New Eldar Harlequin Jetbikes & Rules Spotted For 40k [Updated!]
February 3, 2015 by brennon
Games Workshop look to be flying high with the Harlequins this weekend as some new Jetbikes get leaked online for Warhammer 40,000. See what you think of the new look designs HERE...
Update: Rules have popped up online too HERE!
The rules for these Skyweavers have now popped up online and they are quite an interesting unit. You get two of them for the points cost and as you might imagine they are deadly in close combat. They also get an increase in toughness which is nice! Four more Skyweavers can be added to the squad for additional points and they come with a range of interesting weapons too.
The Star Bolas, the big swinging thing they have on the back with the second rider, is the main event being a 12" range weapon that has Strength 6 and AP 2 with Blast 1. They also get a bonus when they charge with their melee weapons, the Zephyrglaive.
The new design isn't too dissimilar to the one you can see above. The canopy is still raised above the gun underneath and it still has the familiar look of the regular Eldar Jetbike. The changes come in the fact that it's lost the leering face from the whole canopy and instead just been given it at the top near the rider.
As well as that it has a bit more of a Dark Eldar feel to it in the sense that you can have two riders on the back of one of these. One of them is the driver of said Jetbike while the other holds on behind with a weapon held out to attack unfortunates. One of them seems to have a whip of some kind which looks like it would be a pain to transport and the other a glaive or polearm of some kind.
Not a bad looking kit but nothing overly impressive either. I think the poses of the riders is what's making them look very regular and not as dynamic as they could be.
What do you think?
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I like harlequins a lot, but there’s something really dull and lifeless about those sculpts. They just look bland, which sucks as I was looking forward to them!
I thought they’d have done more with the front canopy. What a boring release and another missed opportunity.
There is a whiff of reused body parts as the back rider has the same pose and similar weapon to the Dark Eldar Hellions 🙁
The great thing about the weekly release schedule is you get to type the same thing each week instead of once in the month. Decent sculpts, lack the character and dynamism of the originals.
This ^
Couldn’t agree more, feels like a friday afternoon job.
Not sure if it is the camera angle but the arm with the boleros looks very odd
The jet bike is spoiled by the mask which looks like it has been stuck on as an afterthought to distinguish it from other Eldar jetbikes.
Sorry to be so negative, but as much as I think the overall design is good the concept has no appeal
While I appreciate many will find it cool, the idea of someone standing up at the back onto a wind of whatever speed the bike is doing and making a successful strike against the flow is just not convincing.
I assume these things are going at a speed of 100mph or greater?
I really like them. My first 40k army was Harlequins and I had several of the original bikes back in the day and I may do a bit of greenstuff sculpting on the front of one of these but I’m quite happy with how they look also. I think I’ll be getting a small harlequin force very soon 🙂
the original jetbikes did not have the gun underneath like that, ut just looks like ot from the angle of the picture,
Instead, it was asymetrically sticking out of the left hand side, and that was just so cool.
too bad it looks like they also lost that distinguishing feature in the new version.
They really missed opportunity to make it look so different compared to Eldar or Dark Eldar jetbike but no. Besides that whole grinning face in front was kinda what gave previous one that Harlequin feel.
I like them alot, I think you can def see the influence of the JEs Goodwin prototype jetbike that was seen more than a few years ago.
I really wanted to like the Harlequins but they’re another dud.
IMO of course.
When we said “GW do too many skulls” that did NOT mean “GW do too much detail, I wish they would make their models bland and toy like”.
ffs. Why bother. I see a lot of fanboys from other sites praising these bland models which makes me think they must be 14 year olds with no memory of the quality GW had produced in the past; or people with no knowledge of what other companies are doing.
Shhh! Don’t tell them there are other companies out there. It will break their hearts when they realize how badly they’ve been duped.
BTW, meant to give you a thumbs up @poosh, but hit the wrong button. You will surely feel the wrath of GW loyalist thumbs now lol.
Mwha ha ha. This has been a very lazy 40K release. I wonder if they’ve moved all their good sculptors/designers to Fantasy for Warhammer 9th.
No, they’ve moved all their good sculptors/designers to other companies :-). After the last few fantasy releases I’m not holding my breath.
What an original respons from poosh en pauls……just keep repeating, that your opinion is the only truth….. It is not even funny any more….
Im pretty sure it will be repeated until GW starts making decent models, or start pricing their stuff more in line with actual quality. The bikes are good imo, the harleyclowns are posed badly and the masks look atrociough. Its as if they are not a part of the model or the clothes, its been greenstuffed on top of a flat face by someone just trying it out for the first time. GW have done better harlequins before, theres picture and material proof of it.
atrocious though*
We’ve both received Platonic educations, so we’re more attuned to the true nature of art and beauty.
That’s a The Republic reference btw!
“ffs. Why bother. I see a lot of fanboys from other sites praising these bland models which makes me think they must be 14 year olds with no memory of the quality GW had produced in the past; or people with no knowledge of what other companies are doing.”
Congratulations! You have just won wild, sweeping, d*ck comment of the month!
We look forward to your entry for next month!
The internet would be a better place with more wild sweeping duck comments imho
Waterfowl opinions are far too under represented.
Personally, I’d cry ‘fowl’ if I was a wild sweeping duck.
next month? 3 weeks of releases before then mate.
I don’t see why people complain
Personally I find that having to think up new sarcastic comments for every release is a challenge and keeps me on my toes.
JOKE! I’m only joking of course
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Thinking up sarky nonsense comes very naturally! lol
LOOK at the artwork on that. It occurs to me that the Harlequin’s are quite clearly partly inspired by Comic Book villains (so extra shame in the GW sculptors for not realising this, GW workers should not their history unlike us plebs).
Note the QUESTION MARKS (Riddler), the Joker and Green Goblin elements, mixed with the deck-of-cards theme.
Such a wasted opportunity.
Should have left the face like it was in the old metals.
The new face is too small and boring.
But, I do like flying Harlies!!!
Looks pretty much exactly the same as the Rogue Trader bike….the canopy is the Rogue Trader jet bike.
Should read the article first…..thought the picture was the new bike.
Don’t like the proper new one, prefer the old one. The little mask just looks silly
hehe
I like the new models a lot! They seem cleaner—the old masks were maybe a little over the top. For me at least. I’m not an Eldar player but maybe I would be much more inclined to buy the new models.
The bikes look cool, but as someone mentioned, they’re more or less recycled from another figure, so nothing new there. The figures on them are the typical lazy CG creations we’ve come to expect. I don’t get a sense of motion in the bike from looking at the people on it. And then there’s that silly melee weapon again. Try clipping along at 100mph and taking a swing at something out your car window. Chances are, if you connect, your arm will be ripped out of its socket… provided you can hold on to both the weapon and the sissy bar.
If you’re going to poke holes in it being unrealistic to have a guy with a melee weapon on the back, then I’d like to know where you draw the line when it comes not just to 40k, but almost every other sci-fi setting. What is the justification of nearly all females in Infinity wearing high heels?
It being strongly based on the Dark Eldar Jetbike is a fair enough complaint, although I’d argue it shouldn’t be a tremendous surprise to see similar looking tech between the different Eldar factions (if we ever get Eldar Bikes, they’ll probably be similar as well).
Personally, I like the Dark Eldar jet bikes so if that becomes the base chasis of all Eldar-esque jetbikes, fair enough.
What I will say, is that some of the Dark Eldar range seems more dynamic that the Harlequin range, which I find to be rather odd; I think the Wyches do a better job than the Harlequin troupes. I’d argue Helions really should belong as Harlequins.
Well, now that you mention it, Infinity women in heels is stupid as well (never noticed actually), but that’s not the subject at hand. I’ll be sure to mention it in the next Infinity news item :-).
All the women in heels is the least of the sexist sins seen in the Infinity range on a regular basis. Just compare the two versions of the Caledonian volunteer model from the Ariadna range – one male, one female, and yet the guy gets a reasonable combat pose and something approaching clothing, and the woman gets… I don’t even know how to describe that, beyond perhaps that the entertainer at a local stag party got caught up in a battle, tossed a grenade launcher with no training in how to use it, and was told ‘welcome to your new life in the military’.
For all GW’s multifarious sins, at least they don’t tend to do this kind of thing.
That’s basically the reason why I steer clear of Infinity.
Say what you will about it, but 40K is logical about females and war. Sisters of Battle aren’t there for silly, PC, progressive BS reasons. They’re there for very logical historical reasons which are absolutely tied into the lore, and they’re given power armour to boot.
That’s a great female model as a piece of art outside of the game – but to actually use it in a game where she’s gonna be killed, butchered etc? There’s something unhealthy about that sort of thing.
I would never use the term ‘PC’ or ‘progressive’ with regard to that infinity sculpt – it is old school miogynist sexual objectification pure and simple. The Sisters have a better claim to progressivism than that does. I agree with you that placing highly sexualised imagery of women in a combat scenario where violence, injury and death are likely is rather disturbing. At least the Sisters not only wear something approaching clothing for the most part (apart from the unfortunate choices with regard to the Sister Repentia), but are actually equipped with armour almost on a par with that of the Astartes, held back only by the fact that they can’t have a Black Carapace power armour interface.
And as you say, the Sisters aren’t a tacked on afterthought, but are linked back to the game lore and the Ecclesiarchy’s desire to have a standing military force while disbarred from maintaining ‘men under arms’ – there are historical examples of similar literalist interpretations of legal wording being used to allow organisations and countries to cirumvent treaty obligations.
A clever bit of deflection shooting. I thought the issue at hand was the GW tripe on parade, and not Infinity’s questionable treatment of women in sculpture.
Wouldn’t defend high heels for any character in any setting where that character is supposed to be highly active, and when I say active, let’s keep it clean, this is a family show! lol
I would make an exception for the Emprah as he does bugger all so is not going to sprain an ankle. 😛
No thread is ever safe from those who fear female sexuality and think fictional games of make believe should be realistic and believable.
Yeah
The sexualisation of women in a 30mm figure that is supposed to go into battle as a warrior with a mini skirt and high heels when all males are wearing goodly armour scares the shit out of me.
But hey, that’s okay because the non realistic game stats give to poor woman a chance because… erm… because…ovvvv….erm…irrational reasons
We don’t “fear” female sexuality, we are just bored with a 60 year old aesthetic and misogynistic attitudes
There is already plenty of candy pop females. The miniature world is awash with them. We don’t need any more.
In the interests of being fair, Infinity has gotten better with regards to how it depicts its females nowadays (the link to the Caledonians is of old models that hopefully get replaced), although I’d personally feel uncomfortable painting some of the bootleg TAG infinity pilots if say my wife was in the room.
Infinity is strongly anime themed and the most recent female sculpts are in line with that (I’d rather we had less of them pointing over there all the time).
It’s just if you’re going to complain about it being unrealistic to fight from the back of a jetbike, I think it only fair to say it is also rather daft to fight in high heels.
I just don’t understand why people seem to reserve all their criticism for GW and other companies seem to get a free ride.
Like the Judge Dredd tank the other day that didn’t look all that great, and yet cost £100+ (the entire range seems to have a barmy pricing policy) or the recent paint jobs of Privateer Press (I don’t mind the repeat sculpts in say a 10 man unit, but for the 5-6 man units, it isn’t great).
When it comes to some of the Mantic miniatures and reading the comments underneath, I sometimes wonder if I’m seeing the same thing as everyone else.
@fleety
I don’t understand your point here.
Infinity have been taken to task as you acknowledge, and the SOB were praised for their depiction by GW
So it contradicts the claim that all the negative criticism is reserved for GW.
Cannot comment on the Judge Dredd tank having not seen it
A ton is a lot of cash to drop on any toy tank imho
It better had be bloody good! lol
As Chibi says, a rejection of outmoded misogynistic objectification of women is in no way a ‘fear’ of female sexuality, but rather a desire to see female agency represented in wargaming, rather than just seeing every sculpt depict women as different flavours of ambulatory sex toy. This is the important difference between a woman choosing to present herself in a sexual fashion voluntarily, and imagery that sexualises women and womanhood while eliding women’s sexual agency entirely.
The prevelance of objectifiying imagery in society is so utterly ubiquitous that it is insufficient to say ‘this is just fiction, so its OK’ – the mentality that a woman’s worth is primarily determined by her desireability (for certain values of desireability, mostly determined by a very narrow and unrealistic set of aesthetic values) can be seen every day in every walk of life. Even the relatively small contribution of wargaming to that overwhelming burden of sexism is unacceptable, since every microaggression makes the lives of women that much harder.
@ Chibi
The point I was making in the recent post, was that I can go almost into any news topic on BoW, and there will typically be more (mostly negative) comments on it than other news threads.
If I took a shot for every comment that said the paint job was horrible, the sculpt was poor, the price was completely over the top, etc, all the while from people who claim to no longer play any of the GW system, I’d have died from liver poisoning long a go.
And yet, when I go into news stories about models being released by other companies, there is hardly any negative comments.
I’m not saying people aren’t entitled to a negative opinion on these models, nor that they can’t be expressed, but I think a significant chunk of them aren’t constructive at all.
Eg:
I see a lot of fanboys from other sites praising these bland models which makes me think they must be 14 year olds with no memory of the quality GW had produced in the past; or people with no knowledge of what other companies are doing
(I started collecting GW models when I was 9 and am now 34, so I actually don’t see how “appealing to 14 year olds is actually a bad thing).
As I see it, there is a problem with the appreciation of GW products when it is still in part based upon the notion that, “GW make the best minis”.
They don’t if one is aware of other models.
They only make the best models if you play GW.
Pound for point they are not good value.
The painting of their wares is not as good as it used to be.
The quality of sculpting has been surpassed
The concepts of GW models are often ridiculous
If you set your company to be the biggest and the bestest and don’t live up to that then comments are going to be negative
The problem is GW have not moved forward and the rest of the industry have in large done more interesting things for a lot of people.
When you add in how the marketing strategies have alienated a sizeable group of fans, a negative response is gonna happen.
Now if you enjoy the aesthetic and game rules that GW provide, I can understand your grievance at hearing the sort of comments that wind you up.
That is understandable.
What you have to try to understand that although it seems that the comments are trying to diminish your enjoyment, that is not the case. Much of the discontent is because of the disappointment of how GW have behaved
Many were just as passionate about GW as you are now. But they got jilted.
GW went and ran off with a younger gamer.
Hell hath no fury than a gamer scorned
*like a gamer scorned
It is a fear. Because Women do not fear being seen as attractive. Hence why women’s magazines/news and models are portrayed in such ways.
Its also a fear because you never hear anyone raising hell over “Unrealistic” male models. Aka: the entire model range of the new conan game with its mostly naked men and so on in big lumbering poses designed to make them look powerful or dare I even say….attractive (its a model, not sure if that word even works there). So one must deduce they have a phobia targeted at only females.
And how about the girls who demand their females to look such a way, because they like the idea of women being portrayed in powerful yet still attractive or sexual styles like men are in games?
Sounds equal if you ask me, one chain mail bikini or Infinity mini-kilt wearing female, for every loincloth muscle brawn barbarian or well chiseled firm bodied Highlander Galawagian.
This is not so much about fear of of woman as a need for you to justify your own attitude towards the depiction of women
As such there is not a lot more for me to say on the matter.
Whatever floats your boat. As said, there is plenty of that sort of stuff produced already, and it continues to be so.
What is less prevalent in the industry is a portrayal of women in fantasy and sci-fi in practical costume. Leaving aside gender politics, I am just bored to tears of the same unimaginative cliches.
your inchage may vary
I’m sorry but we are the sorts that demand flying models are aerodynamic…what do you expect :p
Heaven forfend that a ventral stabilising fin should have to be aerodynamic when a slab with a leading edge 6″ thick will suffice
Loincloth clad, over muscled barbarian minis and sexualised minis of women are not equiviIant; the barbarian minis are not sex fantasies of men for consumption by women – they are power fantasies of masculinity for consumption by other men that, while related to the sex fantasy representation of women in miniature form, are in no way the same thing. Both are expressions of the male gaze. Both are created to appeal to men, not women.
Just look at the poses. Even a male barbarian mini wearing nothing but a loincloth will be in a combat pose; they will be depicted as capable, empowered combatants, not passive sex objects. The same simply cannot be realistically said of the chainmail bikini brigade, where any honest interlocutor would admit that the primary purpose of the mini is to titillate, with any depiction of capacity as a warrior in the mini being secondary at best.
Your analogy falls at the first hurdle.
And even if these images were equivalent as images, it would make no difference, since there is also the issue that these images do not exist in a social vacuum. We live in a soceity that is still highly misogynistic and discriminatory, where the glass ceiling still holds women back, and where fundamental rights over things like bodily autonomy are not extended to women in the same way as they are to men in the majority of jurisdictions. The ‘playing field’ (so to speak) is not equal, and so the effect of the same kind of imagey is different depending upon who it is applied to.
As for women who like that depiction of female minis, that is their perogative, but wheeling out some women who like that type of depiction doesn’t just eliminate its problematic character – what about other women who don’t share that opinion? Women are not a monolith; their tastes differ from individual to individual, but this is not an issue of personal taste, but rather one of structural attitudes toward women and womanhood, and how things like the depiction of women in wargaming contribute to those attitudes.
It may be comfortable for you to write off feminism as a fear of female sexuality, but it simply doesn’t reflect the reality of the topics under discussuion or the positions adopted by those who object to the ubiquity of sexualised imagery of women, and the social injustices that it helps maintain.
Oh no “Social” “Justice” W**kers strike again with their gender studies deceptions. Women have it so hard because OMG the games of TINY PLASTIC SOLDIERS aren’t marketed at them….
Barbarians aren’t male power fantasies (LAUGH OUT LOUD) they are references to BLOODY CONAN who is an archetype barbarian that signifies easily various characteristics. Same with a Dwarf. Same with an elf armed with bow.
I cannot believe the outright snotling shite that spews from these fake feminists. Yawn.
Mess up video games if you want, please stay away from miniatures … or before you know it we’ll have ranks of Napoleonic soldiers made up entirely of women because it’s “inclusive.”
@fleetey Games Workshop get slated correctly because they release bad or average products – whilst we know GW produce some of the best models in the world.
There are plenty of cases of GW releasing models, and people praising them. If GW made a model that was, say, not crap or just average, people would – and do – praise it.
They are not being negative just for the sake of it. I’m sure if you visit the Nagash release page or the new Storm Troopers you’ll see lots of praise – certainly from me!
An easily identifiable set of traits has an advantage of a short cut.
It gets you to your destination quicker, but being hasty is not always for the best.
Just ask Treebeard! lol
I am surprised Conan has time for adventures tbh
He must spend most of it in the gym keeping himself buff! lol
I could do with a short cut here though.
My goodness this discussion is getting hard to navigate lol
You are, of course, entitled to your opinion @poosh. That said, might I suggest actually engaging with the arguments in future, before venting off about ‘social justice warriors’? Incidentally, using that particular form of language is something of a tell, since it is not a term social justice activists use to describe themselves, and is the exclusive invention of their opponents within the laughably entitled ‘men’s rights movement’. The phrase does inevitably lead one to ask why someone would be opposed to social justice? What is so objectionable about creating a more equitable society? Unless one’s goal is to maintain one’s own unearned social privilege, and that of one’s in-group, of course.
And if you cannot see the power fanatsy characteristics of a grotesquely over muscled character who employs violence to solve almost all problems, and in the process expresses very obvious physical dominance over their opponents, then I have to wonder whether you are approaching this particular issue with some very deep seated preconceptions. There is also the wrinkle that half naked female sculpts most definitely do function as titillation (why otherwise would so many be sculpted wearing so little, with such unnatural proportions, and in such exaggerated, and often suggestive, poses?), and the point I was making was that the male Barbarian sculpts are power fantasies designed to appeal to (probably straight) men rather sex fantasy material aimed at women or gay men, as can be seen by the fact that grossly muscled men don’t actually tend to fit the most widespread sexual aesthetics among straight women or gay men. You still haven’t demonstrated how this is wrong, and the way in which the loincloth wearing male barbarian mini is somehow actually equivalent to the chainmale bikini wearing female mini. Angry ranting about ‘social justice w**kers’ alone does not a counter argument make.
Chibi also makes a good point when discussing the intersection between the sexist aspects of the female minis and the way in which the male barbarian minis play up to the deeply problematic ‘noble savage’ trope. Sexism is not the only issue within wargaming by any stretch of the imagination, and the tendency toward that stereotype within the sculpting of male barbarian minis comes from the same place as the origin of chainmail bikinis – it is a convenient visual shorthand that continues to be employed despite the sociol harm that it contributes to, and even though the social justice advocates you despise so much have worked for decades to raise consciouness and make readily available materials demonstrating how those kinds of shorthand stereotypes contribute to harmful trends in society. There simply is no longer a credible excuse of ignorance left to hide behind, which makes it ever more likely that outright sexism is the true motivation.
By all means, have a go at feminism if it makes you feel better – trust me, we are more than used to it – but it won’t make the issues, or the arguments surrounding them, go away.
When I think of a barbarian, what I don’t see is Tarzan of the North.
That all Barbarians are depicted in that guise is nothing to do with archetypes but everything to do with stereotypes, possibly informed by dubious notions of “the noble savage” (read Hollywood “Redskin”)
Vetruviangeek’s comment is valid.
I asked Arnie and he agreed
“Who vouden vant to be me!” he said
Well I suppose “trope” was more appropriate, the word matters not. Stereotypes will do. The point is it coveys quick and easy characteristics without any need for elaboration (because it saves ink). The Hero Quest “famous four” are carefully selected: you can hazard a guess as to their stat line and skills from merely looking at the models, before you actually see the rules.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BarbarianHero
Of course there is also “barbarian” i.e. goths etc. which are entirely different and bring about some very different attributes.
I’ll have to see these in full rotation before I give any firm opinion, but at the moment I definitely prefer the polearm to what seems to be a bolas of some sort.
I must admit that I would have imagined a pinion riding Harlequin would be armed with something more like a long, mono-whip that can lash out to dismember victims as it passes by. It would be heinously difficult to weild, but you get away with that by referencing the skill and ridiculous physical conditionng of the Eldar in question. As a mono-whip, it would also cut through anything it got entangled in as it sped past without resistance, and so also without straining the arm of the weilder.
The bike is toting a rather large gun as well, why you would like to get into melee range with anything is beyond me … guns in 40k is just there so we can call it 40k, its actually all about the melee weapons. In what situation would it be smarter to charge a target and hit it with a sword instead of training that enormous cannon on it? Sorry couldnt help it, but GW puts melee weapons on goddamn everything. everything 😛
It’s the whole, “Drive me closer, I want to use my sword” syndrome.
Anyone for a PhD paper on a Freudian reading of 40K? lol
It would be fine if it could be explained better, but its hard to buy the “lost technology” argument when the relics from the glory days are still turning out to be melee weapons with super duper power cores. Even if you dont happen to have the blueprint for that golden day super phaser cannon thingy, theres bound to be a master crafted ultra storm hammer to knick a power source from. Put it to work through a shooty weapon and youre laughing 🙂 okok ill stop, its not meant to be rational .. its just that scifi has matured alot since He-man in the 80s 😉
Maybe ’cause the ammo will run out?
Maybe ’cause the sick clown freaks get off doing it “up close and personal”.
Something about what the Joker says in the Dark Knight and why he likes knives…
did they get the mask idea watching clockwork orange?
would have been better if not the full mask them leave it smooth I think so the front can be personalised easier.
It seems to be detachable so you can choose to keep it off. As for the poses, they do look rather odd and I say its the hair that makes the movement seem slow.
I guess these enable you to get the models onto objectives when it suits but also toughens them up to being knocked off since they have two wounds and some chance in combat and/or hit and run? Also, the haywire cannon may give them a chance at knocking out a vehicle?
I think the new harlequins need more colourful paint jobs though and more varied “acrobatic” poses.
I am very much looking forward to the Starweaver…..please let it be cool!!!
The paint jobs GW put out on their miniatures are the standard they are, so they can most likely teach those who are less than stellar, how do it in one of their (and I will say great) painting videos.
As great as it is to see Angel Giraldez’s work for Infinity, it is rather….intimidating or perhaps daunting knowing your own paint jobs will not come close.
Are the miniatures poor so people can learn to sculpt them themselves?
I mentioned the masks in that context :p
@ Cpauls1
I think you must be looking at the wrong page if you think the jetbikes are poor sculpts; you must have some Mantic models on your screen instead.
Obviously GW should post a guide on how to paint which costs £100’s of equipment and years of experience so as to closely match their pictures.
I never said the jetbikes were bad @fleetey. I like them… what I said was, the figures on them are lazy CG trash.
The reason there aren’t as many negative comments on other threads is because, generally, the community reaches a consensus fairly quickly on whether something is flawed, or outright garbage… like Mantic’s sci-fi stuff, as you mentioned. But what saves it is that Mantic offers value for money, and free rules. You can get into their sci-fi game in a fairly big way for under $100, and have money left to split a six-pack with your opponent. They’re also a relative newcomer to sci-fi, and their products are improving with every release, so people tend to cut them some slack. And they treat their customers like gold. GW can’t use those excuses.
But when something awful pops up on the GW threads, there is no consensus. The loyalists defend it to the death, regardless of its flaws, its blatant tween marketing (for instance, the schlocky “There’s nowhere to run and nowhere to hide as the harlequins attack” lol), and the ridiculous price tag. The fear seems to be, “If I admit it’s overpriced crap, I must then concede that I’ve wasted an enormous amount of time and resources on an inferior system.” And therefore the conversation inevitably moves toward, “How can I fix this?” …and keep my worldview intact.
I haven’t played Warhammer or 40k in ages (never had much use for either one, actually), but still own a lot of GW’s fantasy stuff, and until recently, continued to buy their older models to use in other, better systems. I also have some Tau mini’s, as I think they make a great alien race for a near future combat team scrum. When you consider the extra bitz you get, they’re still a good value, as you can order extra heads and torsos to strap the surplus weapon arms to. Vehicles… not so much. I’ll make my own.
And of course, GW gets bashed because they deserve it. They treat their customers like gum on their shoe.
@fleetey
It’s mostly perception, rather than actual sculpting quality.
Corvus Belli, for example, is 10x more guilty of lazy, “lifeless” and uninspired CAD/digital-(re-)sculpts, also almost always vastly inferior to the stuff they made 5 years ago.
But they pay BoW through the nose so @warzan & co brownnose the community in their stead, bombarding it with constant propaganda, so they get better “press” despite the inferior product.
It’s the madness of the modern world.
Oh dear
Way to bring down upon your head a ton of trouble
My advice would be to offer an apology, since there is no editing function
I have been a member of BoW a long time and seen much passionate and heated debate. Some descending into unpleasant territory.
I hold my hand up and confess to being a guilty party
But I have to say that is the first time I can recall anything truly libellous
@torrent There are currently three GW related threads in the news feed, and none relating to Corvus Belli. There is one Infinity piece in the billboard at the top, where older relevant stories end up. There’s no Corvus Belli advertising on the current page. ????
Thats a load of bull torrent tbph, just about every word in that post .. that calls for some type of medal though
“Thats a load of bull torrent tbph, just about every word in that post .”
A torrent of abuse, perhaps?
Maybe the Wild Sweeping Duck medal?
Eh. BoW peeps TORE into Mantic on several occasions. We’re not pro-mantic or pro-Infinity. We’re pro-miniatures.
Riders masks are waaaaay too big for their heads, it makes them look stupid. The mask stuck on the jetbike looks really cheap. A missed opportunity to re-sculpt an iconic unit.
@pauls, it is because of people like you, yes you that GW stops communicating directly.
You think that you have the morale high ground and you are constantly insulting people who
Does not share the same opinion. You are not an current customer anymore of GW, you do not buy any more products of them, it is your right to do so. but stop calling people igonorant if they do. (You do this with every GW post), if you are truly such an activist just go to GW hq and confront your own frustations at them directly then boring everyone.
In other news.
Religion: Pope refuses to address the crowds in St Peter’s Square because Atheists
Sport. England to stop announcing line up until after the game.
Weather. Piscatatonic Pete refuses to come out of burrow.
A fiend reveals that the famous groundhog is upset by critics harsh words when the rodent reveals we are in for a prolonged winter.
*friend
Another typo, many apologies.
@kooipah, to address your comment on GW customer interaction. People saying negative things should never be the reason for companies to engage with customers – look at the blizzard forums some sections there are almost toxic at points, but they engage with customers, call out some and enter into discussion with others. They do this to maintain a community, to interact where they feel appropriate and to promote genuine discussion. They do not always get things right, and they also use it a a form of interaction to build a larger picture of the game.
Other companies are great examples, within this industry and have build great links with the community to the betterment of their games. They also get negative comments, and employ admins and community managers to address to moderate these. GW does not, it never engaged and directed threads properly when it did have a forum – it has been said at the highest level that they don’t need to to research and understand their customers (Note customers – not community). GW does not like the internet, if they could return to when anything non-GW was hidden away they would.
It is a bad decision, it is poor design practice, and I believe it is part of the issue affecting the performance of their games and their decline in sales (Not all only part). The warhammer rumours are driven by the size of games and point of entry, a company with a community team could drive at and promote small scale play formats, work with gaming groups to set up small play events etc. A company that thoroughly tested rules could enter into discussion against critics regarding rules and FAQs (or even publish FAQs of worth) could use that feedback to assess if warranty or to highlight its as unfounded moaning.
Until they do, they are designing in a vacuum which makes it hard to target your market when you don’t understand them. Without a community interaction have no influence on how their games are played which robs them of means to promote them. They are going to face hurdles and they do need to stop the PR equivalents of seal clubbing but until then I fear for the future of the company
I like them and i will buy them…. It is incredible what GW does with CG.
CG masterpieces……
GW bad. Every new women sculpt in heels bad. Meh, just teasing 😉
Hang on. Why are they called “Skyweavers” ? Is that like a card game or circus act? I’ve assumed that it is as such.
I think it’s because of their knitted sweaters.
You know, like Fair Isle, but from Skye?
Technically weaving is not the same as knitting afaik, but, fair dos, artistic license and all that.
More probably a reference to their drunk driving while zipping around on those jet bikes! 😛
I quite like tbh, a bit like War Dancers
I don’t mind the name as a name but surely the name must be in line with them theme i.e. cards, circus etc. Why pull this random name out of nowhere ?
I heard a rumour that they tried that, but Coco the Clown and his Carefree Cloudbusters was too long to fit on the side of the box
Think Cirque du Soleil with pointy things, and none of the grace, and you probably won’t be far off.
CLOUDBUSTERS lololol
Grumble grumble… GW suck… grumble. That’s all you see on practically every post about new GW stuff! As I’ve said before, if it was made by Mantic or any other non-GW company everyone would be saying how marvelous they are. While the new Harlequins lack some of the dynamism of the old models, they’re still pretty nice IMHO. Nice to see them paying attention to the smaller factions / sub-factions of 40k. Genestealer cult next? Lets hope so!
I tend not to visit Mantic or Privateer Press simply because I have not been invested in their games and models in the past.
Mantic and Privateer Press fans don’t tell people their minis are the best Porches since the invention of sliced wheels. ( I think I may have got my metaphors mixed! lol)
If you going to put someone on a pedestal …
It is not simply a question of sculpting. It is the concept too
Chariots used in hit and run tactics may have been okay in the Ancient World when they were the only mobile platform other than cavalry.
It would be the same as giving Tommy a lance and sticking him on the pillion of a dispatch rider’s pillion, or shove him in a Universal carrier.
Like some one else said, there is a big frack off cannon slung underneath, Why would you need an Argentinian cowboy tagging along?
Sorry if you don’t mind that sort of stuff, but it doesn’t appeal to me.
As for the riders themselves, again, how fast is this jet bike going?
Because the dude on the back suggests it must be about 30mph
They are Harlies. Yet they are frightened of getting a speeding ticket going into battle
I agree GW design decisions don’t always make historical / physical / technological sense. Its a fantasy world though so who’s to say what those crazy space elves are capable of?
What I’m saying is if Mantic, PP, Wyrd.. whoever, were constantly having their designs bashed by all and sundry online there would be plenty rushing to their defence. Luckily for them, it doesn’t happen so often as there are less people interested in beating up on them, I guess because they’re not the “big boys” in the business.
Best sliced Porsches aside (I personally don’t think GW miniatures are the best in the world. Far from it. Wyrd make my favourite miniatures and PP make some fantastic stuff too), I really feel sorry for the GW sculptors. They work hard to produce great designs to a pretty narrow brief and all they get in return from the community is people saying how bad they are. How would you (metaphorical “you” as in the haters, not you personally) feel having your work constantly torn to pieces by a large community every day?
I think it would be an interesting social experiment to comment on other companies’ miniatures in the same manner as some folk comment on GW stuff and see what the response is.
To say it is fantasy is not really sufficient.
Apart from the fact that had already been taken into account when I replied, there still should be an internal logic to the fiction. Which in this case is realised through a plastic medium (plastic in a sculptural sense not the material)
Otherwise you may as well be playing with chits.
From a purely formal analysis you have a very sleek body to the craft, with the rider crouching low into the bike as one would expect. That gives a sense of longitudinal flow.
But then you have a pillion rider who is standing up. This creates a strong vertical which counters the horizontal axis. What this does is to halt the flowing rhythms
Now you might not give a damn about all that, and certainly analysing the model is not something gamers usually bother to do.
But if you are going to have a melee support on the back of the bike, at least have him/her adding to the sense of forward momentum rather than working against it.
If I were to design such a craft one of the first things i would do is watch Motorbike GTs with sidecars or bobsleigh teams
The guys have to work together.
A good sculpt needs to synthesise a lot of different aspects, not just be a jumple of disparate parts.
*jumple = noun: portmanteau of Jumble and Jumpers eg a pile of sweaters, as created by schoolboys to make impromptu goalposts
Eh for what it’s worth I have made loads of negative comments regarding Hasslefree … if that helps you?
I don’t think these models are “bad” they’re just not up to scratch by GW’s standards. Mantic don’t claim they’re the best model company out there – but they do try to be the “cheapest” value company. In fact there is anger that GW did not bother to mine the law and history, or art, of the Harlequins and instead just made a rather lazy CG “by the books” set of models.
Some people are pissed that they take some classic models and do it half-assed with no love or imagination.
Ok, I finally decided to bite and take a look at why this post had over 90 comments. It’s even worse than I thought.
Now, I don’t mind people criticising anything. I’ve been critical of GW when I think it’s warranted. I could write a few sides of A4 on what I think is wrong with GW, its miniatures, its game and how it could all be far better than it is at present.
It’s really not criticism I object to – and I write that in the full and certain knowledge that some idiot won’t read this properly and accuse me of being a GW “fanboy”.
What I am finding increasingly hard to stomach is the way that half the post in in this thread (and it really is about half – I did check) are made by the same tiny number of people acting like immature teenagers and basically egging each other on to pull out every bit criticism they find or invent. Interspersing it with idiotic attempts at humour which would embarrass a 12 year old and making it very difficult to wade through and find out what the people who do have something worth hearing to say, are actually saying.
These people are turning what should be a vehicle for intelligent adults to discuss the hobby they love, into a cesspit of puerile humour, juvenile mockery and what amounts to mutual masturbation as they thumb each other up.
The entire tone of the BoW community is lowered by this crap. the rest of the community could actually do something about it with the karma system, but they don’t so I’m left assuming I’m in a tiny minority of people who are bothered that the community is dominated by this vocal minority.
This ^^ +1
It’s called playfulness.
Because life is too short for counting comments
There are far worthier and more important things to campaign about than people having a laugh at the foibles of toy soldiers.
You mean the thread where Infinity was given a massive backhanded slap and GW praised over it?
I don’t even know what is going on now, most of the “people who are just negative” did not actually say the models were terrible just “meh”. There are plenty of RECENT GW releases where GW are praised for their releases. It’s like you just ignore the “negative people” when they are positive about GW.
“The tiny minority dominating” thing is just a silly myth. It equally stands people just as much agree with the negative comments but don’t say anything either. In addition the negative people (ahem) have some evidence on their side i.e. GW seems to cycle through (and have as their target audience) teens who buy the stuff for a few years then never return. One can infer this from the sales reports. That doesn’t sound like people who appreciate the aesthetics of a beautiful model or enjoy the world of modeling (+ conversions).
I don’t want that. I want GW to dominate the lives of people for decades, not to be some fad people drop when they leave for college.
Anyway. I have a rock to put one of my feet on.
@poosh I thought I had made it clear that I wasn’t talking about people being negative or criticising. It’s not what certain people are saying that I find so tiresome, but rather the way they are saying it. It sometimes feels like the comments section has been taken over by Beavis, Butthead and their casually racist and miserly Uncle.
Scrooge McDuck is Beavis and Buthead’s racist uncle?
That means they are Donald’s cousins
oh boy oh boy oh boy /donaldducksprach
Perhaps you don’t understand what is being said.
@erastus, I don’t actually disagree but the issue isn’t the karma system or to an extent the colourful descriptions applied. The bigger issue is the devolution of any discussion into the pro/anti gw argument and the belief that what someone on the internet thinks matters if you find the post not to your taste.
If people just ignored the ‘nonsense’ posts, ofc those will vary with view point, you might actually get some discussion through exploring why people have issues with the models if that is something that interests you. However it tends to be more of a your only bashing them because they are GW, or a your wrong ….. those discussion tend to not be conducive to reasoned debate and are not worth reading – your life will be better spent elsewhere, find the comments that interest you and read them.
I totally agree with you @dags and that’s what I tend to do. The problem here is this tiny number of people who spam comment after comment after comment, often even posting replies to their own comments, which then makes it very difficult to wade through the comments section to pick out the ones which actually have content worth reading. I suppose this is more of an issue of the sheer volume of this crap. For a dyslectic like me, it actually makes the comment section more of a chore than a pleasure to read.
These news headline threads tend to get one type of response.
“That is a nice model” and the flip side of that coin, “that is a poor model.”
All else is a variation and development of that theme.
There is only so much to be said on these threads. So we have a bit of banter
I am sorry that it is not to your taste. There are GW forums on BoW where you could start your own discussions to your hearts content.
And continue to pitch in and say you disagree, you like/dislike as the case may be.
Do you seriously expect anything to change? From a personal point of view, when I feel that I am pissing off more people than are being amused, I will stop with the joking.
Or tell them bollocks depending which side of the bed I fell out of. 😛
Alright @chibi . No ill will and no hard feelings. Most of all thanks for a polite response.
I agree when you say that there’s only so much that can be said on these threads. I’m just of the opinion that the “banter” as you call it, actually makes it even harder to say anything genuinely worth reading. Sorry if that means I come across as grumpy. Perhaps I am.
Anyway, like I said, we can agree to differ I think and no hard feelings. You’re a decent person @chibi (though I cant say the same for everyone on here) and if you pissed me off today, then it’s not personal and I won’t be pissed off tomorrow 🙂
I sometimes feel Grumpy. But not always.
Not when there are 6 other dwarves to touch up!