless assault pushed him back.

Thomas sprinted to help, but a fresh wave of Ghasts erupted from a nearby stump, swarming him. He spun, mace bashing, but they dragged him down.

Maverick’s focus narrowed—the rat.

With a Herculean swing, he smashed the rat’s defences, sending it crashing to the dirt. No time to finish it – the stone.

Maverick dropped to one knee beside the monolith, hands tracing strange symbols etched into the rock. The rat struggled to rise, Ghasts closing in.

“We need out!” Bramble shouted.

Maverick’s eyes scanned the symbols.

The rat lunged, jaws snapping…

Maverick’s sword struck true, dispersing the Ghast Brown Rat into a cloud of putrid mist. Bramble’s arrows thickened the air, picking off the remaining Ghasts swarming Thomas. He stumbled free, breathing hard.

As the battle faded, the Misfits surveyed the carnage. Brains was gone, vanished.

Morrigan knelt beside Philippe, shaking him awake. Philippe blinked, dazed. “What… what happened?”

“You were in a trance,” Morrigan said, frowning.

Philippe shook his head, confused. “I don’t remember anything.”

Neville worked quickly, healing the last of the gnarled tree stumps. The green mist was gone, the stone monolith inert.

The Misfits exchanged grim looks. What just happened?

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What really happened?

Damn, those Ghast were tough.  Basically, needing a roll of 10 or more to take them out.  Not that easy, and a lot of fate points were burnt through on the Lucky skill and re-rolls.  Neville was once again an absolute lifesaver, keeping Maverick in the fight against that cursed Brown Rat.

Bramble is becoming an absolute beast with her bow, something William and Rose have to aspire to.

This game was a resounding win as far as I am concerned.  Not only did Morrigan rescue Phillipe, but Neville also single-handedly took out all the Ghast Spawning points, Maximillian and the rest of the gang, destroying all the Stillwater Irregulars objective markers and, more importantly, Maverick, taking care of the Brown Rat once more and investigating the strange stone that keeps appearing every time the Stillwater Irregulars appear. (More on that soon)

Thomas.

Thomas ran alongside Maverick, his shell bouncing with enthusiasm. “Hah! Did you see that, Max?! I executed the route with optimal efficiency, down to the millisecond.”

Maverick chuckled, maintaining a casual walking pace. “Looking good, Tom. You’re moving.”

Thomas’s face was set in a mask of concentration. “I was like a… a finely tuned…snail. I did it, Mav.”

Maverick’s grin was approving. “Whatever you’re doing, keep it up. We’re almost at the Den.”

Thomas puffed out his chest, still powering along. “I’ll go over the accounts when we get back.”

He stopped in front of the Den entrance, breathing controlled breaths. Morrigan, lounging in the doorway, raised an eyebrow. “Three minutes twenty-four. Three seconds faster this time.”

Thomas met his gaze, his expression meticulous. “I’ve improved my time. I’ll do it again.”

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Bramble confronts the Rabbits

Bramble stormed towards the Temple of Light, anger simmering in her chest. Those rabbits had “pampered” Maximiliano, and she wasn’t about to let them off easy.

As she approached the tranquil gardens, something shifted. The scent of blooming flowers wafted through the air, and Bramble’s jaw unclenched. Her steps slowed, her anger dissipating like mist in the sun.

The rabbits, tending to their sacred blooms, looked up. Their gentle, round faces and soft eyes soothed Bramble’s lingering irritation. One rabbit offered a gentle smile, beckoning her closer.

“Welcome, young one. How may we serve the Light?”

Bramble’s gaze drifted to the temple’s serene interior. Her voice came out softer. “I… I was looking for answers. About Maximiliano.”

The rabbits exchanged knowing looks. “Ah. Come, rest awhile. Let us share tea.”

The rabbits ushered Bramble into the temple’s warm, golden light. They brewed fragrant tea, and Bramble found herself pouring out her concerns about Maximiliano’s “pampering”. The rabbits listened, nodding gently.

As the tea flowed, Bramble’s defences crumbled. The rabbits spoke of balance, of healing, of the Light’s whispers guiding them.

Bramble’s heart softened. These rabbits weren’t villains; they were caregivers. Maximiliano’s scars weren’t just physical – he uses his charisma as a shield, a way to keep people at arm’s length. To avoid vulnerability.

One rabbit patted her hand. “The Light seeks balance. Maximiliano’s path is his own. Ours is to soothe the wounds and to be here to listen.”

Bramble’s eyes widened. “You’re… you’re on our side?”

The lead rabbit smiled. “We serve the Light. The Necromouser threatens balance. We will help you stop him.”

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Scavenging for Pennies

Maximiliano slipped into the abandoned den, his eyes scanning the chaos. Papers were strewn everywhere, shelves were overturned, and the air was thick with the scent of stale magic.

“Hmm,” he muttered, a mischievous glint in his eye. If the place had already been ransacked, who’d notice a bit more chaos?

He widened his search, rifling through drawers and tossing aside debris. His fingers brushed against a few scattered coins.

“Score,” he whispered, pocketing the pennies. Not much, but it’d buy a round of grog at the Rusty Nail.

With nothing else of interest turning up, Maximiliano slipped back out into the shadows, grinning. The Misfits’ coffers could use the boost.

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The Old Mine.

Zut alors! Phillipe’s eyes adjusted to the dim light as he descended into the old mineshaft, the air thick with dust and forgotten secrets, no? He stumbled upon a large wooden crate, half-buried in rubble, its iron bands creaking as he pried it open, oui?

Inside, an ornate wooden staff, some loose nails and several hefty bags of coin lay nestled beside it. Phillipe’s grin spread as he scooped up the loot, stuffing the bags into his pockets with a flourish.

“Ah, voilà! Ze jackpot, no?” he whispered, blowing dust off the intricately carved stick. “Neville, she will be delighted, zis.”

He examined the stick, eyes widening at the arcane scribbles. “Ah, magie, bébé. We are in business, zis.”

Phillipe slung the stick over his satchel, whistling as he climbed back out. “Ze Misfits, zey are about to get a whole lot more… intéressant.”

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The Fishing Trip

Neville skipped along the riverbank, twirling a stick like a sword, the sun shining bright in his eyes. He wasn’t there for fishing, like he’d told the others– he was there for adventure!

As he rounded a bend, a wrecked ship loomed, its wooden hull cracked and splintered. Neville’s grin widened. “Ahoy, matey!”

He charged forward, stick-sword at the ready. “Arrr, I’ll be plunderin’ this here ship!” Leaping over driftwood, he poked around the wreckage.

His sword slipped into the mud, unearthing a wooden box. It lay open, spilling pennies and coins.

“Arr! Treasure!” Neville squealed, dropping his pirate persona. He crouched, scooping up the coins, his eyes sparkling.

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The Accounts

Thomas sat, ledger open, quill scratching away. Maverick leaned against the wall, Bramble lounging on the sofa beside him.

“Alright, so finances are looking good,” Thomas summarised. “Lucky finds, Phillipe’s tavern gig… we’re set for a while.”

Bramble nodded. “Nice work, Phillipe.”

Phillipe, in the corner, muttered to himself, ” Oui, I am ze greatest entertainer, no?” He practised a flamboyant bow.

Maverick chuckled. “As long as he keeps the food coming.”

Thomas grinned. “Free grub for life. I’m in.”

Phillipe cleared his throat, striking a pose. “Ah, bonjour, ze lovely patrons! Ze Misfits, zey are ze best, no?”

Bramble sat up, a spark in her eye. “We could use some new blood. The market’s notice board’s got all sorts of postings – mercenaries looking for gigs, adventurers seeking crews…”

Maverick nodded. “Worth a shot. We could use some fresh faces.”

Thomas nodded, “We should check it out.”

Phillipe, still practising his accent in the corner, piped up. “Zut, I shall charm ze recruits, no?”

Thomas added. “We should harvest some of the new herbs and sell them at the market. Get some extra coin.”

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Maverick pushed open the garden gate, Thomas following. As they rounded a row of plants, wisps of sweet smoke curled up from behind a wheelbarrow.

Maverick raised an eyebrow. “Uh… what’s going on here?”

Neville and Morrigan, hidden behind the wheelbarrow, looked up with glazed eyes. Neville giggled. “Hehe… experimenting… with… uh… herbal… science.”

Thomas blinked. “You mean you’re smoking our profits.”

Morrigan exhaled a lazy plume of smoke. “Prof… it… stuff…”

Maverick facepalmed. “Neville…”

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Bramble leaned against the sun-warmed notice board in Cedarwood’s market square, scanning the pinned-up flyers for guild news and wanted posters. Her eyes landed on a parchment advertising the upcoming archery competition – the one she had planned to enter before all this Necromouser nonsense started.

“Hey, you looking to join the fun?” a soft voice asked. Bramble turned to find two foxes grinning at her. One wore scarlet – William – and the other a softer rose hue, Rose. Both carried bows and looked like they’d rather shoot arrows than eat breakfast.

“Archery comp?” Bramble nodded, tapping the flyer. “Might be.”

William leaned in. “We’re entering too. Cedarwood’s got a tough rep for hosting. You with a guild?”

Bramble’s expression turned mischievous. “The Misfits. We’re… eclectic.”

Rose’s ears perked. “The Misfits? Heard stories in the tavern.”

Bramble’s smile grew. “Looking to beef up our ranks. You two looking for a new gig?”

William and Rose exchanged a look, their tails twitching in sync. “Depends on the gig,” William said. “What’s the Misfits’ play? You guys more than just a ragtag crew?”

Bramble leaned in, a conspiratorial glare in her eye. “We’re tracking the Necromouser.”

Rose’s ears perked up, her expression intrigued. “The Necromouser? As in, the one who –”

Bramble nodded. “The one who thinks he can raise the dead and rule the Forest. We’re going to stop him.”

William grinned, “Sounds like a blast. We’re in.”

Rose nodded emphatically. “We’re decent with a bow.”

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And what was all that about?

Thomas rolled for his skill advancement and, thanks to the library at the Den, was able to choose any stat increase.  I really wanted to improve his combat prowess as he is a bit of a tank in that regard, however he had just made the sprint of his life getting the treasure chest off the table, and it was just too good an opportunity to miss to not increase his movement.   He is still one of the slowest members of the gang, but at least he can now almost keep up.

The chest had a chance to net me a magical item, my first of this campaign, even if I rolled badly, I would get some much-needed information points.  As it turned out, I rolled too low for a magic item and too high for information points.  Instead, I got extra pennies, which are always useful, I guess.

Still on a mission to get some decent equipment, it is starting to feel like I’m the only person yet to score some funky stuff. I sent my creatures on very dangerous trips into the wilds.  I think because in recent games I have been hit by things with massive bonuses like +11 to the rolls, I felt I needed to take the risk.  Travelling into the wilds is a high risk – high reward kind of thing.

Anyway, I had fate points in the bag with everyone I sent out that could be used to a degree to possibly mitigate some risk.

As it was I was pretty lucky to have those fate points and with a couple of re-rolls here and there got some pretty good locations to check out.

A sunken ship with lots of pennies and the chance of a magic item – which of course I also failed to get.

An abandoned mine with heaps of stuff and a chance of a magic item – which I finally got.  Turns out to be a magical staff that will help Neville with casting rolls, with a little bit of risk to himself if he fumbles.  I initially thought I had got the magic book, which would have allowed me access to all the spells and would have been fantastic, alas, I was reading the wrong paragraph, the staff is also pretty good though, so I can’t complain.

Bramble got a free experience upgrade, which is awesome.

Maximilliano, found a den with a mere handful of coins in it.

My roll for extra pennies for the herb garden was also low.  I rolled a total of 3 on 2d6, so I figured that Neville had tried smoking the thyme leaves.  I mean, he has already been involved with Burglary, Arson, visiting what was alluded to as a house of ill repute, but could also be a massage parlour run by therapists.  So, one more thing to add to his rap sheet was nothing.

By the end of all the rolling I had a rather decent number of pennies in the bank.

I considered adding a massive hound or badger to the roster, but it would really go against Maverick’s character to have anything bigger than him in the gang.  I could really do with the extra muscle as Maverick is really taking on everything on his own at the moment.  Phillipe has only managed to hit once in 6 games!  Thomas is pretty reliable, although it takes him a long time to get there.

So, I promptly added two more non-melee characters to the roster. Why, what was I thinking?

I think at this point I am facing this from a story point of view, and also looking at the models I have to hand.  In addition to that, female characters are a bit underrepresented in my warband, so it was a good opportunity to add another, not that females are not equal at melee, rather I had Fox armed with a bow that looked feminine or at least more so than the other models I had unpainted.

In hindsight, I could have made Morrigan female from the start, but I didn’t.

So, those are my ramblings for now.  I will try to do an update on each character in the near future, as they have evolved a lot since they started.

I have absolutely no idea where this story is going. I suspect that at some point, things will take a turn one way or the other.  I really don’t want to lose any of my characters now.  I have become really attached to them all, and I feel they each have so much more to give.

The Misfits lounged around the Den’s big table, laughter and arguments mingling with the smoke and ale fumes. Morrigan leaned back, a smug grin spreading across his face.

“I’m telling you, guys, the Witch Hunter General’s got nothing on me. I could outsmart him blindfolded, with one claw tied.”

Maverick chuckled, taking a swig of ale. “Oh yeah? How’s that work, then?”

Morrigan waved a dismissive hand. “He’s predictable. Thinks in straight lines. Me? I’m a bloody work of art. I weave, I dodge, I confuse.”

Thomas frowned, tapping the table. “Focus, guys. Necromouser. Remember him?”

Morrigan snorted. “The Necromouser’s probably cuddling a stuffed rabbit by now.  He’s old news.”

Bramble spoke up, “Guys, I’ve got somethin’ that might shift our focus. Caravan went missing in the Forest. Was headed to Oakwood, never made it.”

The group perked up. “Missing caravan? What was it carryin’?” Maximiliano asked.

Bramble’s gaze slid to Max. “Rumour says it had a treasure chest. Worth checkin’, if you ask me.”

Thomas nodded, his face serious, “We should check for survivors.”

Maximiliano grinned. “And ensure any pennies are rescued.”

Morrigan raised an eyebrow. “Could be bandits, could be worse.”

Maverick stood up. “Either way, we need to know. Gear up.”

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The Misfits plunged into the Forest’s twilight depths, Maverick leading the way. He’d picked up the caravan’s trail and was following it, his senses on high alert. The trees seemed to close in around them, casting dark, eerie shadows on the ground.

Phillipe kept pace with Maverick, his eyes scanning the underbrush for any sign of danger. Neville followed close behind, his hands fidgeting and twirling pieces of thyme leaves, ready to draw on his magic at a moment’s notice.

The other Misfits trailed behind, their footsteps light on the forest floor. Morrigan muttered under his breath, annoyed at having to trudge through the dense foliage. Thomas kept his gaze fixed on the back of Philippe’s head, his mind focused on finding the Necromouser. Bramble darted ahead, vanishing into the shadows, her agility allowing her to navigate the forest with ease.

As they walked, the trees grew taller and the underbrush thicker, making it harder to navigate. Maverick pushed through a wall of tangled vines, and suddenly the trees started to thin out, and a broken path lay across the floor.

In the centre of the path, the wreckage of a wagon lay scattered, the wooden frame broken and charred. A few crates lay overturned; their contents spilt across the ground.

Bramble and Maximiliano vanished into the shadows, leaving the others to cautiously approach the wreckage.

Morrigan muttered a quip about “the young ones needing a nap”, but Thomas’s sharp gaze lingered on the spot where Bramble and Maximiliano had disappeared.

Maverick began sifting through the debris, and Morrigan sauntered over to investigate a particularly intact crate.

The wait was short—a low birdcall – Bramble’s signal – cut through the Forest’s noises. Maverick’s head snapped up.

“They’ve found something.”

Morrigan took off like a shot, following Bramble’s birdcall into the trees. Neville stayed focused on the wreckage, while Maverick dropped to his knees beside a half-buried chest.

“Bingo,” he muttered, heaving the chest up. It was heavy – looked like the good stuff.

“Thomas! Got it!” he called, lugging the chest over.

Thomas turned, eyes widening at the chest’s size. “Get it back –”

Maverick didn’t wait, slinging the chest onto Thomas’s back. “Go! Get it to the Den. Now, with haste.”

Neville’s eyes flicked between them, then he murmured a quick spell. A soft blue glow wrapped Thomas.

Thomas took off, suddenly bolting like a startled rabbit. “What – why am I –?” He didn’t finish, focused on putting distance between himself and the Forest.

Neville watched him vanish into the trees, a small smile on his face. Maverick stood, brushing dirt off. “Guess he’s in a hurry.”

Bramble and Maximiliano froze; eyes locked on the approaching horde. Fungus-farmed mushroom men lumbered forward, their cap-like growths twisted into grotesque grins. Squirrels with glowing red eyes twitched their tails, flanking the group.

Maximiliano’s hand tightened on his sword “Looks like we’ve got old friends.”

Bramble’s gaze darted to the side. “Morrigan’s here.”

Morrigan landed with a thud, squawking loudly. Bramble’s hand clamped over his beak. “Shh!”

Morrigan’s eyes gleamed. “Looks like party time.”

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Morrigan took to the skies, soaring into the trees with a swift beat of his wings. He perched on a branch high above, scanning the area.

“Squawk! You’ve got a big’un heading for you, guys!”

Below, a colossal mushroom man lumbered towards Maverick, Neville, and Phillipe. Its cap was a mass of tangled fungal growths, its “face” a twisted snout.

Neville’s eyes flicked to Maximiliano. “Haste!”

Maverick became a blur. He blocked the shroom man’s path, great sword swinging up to meet the creature’s club. The impact sent splinters flying as steel met wood.

Phillipe drew a deep breath; eyes locked on the squirrels closing in.

Far off in the forest, Bramble nocked an arrow, picking off a squirrel with a mere twitch of her finger.

The fight was on.

Maximiliano’s gaze flicked to Bramble. “Bramble, keep back! Cover us!”

Bramble nodded, retreating into the shadows, bow at the ready.

Maximiliano hurtled back towards the pathway, sword flashing as he joined Maverick.

The air was thick with the stench of damp earth and decaying fungus as the mushroom men pressed forward.

Phillipe burst through the rocks, his sword arcing down in a powerful strike. “Pour l’honneur!” he bellowed, cleaving a mushroom man in two.

A squirrel perched on a tree hurled a fireball. Maverick saw it coming – too late. Flames engulfed him, crackling with eerie blue-green sparks.

Phillipe’s war cry turned to rage. “Merde!” He hacked down at another shroom man.

Morrigan let out a piercing squawk – the signal to retreat. “Fall back! Fall back!”

Maverick stumbled, flames licking at his clothes.  Phillipe grabbed his arm, hauling him away from the fray. Bramble covered their backs, firing arrows in the general direction of the shroom men.

The Misfits fled into the trees. Morrigan flew ahead, leading the way.

The creatures gave chase, but the Misfits’ agility and Morrigan’s aerial scouting kept them ahead.

Finally, they burst into a clearing – and kept going, catching up with Thomas, who had slowed down to his normal pace.

Panting, they stopped near a stream.

Phillipe dropped Maverick, checking his burns. “Merde, Max! T’es fou?”

Maverick groaned, patting himself down. “We… got the chest… right?”

Thomas grinned, a large chest still strapped to his back. “Got it.”

Morrigan landed, preening. “We may have lost a few rounds, but we won the treasure.”

Neville chuckled, clapping Maximiliano on the back. “And we got out alive.”

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What really happened?

I managed to get extremely lucky and find the treasure chest on my first search attempt.  I don’t know why I decided to hand it off to Thomas, who is undoubtedly my slowest party member and also one of the best in melee.  Anyway, I did, and as a result, he had to leave the table via my own deployment edge.  Once again, Neville came through with his haste spell, not only propelling Thomas off the table but also flinging Maverick into a position to block the huge Shroom men from getting through to my squishy magic user.

Bramble managed to take out the opposing warband’s second in one shot, who’s own leader, in return, fire-balled my leader, Maverick, taking him out of action.   Luckily, he managed to survive the post-game phase without any ill effects, but I will cover all that later.

Ultimately, I decided to make tracks and escape as I had got what I came for, pockets full of loot, and I could see no reason to hang around any longer than I needed to.  I don’t know if it’s technically a win or a loss, but with loot aplenty and no casualties, I am pretty happy with the result.

Geldof’s gaze ran down the list, his eyes lingering on the six names. His chapter of the Order of Purifiers, the best of the best. Each had taken the oath of ‘Lateo’ – “I remain hidden” – a vow to stay vigilant, to root out darkness, no matter the cost.

Geldof’s claw tapped the parchment. Cott, Crowe, Fingers, Briquette… each a skilled hunter, sworn to purify the land. And Roberts, his right-hand rat.

“The time is ripe,” Geldof murmured. “The villages are fractious. Witches and their ilk think they can hide. We’ll show them.”

Roberts leaned in, a low chuckle rumbling. “Lateo, boss.”

Geldof grinned, “Lateo indeed.”

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The coach rattled to a stop outside The Three Feather Inn, casting long shadows in the flickering torchlight. Six black rats disembarked, each dressed identically in black capotain hats, their faces shadowed beneath the brims. Black capes billowed behind them like dark wings as they gathered on the cobblestones.

Each rat carried a long, weathered suitcase, adorned with intricate locks and rusted iron straps. The air around them seemed to thicken, as if the night itself grew more oppressive.

The inn’s door creaked open, spilling warm light onto the rats. The wary innkeeper eyed the group. “Can I… help you gentlemen?”

Geldof stepped forward, his voice low. “Rooms. Dinners. We have… business.”

The innkeeper nodded hastily. “Aye, sir. Right away.”

Geldof’s gaze pinned the innkeeper to the spot. “The room overlooking the noticeboard in the market square. We’ll take it. Under no circumstances are we to be disturbed.”

The innkeeper swallowed, eyes darting wildly around the rats. “A-aye, sir… the… the big room on the second floor… I’ll… I’ll get the key.”

Geldof’s smile was a thin, cold line. “Good.”

The innkeeper practically fled, leaving the rats to gather their suitcases.

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The tavern fell silent, mugs frozen mid-air, as the sound erupted from upstairs again:

“Kaboom!”

Animals exchanged nervous glances. A squirrel at the bar whispered, “What’s goin’ on?”

The barman shrugged, eyes darting to the staircase. “Dunno, mate. Been goin’ on all night since those…”

 “Kaboom!”

“…Town Rats arrived”, he continued.

Another shot rang out: “Kaboom!” A split second later, a metallic “Ding!” echoed from the market square bell.

The patrons exchanged worried glances, trying to blend into their drinks. A rabbit in the corner muttered, “Don’t want no trouble with them rats…”

The barman nodded hastily. “Aye, just… just keep it down, luvs. Don’t want to… you know.”

The animals nodded, huddling into their drinks, hoping to avoid notice.

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Morning sunlight crept into the market square, revealing the damage. The notice board was riddled with strange, round holes, and the town bell sported a neat hole in its centre. The local militia, a motley crew of animals, gathered around, scratching their heads.

A burly Badger, the militia leader, sniffed at the notice board. “What in the…? Looks like some kind of grub’s got a taste for wood.”

A mouse pointed a shaking paw at the holes. “But… but it’s like they’re… aimed?”

The animals exchanged confused glances. “Grub don’t make holes like that,” someone said.

The animals nodded, muttering among themselves. “Best leave it be, then.”

The Three Feather Inn remained ominously quiet.

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Geldof glared out the window, his reflection scowling back at him from the glass. “Mondays. Cursed day.”

The other rats exchanged wary glances. Roberts, his second, cleared his throat. “Boss, we’ve got the layout of the square. And Briquette found a local with some info on—”

Geldof cut him off with a chop of his hand. “Mondays, Roberts. Don’t like ’em. Means the week’s startin’ and there’s work to do.”

The rats nodded, accustomed to Geldof’s Monday ritual. Cott scribbled notes in the corner, eyeing Geldof warily.

Geldof turned, his gaze causing Cott to freeze mid-scribble. “Alright, let’s get this miserable Monday over with.”

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What’s all this about? Am I abandoning the Misfits?

Absolutely not, I love the Misfits and hope to continue their stories throughout this campaign and hopefully beyond; however, I am loving this game and its storytelling, and I just had the urge to create a new warband that I could use in the future.  I figured I could start writing them into the story to flesh them out a bit as I go.   Now, any resemblance to a mid-70s, early-80s Irish Rock/New Wave band are purely incidental.

This new Warband is going to be based around a group of 6 Black Rat Witch Hunters.  I have no idea how their story will unfold, but I will do my best, when I come to writing them up, to keep them very different to the Misfits.

I hope with this little introduction to them, you can see that they will be a little more sinister and uncaring than my lovely Misfits.

W.H.G. Geldof

The Witch Hunter General, scratched behind his ear with a black, pointed claw as he stared down at the remains of the courier. The squirrel’s lifeless body slumped in the iron maiden, eyes frozen in terror.

“Hmmph. Useless creature,” Geldof muttered, his voice like gravel. “Said he didn’t know where the Caliver went. Clearly, he wasn’t trying hard enough.”

Roberts, another black rat, leaned against the wall, twirling a dagger. “Accidents happen, boss. I mean, who doesn’t stumble into an iron maiden?  Terrible thing.”

Geldof shot Roberts a cold glance. “Find out who took the Caliver. I want it back. Those villages are already crawling with… traitors. I won’t be made a fool of.”

Roberts nodded, sheathing the dagger. “On it, boss. I’ll sniff out whoever took it.”

Geldof sneered, looking out the window at the bustling town below. “Those village pests think they’re so clever, but I’ll show them. I’ll show them all.”

Back at the Den

Maverick, now recovered, leaned back against the den’s wall, a relieved grin on his face as the group finished their chaotic tale. “Sounds like you lot had a blast without me. As long as you’re all okay, that’s all that matters.”

He nodded, thoughtful. “Alright, here’s the plan. I trust you all to do your thing. Why don’t we split up, see what each of us can dig up on our own? Local scouting missions, see if we can find any more threads to pull.”

Bramble raised an eyebrow. “Solo missions? You sure, Mav?”

Maverick shrugged. “Why not? You’ve all got your strengths. Morrigan, see if you can sniff out any more of those stones. Thomas, keep an eye out for cultists. Max and Neville, do your usual ‘stirring stuff up’ thing, but carefully. Phillipe, see if you can get any of the locals to talk. And I’ll… I’ll do some digging of my own.”

The group nodded, a plan forming. Time to get scouting.

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Morrigan’s Story

Morrigan sauntered into the dimly lit Gunsmiths in North Piddle, his leathers creaking as he moved. The gruff bulldog craftsman looked up, eyeing him with a no-nonsense gaze.

“Ah, ’bout time you showed up, courier. I’ve got a package for you.”

Morrigan played along, nodding curtly. The Gunsmith handed him a long, intricately carved metal tube with a wooden stock, a tag reading ‘W.H.G. Geldof’, hung from a small piece of string tied to it.

“Sign here,” the bulldog growled, thrusting a parchment at Morrigan.

Morrigan scribbled a hasty signature, grabbed the Caliver, and nodded. “Right, got it.”

The craftsman grunted, returning to his work. Morrigan took that as his cue, backing out of the Gunsmiths with a straight face. As soon as the door swung shut, he grinned, examining the strange object. “W.H.G. Geldof, eh?  What’s this thing do?”

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Phillipe’s Story

Phillipe pushed open the door to the Plough Tavern, greeted by the warm glow of fire and murmurs of locals. He ambled up to the bar, ordering a round of drinks as he struck up a conversation.

Before long, Phillipe was spinning tales of the Misfits’ exploits – a bit… embellished. He spoke of Maverick’s daring raids and Morrigan’s aerial stunts, of Thomas’s fearsome mace-wilds and Max’s fiery antics.

The tavern owner, a jovial Labrador, listened with a grin, nodding along. As Phillipe finished a particularly dramatic tale, he declared, “Bloody hell, mate! You’ve got a gift! You and your… Misfits, yeah? You bring ’em in, you lot eat and stay here for free. Just keep tellin’ stories to keep the punters happy.”

Phillipe beamed, bowing slightly. “Zee deal, she is made! Merci, monsieur!”

The locals cheered, clapping Phillipe on the back. He grinned, thinking, time to get the gang.

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Neville’s Story

Neville walked into the school, greeted by the familiar sight of his old teacher, Professor Pembly, the beaver. The beaver’s normally tidy fur was still patchy in spots, regrowing after ‘the incident’.

“Neville, thank goodness you’re back,” the Professor said, his voice strained. “We’ve had a break-in. Some of our books are gone, and I’m at a loss.”

Neville’s gut twisted with guilt – he knew exactly which books were missing. He pulled out the Learn Lightning Bolt book and handed it over.

The beaver’s eyes widened. “Neville! Where did you find this?”

Neville shifted uncomfortably. “The cultists up by the northern fields must’ve been the ones who broke in. We, uh, took care of them, though.”

The beaver sighed, taking the book back. “I see. Well, I can’t exactly give you a reward in pennies – I need to replace those books. But… I’ll send the woodworking class to the Den. They can do some repairs or make some stuff for you guys.”

Neville nodded, relieved. “Thanks, sir. That’d be awesome.”

The beaver nodded curtly, still looking stressed. “Alright. Now, go on. And Neville?  I do hope you are keeping out of trouble.” 

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Thomas’s Story

Thomas marched out of the Den, mace slung over his shoulder and headed to the local village market.

A burly blacksmith eyed him. “You looking for work mate? Got logs need splitting. Pay’s a few coppers.”

Thomas nodded crisply. “Log splitting, Protocol: safety checks, proper gear, methodical chopping. Do logs. Require paperwork.” He muttered to himself.

The blacksmith chuckled. “Paperwork? Just split ’em, mate.”

Thomas frowned. “Regulations must be followed, or society will descend into anarchy.”

The blacksmith sighed, handing Thomas a clipboard. “Fine. Split ’em. Tick the boxes.”

Thomas nodded, swinging into work. Logs split, he collected his pay, checked the amount thrice, and signed the docket.

As he walked off, the blacksmith shook his head, “Hard worker that one, but very strange.”

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Bramble’s Story

Bramble slipped out of the Den, determined to scuffle up some work. She hit the streets, sniffing out odd jobs and gigs to bring in some much-needed cash.

After a bit of scouting, she landed a few tasks – helping a local market stall owner with inventory, doing some pest control for a nearby bakery, and even scoring a small gig helping a pup with their homework.

As she worked, Bramble mentally tallied up the pennies she’d earn. Enough for some decent grub, maybe even some new gear for the gang.

Exhausted, she headed back to the Den.

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Maximilliano’s Story

Maximiliano climbed out the window, mirror in one hand and a fine ring mail shirt draped over his shoulder, thinking he’d pulled off the heist.

A curious female squirrel and her friends caught him in the act.

The squirrel raised an eyebrow, tail twitching. “Midnight shopping?”

Max flashed his most charming smile. “¡Hola, mi amor! Acquiring essentials. For some poor orphans.”

The squirrel giggled. “Essentials, huh? Like that mirror and armour, you ‘found’?”

Max laughed, low and smooth.

The squirrel smiled slyly. “Alright, we’ll let you go if you promise to find things at our houses too.”

Max’s grin turned wicked. “¡Eso es un trato!”

The squirrel nodded, friends giggling behind her. “I’ll leave the window unlocked, you… bring the charm.”

Max winked, vanishing into the night.

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Max sauntered into the Den, a sly grin spreading across his face as he led a procession of female animals, each carrying a plant or gardening tool. Maverick’s eyes widened in shock as they began setting up an herb garden in the corner.

Maverick spluttered, “Max, what the… what’s going on?”

Max winked, chuckling low. “Don’t ask, Mav.”

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And what did all that mean?

I decided that rather than have a few groups go out scouting, I would send out lots of individual scouting parties.  I had lots of Fate points remaining and figured it was worth the risk.  As it turned out, I rolled well for all my Wanderings.

As a result, not only did I end up with a decent number of pennies, but I also got a fair chunk of labour points, free upkeep for my warband and a Caliver!

Still no funky magic items or artifacts but at least I now had the coin to buy some much-needed equipment.

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Finally, Money to Spend and the Story Continues

Max sat with Bramble, a sparkle in his eye.

“Ah, mi corazón,” he purred, handing her the mirror. “This, mi amor, is so you can see the beauty that I look upon. The fire in your soul, the spark in your ojos… you are a treasure, Bramble.”

Bramble’s cheeks flushed.

Next, Max presented the armour, his voice dropping low. “And this, mi vida… is to keep you safe, porque sin ti, no hay vida.”

Just as Max leaned in, the Den door burst open, and Morrigan strutted in, a Caliver slung over his shoulder, a smirk plastered on his face.

“As if you guys weren’t just discussing how brilliant I am,” he drawled. “I mean, it’s obvious I’d be the one to score the real prize here – a W.H.G. Geldof from Ollie’s own hands. He practically gifted it to me. I’m so persuasive.”

Max groaned, rolling his eyes. Bramble giggled, the moment lost.

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Neville and Thomas walked into the Den, drawn by Morrigan’s ear-piercing squawks. Morrigan was holding court, the Caliver propped proudly against his shoulder.

“…and then, I just looked at Ollie, and I’m like, ‘You know what, mate? I’m worth it.’ And he gave me this,” Morrigan was saying, gesturing dramatically with the weapon.

Neville’s eyes landed on the gun. “What’s that?”

Morrigan puffed out his chest. “Ah, this? It’s a… a W.H.G. Geldof, obviously.”

Thomas raised an eyebrow. “A W.H.G. Geldof?”

Morrigan nodded, smirk firmly in place. “Yeah. Top-of-the-line.  I got it from Ollie.”

Neville looked unconvinced. “Uh, Morrigan… I think that’s a gun.”

Morrigan scoffed. “Pff, details. W.H.G. Geldof is the technical term, innit?”

Thomas chuckled, a sly glint in his eye. “Morrigan, W.H.G stands for Witch Hunter General. As in, the guy who hunts witches. Not a gun model, exactly.”

Morrigan’s smirk faltered for a split second before he recovered. “Ah, ah, yeah… I knew that. I was, uh, being… metaphorical. This is a… a… ceremonial Witch Hunter General gun. Yeah.”

Neville snorted. “Ceremonial, you don’t even know what it is!”

Thomas leaned in, a grin spreading. “That musket belongs to the Witch Hunter General Geldof, Morrigan. You might’ve, ah, ‘acquired’ it from him.”

Morrigan’s face went white, but he quickly masked it with a forced laugh. “Hah! Oh, yeah, I knew that. I was just… testing you guys. Yeah, totally meant to take it. It’s, uh, part of the plan.”

Thomas raised an eyebrow, unimpressed. “Morrigan, you’re shaking in your boots.”

Morrigan tried to play it cool, puffing out his chest. “I’m not scared of the Witch Hunter General. Don’t be ridiculous.”

Neville snorted. “You’re totally freaking out, Morrigan.”

Thomas shook his head. “This is exactly why we need rules and regulations. If you’d bothered to check before swiping stuff, you wouldn’t be in this mess. Now we have to deal with the Witch Hunter General coming after us.”

Morrigan tried to interrupt, but Thomas cut him off. “Save it, Morrigan. You need to return that gun and fast. Before things get messy.”

Morrigan swallowed hard, trying to maintain a shred of dignity.  “Over my dead body, it’s mine now.”

Thomas shook his head, “It could well be over your dead body.”

Cult Raid

Bramble nodded, decisive. “Right, no point waiting. We’ll head to the northern fields, see if we can get a lead on these Cultists. No sense going back to the den now Mav’s resting.”

The group set off, arriving at the small settlement as the sun dipped low. The place was quiet – too quiet.

Thomas frowned, hand on his mace, and approached a cottage. Suddenly, a screaming cultist burst out, eyes wild. Thomas swung his club in a vicious arc, connecting with the cultist’s skull with a sickening crunch.

But the cultist didn’t flinch. It kept coming, arms outstretched.

Maximiliano charged in, sword flashing. “¡Cuidado!” He struck the cultist with a powerful blow, but it barely registered. The cultist kept standing.

Phillipe followed, charging into the fray… and tripped over his own feet, landing hard on his arse. “Merde!”

The cultist finally collapsed, dispatched by Thomas’s mace. Phillipe stood up, dusting himself off, and tried to get some sense out of the group.

“Zut, did anyone get anything from-“

A torch sailed through the air, landing on the thatched roof of a nearby house, setting it ablaze. Flames crackled to life.

Maximiliano yelled, “¡Fuego! Guess we’re doing this.”

Neville laughed, torching another building. “Burn baby burn!”

Thomas grunted, eyeing the chaos. “Find more cultists. Thump ’em.”

Morrigan emerged from a house, jingling coins in his pocket. “Found some pennies. Now what?”

Phillipe threw up his hands. “Mon dieu, ze plan, it is… evolving…”

Bramble shouted, “Contain the fire, don’t burn the whole settlement! We need info!”

PANDEMIC CHAOS!

Morrigan took to the skies, crowing wildly. The cultists, already unhinged, lost it completely as Morrigan dive-bombed them, banking wildly. Bramble frantically took them down with precision arrows, shouting, “MORRIGAN, FOCUS!”

Meanwhile, Max and Neville were having a blast, torching everything flammable. “¡Más fuego!” Max yelled, igniting a hay bale.

Phillipe, oblivious, knocked politely on a burning door. “Excusez-moi, is anyone… uh… home?”

Thomas thundered through the chaos, mace swinging. “WHERE’S THE NEXT ONE?!”

Bramble facepalmed, reloading her bow. “This is… we need… dammit…” 

Through the smoke and chaos, the group spotted the weird mushroom creatures, led by squirrel sorcerers, taking down cultists left and right. Barry the Bastard, massive and menacing, lumbered into view with The Templars Khaotica – a  bunch of armour-clad psychopaths.

Bramble yelled, “Time to GTFO! Now!”

Neville laughed maniacally, still torching stuff. “WOOOO!”

Morrigan and Phillipe grabbed Thomas, who was still swinging his mace, growling, “One more… just ONE more cultist…”

They dragged him back towards the forest. “Thomas, it’s time to go! Other mercenaries arrived – and they’re weirder than us!”

The group melted into the trees, watching the chaos behind them. Barry and the squirrels were handling things.

As they vanished into the forest, Neville chuckled, “Best. Day. Ever.”

Bramble shook her head. “Mav’s gonna kill us.”

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Well, that didn’t go entirely to plan.

It turns out that the cultists were surprisingly resilient to being whacked.

With this being a 3-player game, there just was not the time to spend dallying around, especially with Kodas Templars bearing down on me.  That gang is terrifying.  The gang of shrooms also set about efficiently gaining intel at an alarming rate.

I did manage to get some coins and a small amount of intelligence on the Necromouser, but more important, was to get in and out as quickly as possible before the other two, vastly superior gangs got hold of me.

Once again, nowhere near a win for the Misfits, but we all survived.