Middle Earth Mega Project
Mordor Uruk Hai
These Guys are the ‘Ard Boiz’ of Mordor and live in a partially constructed Giant Lighthouse with an upturned, upcycled waste paper basket with eyes and features clumsily cut out of it to resemble the boss, as a somewhat weak interior design statement of allegiance/possible piss take!
At the time of photography they have got the right hump about their giant guard spider getting squished up the jaxi by an unknown assailant, and now wound up like a nest of wasps angrier than John McEnroe on tennis court, these guys are of to vent their rage on whoever did this! Adding insult to below the belt injury, some snivelling git tried to purloin the captain’s new found favourite shiney-shirt, under the guise of commandeering it for the war effort!
These lads have had enough and I just hope they don’t encounter a valiant yet stumpy assailant, too short to fight by the Queensbury rules, as they charge downstairs at a distinct disadvantage to a well armed master of the low-blow, who’s every stab and swing is aimed squarely at groin level!
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