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unclejimmy
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So, it is just me playing with myself! Just like every other day. Well, until everyone wakes-up, or sends their Lady-boy out for the afternoon, I will keep on fiddling with myself.

I thought I had finished that scatter terrain until I found two bits that I must have missed. Knackers. I also have a skip to fill and paint. Every garage needs a skip outside. If we are going for ultra-realism them i’ll have to make a dirty calender for the toilets. That was the best bit about going to the garage with my dad. I have no interest in ‘cars’, but they had some amazing pictures on the walls and some educational material in the toilets. I won’t describe the toilets.

This is sort of a terrain making story: a friend of mine works in a factory that make injection moulding for Nissan cars and their toilets are pure honking. He told me that most of the guys go into “trap 3” for a skive. They also blow their noses out onto the back of the toilet door, either that or fling their beef-bogies after cleaning our their snouts by hand. Every few months, rather than clean it up, they just add a coat of gloss paint. John said it looks like a refief map of Mars!

They found a Tape-Worm on the loose too. I am laughing my ass off at the thought, but I also want to throw-up. A perfect illustration of the ‘duality of man’.

How can you tell there is nobody home? I was hoping my Traktor Muls would turn-up today…it said 9th-10th on the invoice.

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Shouldn’t take long! (famous last words)

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I also had to remove his arm. I am a terrible painter without something being in the way! I wanted to try my best as the face is really stunning. However, I really can’t paint ‘skin’. My method is base coat, highlight, and wash.

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