Dracula Vs Predator

February 12, 2019 by crew

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Dracula Vs Predator

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sundancer

It’s a pun-ishing job…. and why has the vampire a German accent? WE DIDN’T DO ALL THE BAD THINGS!11!1

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lug45

Less sunshine in the Baltic than the Mediterranean, maybe he picked up the accent on the way through.

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bobcockayne

I think its supposed to be a bad Roumanian accent!

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lug45

No Romains French and I don’t think his accent is that bad.

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horati0nosebl0wer

Tsk tsk… with all the time here and not catching on the feline philosophy. Its the same psychological profile that leads to all the cat videos where you watch cats push things off tables and then look on without any sense of ownership to the consequences. Not all Germans did bad things but there are enough cats to do the deeds and blame them. Its all quite logical to me in living with one of the very same pesky furtards.

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Dennis Cross

Nice! Of course I pictured Dracula in this scenario as being bald with a beard and an Irish accent looking more ‘Nosferatu’.

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bobcockayne

You know the more I think about Justins fopar has merit.
Though bit of a bummer for the Predators nothing to take home as trophys other than a vial of dust.

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zorg

Mirror mirror on the wall who the hell is in the hall ? !!

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lordofuzkulak

Awesome, @warzan , you categorise it as awesome.

Also, disappointed the the vampire isn’t being played by @dracs – thought that would have been an obvious choice. 😉

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dodgyfarmer

So let’s think about this. The Predators have been hunting on Earth for eons. The Demeter is full of tasty snacks to keep Dracula sated over the long voyage. Then, a hunting Predator shows up and starts cleaning out Dracula’s pantry. What is a hungry vampire to do as his provisions dwindle? Why kill the Predator, of course. Good job Justin!

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lordofuzkulak

Random thought – could a vampire drink the blood of a xenomorph? 🤔

And what if a vampire got facehugged by a facehugger? Would a chestburster be able to gestate inside it, or would nothing happen because a vampire is dead? And if it could gestate, would the chestburster chestbursting Kill the vamp, or would the vamp survive? And either way would the chestburster grow into a vampire xenomorph? 🤔

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angelicdespot

@lordofuzkulak – there are all very important questions!

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horati0nosebl0wer

I think that it should be classified the same as The Fantabulous Rap Extravaganza by Deltron 3030 where it was machine vs. man, man vs. woman, woman vs. your mother. Really, its a classic for all times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbT9sMzqKxo

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horati0nosebl0wer

Wait a sec… shouldn’t there be background music going from Lonely Island “I’m On A Boat”?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM