Louis Vuitton Dice Bags & Boxes, No Genuinely They’re Real.
October 1, 2020 by avernos
What do you get the gamer that has everything? Well finally, it looks like we have an answer to that age-old question and that answer is Steve. No not a hetero life partner to play against but a Louis Vuitton dice bag.
Steve // Louis Vuitton
This playful dice pouch will complement a nomadic lifestyle, as the perfect companion for games with friends and family. The Maison's iconic Monogram canvas adds an elegant branded touch. If you're after a Steve in your life it's a bargain at only $590.00
Dice Case // Louis Vuitton
The striking Dice Case combines modern materials and fluorescent color for eye-catching appeal. With its LV Initials signature finish and iconic Monogram Flowers pattern, it puts a fresh spin on the House's long heritage of innovative pieces for traditional board games. The transparent plexiglass design holds five dice and features a VVN leather handle for easy portability. Dice Case can be yours for a mere $720.00 outlay
Dice Game Box // Louis Vuitton
Inspired from the game boxes and casino trunks, this small hardsided have most practical size for bringing your games with you. It contains six LV dices
For people who need to carry eighteen dices [sic] at a time $3200 will grab you this beauty, although you'll have to wait for them to get stock back in, but thankfully they do have a mailing list.
I would like to thank Louis Vuitton for making me smile when I saw this madness, I can only assume they've seen the GW market and fancy making inroads with their budget selection.
I would also like to thank the person who wrote the description for a 3 grand dice box and didn't realise that dice is already a plural and for their inability to construct a sentence coherently.
Hello Steve, is Steve there - Papa Lazaroo
"This playful dice pouch will complement a nomadic lifestyle, as the perfect companion for games with friends and family."
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*throws money at screen*
2020 really is a strange year…What’s next ? Burberry dice and token bags…
As my old grampa used to say…a fool and his money are easily parted 🙂
Crikey. What a time to be alive ?
….AND NOW MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!!!!!
Hmm … October 1st, not April 1st
I had to remind myself it was October not April as well. These certainly have that feel about them but no the joke is the price tag alone ?
I you loved me you’d all club in and get me a tramp stamped Steve
Apparently it only complements those with a nomadic lifestyle which here in Wales means you have to qualify for a bus pass I’m afraid, them is the rules and I stick by them ?
Geez, for those prices I could buy like 3 figs from GW.
Silicon valley nerds got to spend their money.
I REALLY wish there was a sales tracker just to see how many of these actually sell. I have no doubt they will sell, I just want to know how many they sell. Will it be worth the time and effort? Yes, I see the ridiculous price tags, they are all hand made, have the LV name and logo and custom dice, I really would love to know the mark-up on these.
….and I wonder what the sales for the “fakes” is going to be (down at your “Del Boy” market style trader soon.tm) 😀
WTF?
Nicey pricey dicey.
Even Spambots like me love Gerry