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Beasts of War Caption Contest Round 2!
July 18, 2012 by dracs
Yes, it's time once more for a Beasts of War Caption contest! Your chance to win a free, yes free, 6 month backstage pass. Darrell's promised a kiss to second place.
If you head over to our Facebook you will see this unmistakable image.
All you have to do is come up with an awesome caption for this image and leave it in a comment on this post.
IMPORTANT: Only captions left here on Beasts of War will be entered for a chance to win the prize.
So get your thinking caps on and start thinking of awesome captions and you could be getting 6 months of free backstage content.
“That’s not evil, that’s just a Tuesday night”
Darrell studies during a break in the rigorous BoW schedule. Being Evil takes a lot of work!
They may have wrote the book, but I’m still the master of it.
“Y,see I’m readin’ this, and all I can think is ‘Tch, amateurs….'”
After reading the new 40k rulebook, Darrell is preparing for his job interview at Games Workshop!
GOOD LUCK Darrell….
MWHAHAHAHAhahah
Why cant books take land raiders as personal transports.
“After reading through the Warhammer 40,000 Rulebook and experiencing the words of Matt Ward Darrell thought it best to investigate the true meaning of Evil to see if it matched up.”
…
“Needless to say, the words were truth and Evil had truly been born onto the tabletop”
BoW Ben 😉
Slouching
It’s evil
Darrell is reading 50 Shades of Grey cunningly disguised as a book about Evil.
I too thought Shades of Grey was about my hair but was porven oh so very wrong! :*)
“I don’t always hunt for cheese guys, but when I do, I go to the source,”
Darrell takes a break to thumb through Games Workshop’s corporate manifesto. Fails to find anything he didn’t already know. Keeps playing 40k.
Love it.
I’m not planning on being evil, I’m just looking for the cheese…
Darrell was determined to win his next 40K match at any cost!
“Evil, A Matt Ward biography”
“I find no good use for my Longfang cheese spam in here.”
when the rulebook runs out of cheese we just need to look for the evil side
Darrels reading Matt Ward bio
The guys were right, there s a picture of me destroying Andy on live rounds in here
“wait a minute this isn’t fifty shades of grey”
“Ok so they’ve released 6th edn now. I wonder if the Games Workshop company policy manual will contain any clues as to what’s next…”
The bestselling “Evil in 10 steps”; from the bestselling author of “Lets model Skulls on EVERYTHING” and “40k did it again!”.
Darrell finally found the book used to write all the new rules for 40k
Darrel proof reads his autobiography, pleased that the publishers agreed to change the name from ‘Cheese, how I defeated Andy’.
Ooooh, a Recipe for Kitten-Pie!
darrell reads his Favorite comady book which he says is about a load of people doing it wrong!
“Unimpressed by the Warhammer 40,000 6th Edition rules, Darrell went back to reading his autobiography.”
Cursing his dyslexia, Darrel made it through three whole chapters before realizing that he wasn’t, in fact, reading the biography of Evel Knievel.
Proof that you are what you read.
Friday 13th Live Rounds
Before Andy arrives Darrell takes time to relax with a little light reading to get him in that killer mood.
“All that is necessary for evil to succeed is that good men do nothing.”
……..Darrell doesn’t look like he’s doing much laying on that couch.
“Hurry and take the picture so I can stick my hand back down my pants….”
Here we have a wild Daryl in it’s natural habitat. The creature is best known for its evil cunning and a distinct love for the taste of cheese. Rocks can often be found around the creatures habitat covered in paint almost as if they were dipped straight into a pot. This very rare picture managed to catch a glimpse of the creature studying it’s terrible art.
Even if you have written the book you still have to double check to make sure nothing was overlooked.
Yay! It comes with pictures and step-by-step instructions.
Darrell is crunch-studying for the release of Chaos Space Marines the only way he knows how.
He actually hides , at the back of the book , a comic magazine with Donald Duck!!!!
“New instructions from Cheesehunter HQ.”
“He is trying to find how to curse that 40k Rulebook so that when is in Warren’s hands, every time he wants to hit Darrell with it he will receive the hit instead. Yes… Darell wants his revenge!”
Must be that Darrell likes reading the lesser of two evils.
Finishes Warhammer 40,000: 6th Edition
Reads the Sequel
Just reading the fluff
Darrell’s thoughts after finishing the book
“hmph! amateurs!”
Wow this Elvis biography is really badly written, its full of spelling errors!
“Good, but I can do better”
“This cheese chapter definitely needs my FAQ-ing!”
Ah so Games Workshop Did get their marketing practices from here.
And here we observe that lesser spotted creature, the Wild Cheese Hound, in it’s natural habitat. This particular specimen is known locally as Darrell and appears to be on the hunt for some cheddary concoction to release upon the unsuspecting senior citizens of the near by elderly peoples home.
I knew it , it says here i wont go blind if i keep playing with it !
“Evil Empire: A History of Games Workshop”
“Which part of this book tells me how I can use my Space wolves” R I found it”
Full title:
6th Edition 40K, Evil Combos Revealed
“Okay, okay. I’ve heard this enough from across the wargaming table. Time to find out what it means.”
Darrel could hardly contain his enthusiasm after hearing Evil University had started their own online courses.
Darrell spent many a night looking for the best ways to combine his two favorite books
I wonder, if the book is in Welsh?
Darrell had often heard the term “bubble wrapping” being used by other gamers, so after consulting both the latest version of the rules and his trusty copy of “How to be Evil – Miniature Edition” He wondered how best to use this down the old peoples home…
“Evil: There’s no downside”
Lesson #1 I lied, the kiss is for the first place winner!
Radioactive monkeys??? Nope it’s been done!!!
Section 6.6.6 Vintage Cheddar……to ensure victory in games of warhammer 40k jnr dark apostles often stun their opponents with the chant “sdnuor evil llerraD artlu” repeated six hundred and 66 times in the movement phase. In extreme cases this terrible chant has been known to invoke the heinous chaos smurfs, able to bend the laws of physics and even flatten mountains in their dark pursuit of total victory…………
‘There’s cheese in here somewhere, I just know it!’
Mild mannered cheese Meister by night, but in quiet moments enjoys reading the latest 70’s Playschool retro thriller, “…as big ted finished chopping up the body parts, little ted put Humpty & Hamble into the bubble mail bag ready for disposal …….through the square window.” cue twilight zone music.
How do these new psychic powers work? Stare intently at opponent and say in Alec Guinness accent, “these are not the rules you’re looking for…”
Darrel shocked to find a book about morals arrived instead of his subscription to readers wifes….
How to be Evil
Step 1: Exploit all potential cheese.
Step 2: Show self exploiting cheese in video form on the internet.
Step 3:…
Step 4: Profit.