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[unclejimmy 9225xp 1]

Cramp! I hate cramp. Good morning Puniverse, how are you today?

@limburger – did you think I would have? Nah! It takes more than a few strokes to do that. Remember my motto: “Nil Desperandum”.

Anyhoo, it has just been building-up. I did make a a nurse at the vets cry, but that was because she is a choob.

That will serve as a pledge. 10pts for reading the instructions. What must some people’s games be like if they can’t even read the introduction in here? Oh, the misery…

1. Isn’t that a spin-off from a ‘Black Mirror’ episode or am I thinking of something else? If you haven’t tried BM then do, but ignore the last series.

The best thing I have seen for a while was something called “Inside No.9”. Written by the same guys as did ‘League of Gentlemen’ and is just a series over very cleverly written short stories with outstanding twists. One of the stories involves two travelling wiych-hunters and is one of the best shorts I have EVER seen.

TNG was appauling. Riker was so gay that he could be hidden in caravan site! What was wrong with his fu**ing neck? We were made to stand upright, including the neck/head, while in basic training…guess he will ill that day. Data would have been stripped down long before he made it to the Enterprise. Picard just wants to be Ahab and the plots were so horrible that they just let anyone write for them. JLP is watchable (in First Contact) because PS is a good actor. He is a terrible ships captain and Captain Kirk would have ripped his lungs out after 10 seconds in the same room.

All the spin-offs had the same problems. A great idea, but with no thought put into it. Babylon 5 blew it away. However, original Trek rules.

2. New job! Good one. 100pts. Hope you are enjoying it. New stuff rules.

3. All the parents complain to Heather that they will now have to look after their own children. They will soon learn what she already knows. Sometimes ADHD just means your child is a little bastard and not ‘challenged’.

4. They are if you live in your parents darkened basement! 10pts. The dark side of gaming. It is a pity for most because geeky girls are so much sexier and intelligent. Mine is! Geeky goth girls are better. Mine was. So, you must have a massive right forearm?

Be careful on that bike…your eyesight must be dreadful.

5. Changed jobs twice! Blow or bank? 100pts. I couldn’t resist! Anyway, you expect it…

6. AoS…no foul language please! This is a family friendly forum. Fine, it might be the Manson family, but rules-is-rules. The minis just get worse from Wacoshop. Flying Sharks? I know that “wizards did it”, but that is just taking the piss. The new prices go beyond banditry. I wouldn’t mind if they had good games, but they are now copying the Infinity starter sets.

I suppose I have played through a few. We all probably have.

You can’t beat the King…even though he liked to beat his wife/girlfriends. 10pts. That man could sing. His version of ‘Amazing Grace’ will make a glass-eye cry.

Rammstein – nice! 10pts. Question: are they queer? Derek loves them. So does Eve.

@Robert – Aqualung is a real classic. 50pts. I will have to play it through soon. I have a gate-fold version somewhere.

I have not been well enough to go gigging about, but I made it to a few. We went to see Fish and then we went to see his final show at Newcastle. Very, very good, but a bit sad. I did force back a few tears as he started ‘Sugar Mice’. Pity Mr. Rothery wasn’t playing beside him.

There is a game on Steam where you can almost run your own train set-up. ‘Transport Fever’. it is also Mod heaven!

Awesome bases! 50pts. I always love good bases. So many ignore bases.

@woldenspoons – Oh, just just don’t see how it works. It is easy…you just do as your told! Simple. You might not get a “next time” with that sort of attitude. I have dealt with your sort loads of times. All piss-and-onions. I might only have the real use of one side of my body, but I would hurt you so bad that your offspring will have a limp.

Ariadna rules. Awa’ up tae Scotia with me for a week and find out. It is just like ‘the Wicker Man’. 50pts.

I’m sure you like picking-up bikers! It takes all sorts to make a world and I don’t judge. That is always for a vengeful god to do. It’s a pity I can’t ride anymore…we could have had a day-out.

You didn’t read all the rules. Play nice or play with yourself somewhere else. (it did say NO DICKS and i’m the only exception)

@oriskany – wow, there is always one who didn’t get enough hugs growing-up. 100pts. how is your busy self, today? Heather is already thrashing about in the garden. Not even one day!

I got it, but I just can’t resist it. It’s like when you have a sort tooth…you just have to keep touching it. Sorry! If you are into new things then good for you. I am just a cave-man. 10pts.

I have only had 4 girlfriends and I married one of them. Bloody hell, Heather has had more girlfriends than me!

When it comes to small aircraft I used to use the little Tamiya Tomcats, for model ships, for a wargame we used to play.

The stuff you can buy in MDF is beyond imagination. I love it. I buy loads of it. TTCombat rule. A maglev for £19…yes please! The garage is from MicroArts Studio. We bought one of their bundles last summer and they sent us hoards of extras. The paintstation is from a guy just down the road. I am sure it was less than £25 and it comes all pre-cut and packed. You should just get yourself another locker! Boot camp rules.

@mage – AND YOU TOO! 100pts. I hope you have been a good boy?