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Fantasy Football Beauties from… WARLORD?
September 30, 2011 by beerogre
This has made my day... and my wallet a bit lighter... Warlord Games have produced a Fantasy Football Team!!!
I've been considering getting a team for a popular fantasy football game for quite a while now, and I was seriously considering something from Greebo.
But all that changed just now! There is no way I can't own these...
OK... some of the models might be a little risqué... but that's half the fun!
I just wish they would hurry up and get here!!!
What has been seen can not be unseen!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8iKgIOwV2c
nuff said
dwarf babes hubba hubba!
like the beard, gives me something to hang on to
WOOF
The minis are good fun…but no beards for the ladies?? You sure these are dwarven babes?
Hah, awesome minis. Superb alternative team.
My favourite AC/DC song.
Whole Lotta Rosie
Wanna tell you a story,
‘Bout a woman I know
When it comes to lovin’,
She steals the show
She ain’t exactly pretty,
Ain’t exactly small
Forty-two thirty-nine fifty-six,
You could say she’s got it all!
Never had a woman,
Never had a woman like you!
Doin’ all the things,
Doin’ all the things you do!
Ain’t no fairy story,
Ain’t no skin and bone!
But ya give it all ya got,
Weighin’ in at nineteen stone!
You’re a whole lotta woman!
A whole lotta woman!
Whole lotta Rosie!
Whole lotta Rosie!
Whole lotta Rosie!
And you’re a whole lotta woman!
Yeah!
Oh honey, you can do it,
Do it to me all night long!
Only one to turn,
Only one to turn me on!
All through the nighttime,
And right around the clock!
Whoo! To my suprise,
Rosie never stops!
She was a whole lotta woman!
Whole lotta woman!
Whole lotta Rosie!
Whole lotta Rosie!
Whole lotta Rosie!
A whole lotta woman!
Yeah! Yeah!
Not what we are used to from Warlord, but I like them
Noooooo ! Not the Tassles of Intimidation !
Janet Jackson would be proud!
Well those are not bad looking. Not at all.
hmm.. nipple armor discs. That’s pretty original.
Oh my… Where I put my bloodbowl box?? Love those alternative teams and this one made my day!
I love it!!
Pretty dang snazzy… I might have to getvthese after the wallet becomes full once more;)
Oh, c’mon, seriously? Stuff like this makes me wonder if wargaming’s come on at all since the 1980s. I get sick to death of trying to defend this hobby to people who look down on it, and stuff like this just makes it harder. I can’t be the only one who finds this kind of dreck completely unnecessary, can I? The sad thing is that I’ve got a feeling I might be, considering how many calls of “hur hur they’ve got their tits out, I’d better buy some!” I’m hearing…
@lagoon83 theres a difference between something done for pure giggles, and something thats just over the top. this team is seriously just for giggles…
I understand your perspective, but I don’t know where the line is, and I don’t know how you can be so certain. More to the point, does “for giggles” justify this sort of thing?
I still think my original point stands; I’m going to clarify, though, because I don’t know how well it came across in my previous comment.
My problem with these models comes in three parts:
1) They represent the kind of immature, twelve-year-old approach to “girls” that seems to pervade this hobby. If it’s a female mini, it needs to be either semi-naked or dressed in something skintight, but either way it needs to be posing provocatively, wearing something out of a fetish catalogue, or at the very least, have a “great rack”. (Seriously, Privateer Press? Seriously?)
2) On a personal level, these models embarrass me. If I was looking at these in a shop or even online in a public place, I’d feel ashamed if anyone else caught me looking at them. More to the point, I worry that someone would look at these, think all wargamers are into this kind of thing, and make their mind up that this hobby is for weirdos and sad loners. This kind of gratuitous, exploitative toss just cheapens the hobby as a whole.
3) Finally, as someone who likes a good narrative game, I just find it hard to believe that players in a violent fantasy sport would be a) dressing as skimpily as that (nipple armour? Seriously?) or b) throwing out sexual poses like they’re getting paid for it. It’s just stupid.
I just got my blister of Dwarf Ladies in the post… they’re awesome!
And all single piece, so no sticking bits on with superglue.