2025 Painting Log
Chonky Cyberpunks
Crooked Dice did a Kickstarter a few years ago to bring back Corporate Wars, a range of near-future miniatures that originally came out in the 1990s. I love the cartoonish, chonky look of these, but I didn’t back the Kickstarter, probably because I already have a ton of cyberpunky models and I’m not actually playing any cyberpunky games at the moment.
But I found myself needing a group of 5 female combat types to substitute for a Star Schlock unit that doesn’t have any miniatures of its own yet, and I thought these might do the job. Looking at the completed models I think they’re a little too ’90s and not early ’80s enough for Star Schlock, but they were an absolute blast to paint so I’ve got my eye on some more from the Corporate Wars range — maybe it’s time to pick up a cyberpunk game…
These others are from the same range. The two plainclothes guys came in a set with one of the ladies, and the other two just caught my eye for no particular reason.
2025 models painted so far: 248, for 13 different games (or maybe 14 if I find a game to play with these…)





Fantastic work! If you are looking into a cyberpunk game seriously there is CodeBlade whihc is meant to be pretty good. I’ve been playing through the Cyberpunk Red Combat Zone (horrendous game title) starter box recently and it is very fun. Not too chunky but with enough gear options that it really feels like a cyberpunk game to me. Plus they have a solo mode (a little part-baked but not awful)
Thanks! I’ve had my eye on Codeblade for a while now but it keeps falling back into the “I don’t have time for that right now” part of my brain.