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@mage – that’s it! Vespero…I was sort of close. So, what was the joke?

Joke: What is white and takes the piss? A dialysis machine! Boom-boom. What is white and wears ‘checked’ trousers? Rupert the Fridge! Beat those.

All the superhero movies have just gone too far. Iron Man will come back to life of will get cloned. Remember when Superman got killed by Doomsday? I did like the Mexican Superman.

The picture has some Marines with what look like older style Assault packs – not Raptors unless these are PH. They are painted dark and metallic. Very nice looking too. Is that any use?

Heldrake – that’s the beast. You might be in luck…Dave is selling off all his GW stuff, except his Epic and Titanicus things, and I know there are 2 unopened boxes of them in the attic. If you want one i’ll send him a text? He did a very nice conversion, but he shot it (by accident) with an arrow. Don’t ask, but he was shooting a compound bow indoors, it went through one solid door, clipped the side of the fridge and continued into the back of the house where his gaming tables are.

Most English people understand Shakespearian ‘English’. I will pay for you to go to Kent and hear how they talk. I have know a couple of Officers who talk like sterotypical upper-class toffs. Really nice guys, but a touch clueless when they first start.

Pacific Rim? First one was pretty good fun. Monster films rule. A bit too ‘Hollywood’ in places, but expected. I tried to watch the 2nd movie, but gave up three times. I can’t watch ‘teenie’ films.

I doubt I would pass an MOT. Probably cheaper to scrap me for the £200. I might try it myself! Lola woke me up at 0655hrs by biting my beard and nibbling my ears. I guess she needed to loo so we went in the garden and I was awake. Eve brought Mollie at 0800hrs and we went for walkies and to get some eggs. Then our new minis have arrived. Not a bad day.

Mr. Mercedes = no way. I cannot stand SK. A really bad writer. Thinks he’s HPL! Misery was good – someone on a train gave it to me to read. I tried ‘It’ when I was on a 4 week course and I never got past the 3rd chapter. Horrible and too cluttered. It did send me to sleep which was good.

‘The Terror’ is the name of a ship. Two British exploration ships in the 18?? are looking for the passage through the arctic ice and get stuck. They then encounter some nasty stuff. I really enjoyed it. They are making another series, but it is continued inside a Japanese internment came during WW2. Well worth a look.

You must have seen ‘The Man in the High Castle’?

Someone who I would call a very good friend was GW’s longest serving manager ever – in the world! He lived for GW. However, on monday morning he turn-up to open the store to find some woman from Nottingham HR was waiting for him. He thought he must have forgot about some meeting, but it turns out they just made his job redundant. Cheque and piss off.

If you want to go all out then sit on your left arm for about three hours – then you have 15 minutes to paint before you have to sit on the arm again. I just can’t get it into a comfortable position and now-and-again it decides to let go!

The problem with going somewhere to train is that I have no idea what my strength/endurance will be like from day-to-day. I might get there and ten minutes in just go flat! I don’t want anyone thinking I am going to die while training with them. I might just get another wooden man, a few striking posts, and just get going. What do you think? My dad used to make stuff for us to train with – he can get cracking. He has just bought another lathe!

The roadsign – I was trying to stop two really drunk squaddies kicking lumps out of another one. Then one of the two punched me in the face as I picked up the other lad. Broke my front tooth, but as I recovered myself and stood-up he grabbed a ‘men at work’ roadsign and swung it at my head. I felt it swoosh past my throat then I stepped in and put my elbow in his eye socket. This always has an immediate effect. I was only 20.

We don’t need protective gear…we aren’t going into space.

Close? If you mean close-quater drills then I mean entering – trapping – grappling, but none of this MMA hee-haw. I’ll show you a few tricks.

I stopped reading 2000ad in 1987 so I must have missed that one! How come they didn’t change the name in the year 2000?

Gary Numan is awesome live. Even after the hair transplants.

Around rivets I used to use Windsor & Newton chestnut ink. Plenty of water as it is thick.

I did mean the Pokemon thing! 500pts.

Mollie would just bark back. She doesn’t care what she barks at. Black Pugs are known for it! She goes happy Mondays when she sees a horse. Jamie can’t play RD2 as she goes metal.