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Good Morning All!

A good day yesterday! My pit bull lawyer finally got me a settlement from Veterans Affairs after 6 years of fighting. I may buy some mini’s…

@robert Montreal turned you off strippers? How could that even happen? None of them even have bruises! Did you tip the bouncer to get a seat on sniffer’s row? Did they catch you heating dollar coins with a lighter under the table, and tossing them into her G-string?

One day we had a parade rehearsal in the morning for an afternoon change of command parade. They cut us loose for lunch and we went to a peeler bar in our dress uniforms. One of the strippers was armed with whipped cream. She sprayed it all over her hairy mitt and asked if I wanted a lick. Naturally I agreed, but she grabbed on to my head with a death grip and buried my face between her legs. Whipped cream everywhere. I couldn’t get my tunic cleaned up enough to go on parade, and when I explained what happened I was excused. That was another good day!

@unclejimmy that technical looks great! Do you have a jihadist to put in the gunner’s seat?

E1-E1-0. lol. Still love Traveller. The space combat was a bit abstract but I’m thinking we could probably do some Darkstar stuff to spice up the adventure when that happens. I’ve got boarding actions covered at least.

Isn’t that the cemetery that’s haunted as f*ck? Who is Elizabeth Siddle? A Satanist sidekick for Alestair Crowley?

We’re up to almost 170 posts. If that isn’t a ringing endorsement I don’t know what is.

@seldon9 As animals go, we’ve had our ups and downs. We lost all our chickens, ducks, and geese to a fisher over a period of three months (think ferret on steroids and you’d be close). Never did figure out how the bastard got in. We set traps; I even stayed up nights with a rifle. Never got it. Nasty f*cking things. Now that we have a big dog to watch out for the place we may get birds again.

@horati0nosebl0wer Thanks for your concern. I’m more or less functioning again. If I’m not outside too much today I should be good to go.

Some pics, as requested. I’m a shit photographer though:

The troopers are a dog’s breakfast of parts. The bodies are Mantic. I was originally going to use them for my combat team, but they weren’t flexible enough, so they got dumped in my bits box. The pauldrons and backpack are from Dreamforge, the head is Puppetswar, and the shotgun/bayonet is from Victoria Miniatures.

Love the guys with auto shotguns, one per squad for fire support

Section 2IC with a snub pistol… basically a big shell that will penetrate any armour, but only good for about ten feet.

I like the naval characters: they don’t quite look comfortable with personal weapons. Most of their skills are related to running a starship, so not too many slots for blade and pistol, or carbine.

Having trouble with my connection, so I’ll start another post with a few more shots.