Weekender: River Horse EXCLUSIVE & Win A Dark Age Starter Set
December 23, 2017 by brennon
We're coming to you on the Eve of Christmas Eve...yeah, that's right I think...with some awesome stuff from River Horse Games as they unveil their next big project.
Weekender Podcast Download
There can be only one! We'll reveal all later in the show of course but make sure to follow along AND we have some awesome goodies to give away this weekend too.
Updates
Kicking things off we have some awesomeness from @oriskany as he once again brings us to the North Pole for Christmas Carnage IV on the forums.
You can check out the post HERE and then go and delve into the battle report itself HERE.
We also hear from the winner of our mega box of awesome that we gave away during the Awards this year. Here are Paul and his Wife showing off the goodies they got in the mail as an early Christmas present.
Competitions - Win Yourself A Dark Age Starter Set!
Additionally, we have some prizes to give away for both the massive Jesserai Terrain Bundle and the Battle Foam Privateer Press Backpack - if you heard your name make sure to head up to the top of the site and Claim Your Prize.
You could also be in with the chance of winning yourself Path To Glory, the Two Player Starter Set for Dark Age. All you have to do is drop your Best/Worst Cracker Jokes below in the comments and we'll pick a winner at random.
Previous Winners...
If you were the winners of the GameMat.Eu Prizes from last week please remember to also Claim Your Prize, please!
volkbane - setesch - dalaidan
We don't want you to miss out on your goodies.
News
Come and find out what we've got going on in the news this week...
- 4Ground's Fabled Realms Previews - Check out some of the new render work by the 4Ground team.
- Warlord's Samurai Army - A mass of plastic is coming your way as an army project for 2018.
- Avanti! - The Italians are coming to Flames Of War 4th Edition and the Desert War.
- Coloured Song Of Ice & Fire Terrain - CMON preview what they've been working on for their Kickstarter.
- Star Wars: Legion - The Snowtroopers and General Veers arrive on Hoth for FFG's upcoming game.
...what has caught your eye from the tail end of the year?
What's Up At River Horse + Big New Game Reveal!
Alessio Cavatore has joined us in the studio to talk about all things River Horse and what they have been up to as well as revealing their next big project that will be coming to Kickstarter next year.
Make sure to get your comments in below on what you think of this new project.
Merry Christmas!
We're taking a break for a couple of weeks now over the Christmas holidays. Make sure to have lots of festive fun with family and get in plenty of hobby to boot.
See you in 2018!
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Am I supposed to say first?
You can say “first” and anything else you want to, as long as you throw in a “Happy Weekend” in there as well. 😉
TGIW, and what a weekend, Christmas in 2 days and my Mythic Battles : Pantheon Typhon pledge arrived yesterday.
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
One that’s deep pan, crisp and even!
There can be only one! Happy Holiday Weekend!
Justin’s beard is officially epic. Thanks, Az, for calling out the North Pole Defense Force and of course the evil Mumm-Ra, probably the best villain commander the Christmas Carnage series has had so far! Awesome surprise, Warren, to see it pinged on the Weekender, thanks very much and Merry Christmas to all and a great 2018 to come!
http://www.beastsofwar.com/groups/painting/forum/topic/north-pole-is-under-attack-yet-again-%e2%80%93-christmas-carnage-iv/
John, MY Little Tankie?
Justin s beard. Oh my God you fiend. You ate Tinkerbell. You b***are!
What do Vampires sing on New Year’s Eve?
Auld fang Syne
What is the fastest creature that lives in a lake?
A motor pike
We as a family have given up on Christmas cracker jokes in their usual form. What we do now is the person with the joke reads the punchline and everyone else has to guess the first line of the joke
I like this …
Ready for my cracker joke!
How do you catch a one of a kind reindeer?
Unique up on it!
Vajazzle. There’s a word I never thought I would hear on a Saturday morning while watching the Weekender. Almost spat my coffee out all over the place.
It”s the Weekend!
Just another weekend like any other… Nothing special, with its Weekender and so forth.
(This isn’t going to work is it? Ba humbug!)
Why would you never go hungry a desert island?
Because of all the sand which is there
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
I think Justin is missing beard baubles to go with that glitter number.
Really liking the 4ground Fabled Realms stuff. The crossbowmen look great as the level of detail and individuality really appeals to me. I do hope the Terror comes with an alternate hand without the human as well though.
Interesting terrain, I am sure I have seen the green leafed tree format before somewhere. Being a shiny plastic I think they would definitely need a primer to take any form of paint.
I like the look of the Star Wars Legion miniatures and am interested to see how they have planned their release schedule. It seems based around certain battles and I think it will rely as heavily in the terrain setting as the miniatures and characters.
River Horse is certainly covering a lot of bases when it comes to IP, are they all generally one offs where they do a KS for the game and then move on or do they continue to support the games with expansions and add ons post KS fulfilment?
On the last KS live they showed renders of him with 2 head options and 2 hand options. With victem and without
@sunabe thanks for the info buddy
Happy Weekend, happy Christmas
Although not a Christmas joke it belongs in a Christmas Cracker
“Footballer Danny Welbeck’s dad works in the bomb disposal unit.
His name is Stan..”
Yes it’s that bad sorry
Haha watching the interview with Allessio and my son came in as said …who is that is it Steve Jobs …
The world needs more jokes, even if they are bad Christmas jokes.
So much good stuff coming, but I have to keep some money back for the JoA kickstarter pledge manager.
That Highlander game has me ridiculously excited. I think it might be time to queue up some Queen….
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints.
Dunno any best worst jokes in english. So I will translate one. Although some wil be lost in translation.
Wie zijn de 3 vieze mannen van December?
Zwart piet. Hij draagt de zak van sinterklaas.
Sinterklaas. Hij schimmel tussen zijn benen.
De kerstman. Hij hangt z’n ballen in de boom.
ok now the translation.
Who are the 3 dirtiest men of Decembre?
Black Peter. He carries saint nicolas’s sack.
Saint nicolas. He has fungus between his legs. (The type of horse he rides is called a “schimmel” which also means fungus)
Father christmas. As he hangs his balls in a tree.
Poor old Santa only comes once a year
….poor Mrs Claus
For The cracker joke:
Q: Where do fish go for a face lift?
A: A Plastic Sturgeon!
My advent calendar will help out here, a joke inside every window so here’s a couple:
What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper
What do you get if you eat Chritmas Decoration (expect Justin’s beard)?
Tinselitis
Finally:
What do you call a Polar Bear wearing earmuffs?
Anything you like he can’t hear you.
One for John,
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, “How do you drive this thing?”.
Christmas cracker joke:
Do you know why Santa hasn’t any children?
– Because his balls are in the tree 🙂
Awesome show as usual guys, a highlander game sounds amazine!! love the little poem at the end aswell!!
One of my favorite cracker jokes is
How hides in a bakery over christmas time?
A mince spy!
What the heck is a Christmas Cracker Joke? Must be a regional thing, as I’ve no idea what the deal is.
Blaster was here…
There crap jokes you get in Christmas Crackers. They have to be completely in offensive to any race,religion or creed and non political and have to be humourous and be understood by a 5 year old or your 90 year old granny
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot
Flame of War Rules for Using Santa’s Sled.
Using Santa’s Sled with Fallschirmjagers.
During the invasions of Norway and Denmark, Germany captured a number of
factories and support facilities that produce and maintain Santa’s sleds . (German
forces failed to advance further and thus the toy factories at the North Pole were
saved). On seizing these facilities, Student immediately saw the benefit of the sleds
for airborne operations.
Your force may not contain more than one Santa’s Sled, even if it has more than one
Fallschirmjagerkompanie.
The Sled can only be used in the “Death From Above” mission or in any airborne
scenario that players may devise.
The Sled replaces the all the Junkers Ju52 or all the DFS 230 assault gliders a platoon
would normally be allocated for no cost. The unit is deployed using the “Accurate
Landing” and “You Don’t Always Get What You Want” rules below.
Since the Sled is only over the battlefield very briefly, you don’t need to model the
sled itself.
Accurate landing: The ability to land a fat man in a red suit on a chimney with a
large backpack regardless of weather conditions is priceless for a paratrooper force.
Instead of the using the Parachute Landing rules do the following.
Place the platoon commander where you wish to deploy. Next place all the remaining
units in the platoon where you want as long as the platoon is in command. Note there
is no scatter. The platoon lands fully equiped. There is no canister for them to find.
You Don’t Always Get What You Want: Despite how much you plead with Santa,
the High Command or because of interference from Hitler you don’t always get what
you want.
Instead of rolling for casualties on landing as per the rulebook, roll a D6 for each
team deploying from a sled. On a 3+ the team arrives safely. On a roll of a 1 or 2 the
team fails to arrive, and in addition the Fallschirmjagers, player now must wear the worst tie they received as a present.
Large Payload: Sleds have a incredibly large payload capacity for all those presents,
so the addition of 260 tons for that Ferdinand platoon is not a problem.
A Fallschirmjagers force may select any platoon that it would be eligible to select for a ground
operation and include it in any mission where the Air Assault rules are being used.
This unit must be the unit deployed from the sled. (Try deploying the Ferinands from
JU52s.) The unit is deployed using the “Accurate Landing” and “You Don’t Always
Get What You Want”.
Naughty or Nice: The spy network that tells Santa whether someone is naughty or
nice is equally effective at noting enemy positions.
The Fallschirmjagers, player may move ANY single deployed player platoon commander 8inches in
any direction before the airborne landings take place. In multiple player or multi
company games this means a friendly platoon can be moved, not just an enemy
platoon. The player whose command unit is moved, redeploys the rest of the unit
around the new position of the command unit, so that all the remaining units are in
command. The command unit cannot be moved of the table.
Santas coming to town: Everyone knows when Santa comes, and so does the enemy!
All enemy units deployed, start ready to fight. They no longer count as being bailed or
pinned at the start of the game.
Rudolph’s Red Nose: Rudolph’s Red Nose is bright, bright as any flare.
Unfortunately for the Fallschirmjagers, this highlights their landing position to enemy
ground forces.
All enemy forces ignore any “Night Fight” rules on their first. The Fallschirmjagers
still fight on their first with normal “Night Fight” rules.
These are epic ideas, @thunderchildobs – sounds like we have a candidate to run next year’s Christmas Carnage game!
There’s another awesome thread where @rbwgames has a great Christmas army going. 😀
http://www.beastsofwar.com/groups/painting/forum/topic/a-hott-christmas/
Ok, a Christmas cracker for the historically inclined members of BoW:
Q: What was Hermann Görings favorite meal?
A: Nazi Goreng
Merry christmas!
Who makes toy guitars and sings, “Blue Christmas”?
…Elfis!
Thanks. @warzan, for your rendition of my incredibly impromptu and poorly written poem!
I thought it was pretty good, it rhymed in almost three places 🙂 if you keep this up we will have to call you @beetle the bard.
A silly one in two parts :
Q : How do you get a polar bear into a fridge ?
A : you cut him into little pieces and stuff him in.
Q: How do you get a penguin into a fridge ?
A :you take out the polar bear first …
Regarding ASOIAF terrain, I backed the kickstarter but didn’t want this stuff as I felt I could model better with my 30 years of hobby experience.
I certainly have no intention of playing this game with a bare gaming table and some flat cardboard cut-outs. I will be recreating a full 3d gaming experience and i am damn sure i have the experience to work out any mechanics issues that arise.
I’m absolutely a 3D terrain guy for miniatures games. I’d play one that is 2d but only someone else’s copy, don’t think I’d buy one. I do like the concept though of them bringing new people into miniature gaming.
Star Wars Legion, I’m buying it all!!!!!
I’ll post my Christmas cracker jokes after the family pops them tomorrow!
Merry Christmas to all!
What’s a mathematician’s favourite Christmas snack?
A mince pi
Merry Christmas all!
Those River Horse licenses are amazing, well done Alessio!
Warren is obviously Justin’s drift compatible partner.
Also
How do you know an abominable snowman has been in your fridge?
There are footprints in the cheesecake.
Another starter set?… 2 players? plastic? Dark Age? Sounds awesome!!!! I keep looking at this box and have resisted buying it so far..
You want bad jokes?
What hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy.
XD
Damn dane001 already bagged it! Hmmm….
One of my favorites!!
A classic:
What’s yellow and dangerous?
Shark infested custard.
Why does Santa Claus have three gardens?
He likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.
Where does Santa Claus go swimming?
The North Pool
If you like Christmas so much…
Why don’t you Merry it?
Merry Christmas!
“I love this time of year. You can slam your laptop shut when your girlfriend walks into the room and you don’t get any disgusted looks.”
Nice show guys
My cracker joke is
Last night I ate a chicken tarka, which is similar to a chicken tikka, it’s just a little ‘otter!
Cracker:
Why does Santa look so frustrated? He´s been given the sack.
Terrain Commandments:
1. Some terrain is better than no terrain.
2. 3D is better than 2D.
3. There´s never too much, only too poorly arranged terrain.
Justin´s beard:
tells us his favourite Led Zeppelin song, where not all that glitters is gold.
What do you call a cow with a red nose….
Moodolf.
Amazing what Alessio is doing with River Horse over the last 2 years. Some KS to watch out for!
But to be honest…you should have asked him about the Terminator licenze as well….if there is a future for that or is it practically dead?!?
You can’t polish a “Justin” but you can roll it in glitter….
What did Emperor Palpatine say to Moff Tarkin when he found out he was getting a divorce?
You were looking for love in Aldeeran places.
Q: What do you call an elf who sings?
A: a wrapper!
Q: Why is Christmas just like your job?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Why is Santa so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Q: Why the Christmas tree can’t stand up?
A: It doesn’t have legs.
Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?
A: Snowballs.
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.
Q What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus.
These are the PG jokes I know from my uncle who seems to want to tell them every year so they are ingrained in my head.
Q. What’s festive, shiny and utterly disturbing?
A. Justin’s beard!
Wolf + man that can pick up people that’s a space wolf !
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
…
…
…
A mince spy!
So @warzan gave his face a vajazzle and @dignity now has a mirkin for a beard……It could only be the BoW Weekender 😀 .
How does your Reindeer smell with no nose ?
Terrible…
How did Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of Christmas passed!
What says Oh, Oh, Oh?
Santa walking backwards
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was Elf taught
They’re the worst groaners from the pub at lunch time today
What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter.
Hot cross bunnies.
Have you heard that Knight Models is doing a new mini for the Batman game based on @dignity ?
It’s going to be called… Glitterface! 😀
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
What did the sea Say to Santa?
Nothing! It just waved!
Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
Elf-is Presley
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
Because he had no body to go with!
What does Miley Cyrus have for her Christmas Dinner? Twerky!
One snowman said to the other snowman “can you smell carrots?”
G’day guys!
Love the beard Justin, no one thought you’d dare and you did. Another beardy achievment for you.
Italians for Flames of war…. mhm that’ll be hard to resist, perhaps I should endulge myself only if I can get my Desert Rats finished…. oh man my DAK looks at me so begingly…. this hobby is pure torture 😛
@Az : the autobelinda is meant to go as fast in both ways. if it was faster backward than forward…. I guess that’d be a french vehicule.
On the 2D/3D topic, I think that in a base box, offering 2D terrain in order to get the gamers going is quite nice. but the nicest is indeed easy to put togheter 3D terrain like Warhammer Battle hard so many years ago with that ruined house that was made out of cardboard and some plastic structure. On the terrain and impact on the game I remember many years ago when in DBM tournaments the first phase of the game was to talk out the terrain with the oponnent one part after the other so every piece of terrain was covered.
C’mon Justin’s Beard No. 576 was communing with a sprinkle donut.
OK really hyped for a Pacific Rim RPG! Wants it now!!!
Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
A great show guys the new star wars figures look fantastic, the death dealer all ways gives me flashbacks’ to my lords of midnight days that’s showing my age are you sure its not the prussonian stubborn sixth that stirred guys?.
I was interested in winning a Justin until I heard about the arseless chaps ….then strangely interest evaporated
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
I’m not sure i’ve ever seen this joke in a cracker, but it’s my favourite:
A set of drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI .
Alright kids, let grandpa put his readin’ spectacles on and I’ll read you the story of..s-Shoedolf the ned-hoser…uh…Beandeer?
What did Santa Say to Blitzen before he fell off the roof and got a cast on his leg? ” I can do that too, hold my beard!”
Had an early Christmas with the grandparents the other day, the two I remember were
Q. Who is Santa’s most disrespectful reindeer?
A. Rude-olph
Q. What’s Santa’s favourite motorbike?
A. A Holly-Davidson
What’s never hungry at Christmas?
A turkey – it’s always stuffed.
“Mummy, why did you say that Santa exists, he is not real !”
“Oh my dear, he is very real, but he slipped on a toy you didn’t tidy, fell and died.”
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers
Poor Rudolph used to have a different nick name in his youth, because he couldn’t stop as fast as the one in front of him …
Can you guess what it was ? 😉
give this one a try folks.
why did the hipster burn himself when he drank his coffee?
because he drank it before it was cool 😉
*watches tumbleweed roll past*
Why did Santa dump his girlfriend?
’cause she was a ho ho ho, with low elf esteem.
What present do you give to Scottish family who emigrate to India?
Wine for all och-asians
Why did the reindeer fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the elf fall out of the tree?
Because he saw the reindeer and thought it was a game.
A stray cat bumps into a St Bernard dog down a back alley and says “Where’s your brandy barrell Schnorbitz? Shouldn’t you be out with mountain rescue this time of year?”
‘I lost my job… Some blue kid got me fired’
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, one was assaulted….
Merry Christmas everyone!!!!!
This is more fortune cookie than Christmas cracker but wisdom none the less.
A man who eats crackers in bed wakes up feeling crummy.
https://www.walmart.com/c/kp/edible-glitter
For Justin and every one else that wants that a bit extra.
It is always great to see what Alessio Cavatore is up too.
And now a joke.
Why did the Snowman head to the woods looking for? He needed a helping hand.
Why are Christmas trees bad knitters?
They keep losing their needles.
Sorry not sorry.
How does a snowman get to work?……on an icicle
Sorry
Here’s one only brits may get,
What school did Darth Vader go to?
Sith Form College….
Happy sunday guys (yeah i know, i’m late, crazy work and all)!
Thanks for the laughs guys, really needed this!
Highlander! I will watch for this KS, it was one of my favorite movies at the time, so cool.
Why don’t penguins fly?
Because they’re not tall enough to be pilots!
Happy Christmas One and All!
I have been told that the my little pony stuff is really well written, and not just with the show but there is a comic? something, but I am glad that there is something getting girls into the hobby because we want some girls to be growing up with our boys who love the hobby so they get what the deal is 😀
Great show. Always good to have Alessio.
Have not opened the crackers yet so a couple of BoW efforts worthy of the groan.
Why did the mammoth cross the road?
Because he was Just in time.
Why do mammoths not go out at Christmas?
Ah, they are Just in.
Thanks for a great year at BoW.
What’s the difference between a duck?
One of it’s legs is both the same!
(nope never understood that either)
Merry Cris!
Why is Santa so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party?
He’s a fun guy to be with.
As promised Christmas Cracker Jokes in order of the worst ones first from our Christmas dinner today in Cookstown N. Ireland
What do you call a crate of ducks………..A box of quackers
What kind of cough medicine does Dracula take………..Coffin medicine
What’s furry and minty……..A Polo Bear
How does Jack Frost get to work………By icicles.
What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head………Russell
Why did the mechanic sleep under the car………He wanted to get up oily in the morning.
What do you call a man with a spade on his head,……..Doug
What animals need oiling…….Mice, because they squeak
What does an angry kangaroo do………Get hopping mad
What do you get if you cross a fish with two elephants……….Swiming Trunks.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers……..In case he got a hole in one.
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert……..Lost
You’d think that snails would move faster without a shell. It turns out that they’re a little sluggish…
Okay how’s this for terrible?..
What kind of transport gives people colds?…..a Choo Choo train.
On which side do chickens have most feathers?
On the outside
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
A moo-sician
Seriously these are straight out of today’s crackers…..almost ashamed really!
There’s no reason why FFG couldn’t make an AT-AT for Legion. I currently have the Revell 1:72 AT-AT model although it’s probably not accurately scaled it’s big enough. Here’s a picture of it stood next to some wargame trees and an AT-ST from Imperial Assault (28mm scale). The grid on the tiles that it is stood on are 1″ squares.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/10EzfZvZSmFAkht6RZfXGg5noTK0FAmjf/view?usp=drivesdk
While the model is not exactly the right size for an AT-AT in terms of scale, Space Marine tanks in 40k are also not the correct scale for what they’re supposed to do (you can’t fit 10 Marines in a Rhino). The slightly downsized scale shouldn’t be too much of an issue
Why did the baker have brown fingers?
He needed a poo!
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
– RUDEolph.
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
What’s the definition of Claustrophobia?
An irrational fear of Santa.
Merry Late Christmas!
First time I’ve had to sit down and watch the Weekender over this busy period…
@warzan I saw that same documentary a few months ago about the Star Wars toys. I think
you’ve completely hit the nail on the head talking about Star Wars: Legion. I already want to buy multiples of what has been announced, and they more they show, the more I want.
Here’s one for the comp, and like a good hobbyist, I “scratch built” this one…
Why are the Dark Angels the most festive of all the Astartes… because like the baubles and decorations, they Dangels
Good Night Folks!!
Excellent show as usual and here is to a good 2018.
Q: Why is Christmas an emotional time?
A: It’s because everyone gets a bit Santa-mental!
Q: What do you get if you cross a Bell with a Skunk?
A: Jingle smells!
Q: How did the psychic know that Santa was in the chimney?
A: She could feel his presents!
Which reindeer likes to clean?
Comet.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff
What do you call a man hiding in a bush?
Russel
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug.
Q: What’s the best Christmas present?
A: A broken drum, you just can’t beat it.
Had that in two crackers this year!
Warren and Justin as drift-compatible pilots, some great fanfiction opportunities there.
Am I the only one hoping they also go on to do a Highlander RPG? So much potential for a cool RPG game (the two Live-action TV series did a good job of showing what a “problem of the week” type format could be in that universe). Also a few games have done the two character sheets, two different timelines thing, so I think that would work well for cutting between scenes in present day and from an immortals history.
Either way, excited for some Pacific Rim RPG fun.
The 2D vs 3D, I think it’s a case of horses for courses. I love some cool 3D terrain, and I loved poking red sticks through plastic bulkheads in original Necromunda when I was trying to work out line of sight. However, I think for games that focus on abstract tactical decisions, instead of getting bogged down with whether or not a particular model can see a bit of another model at another elevation, I think it’s ok to not do that. I think you can have both. I also think a grid-based system can have verticality and the tactical interest of verticality, whilst keeping the clarity of a grid-based system. It’s also ok to have a game that can work with flat 2D and icons to explain what that terrain does, that can equally be replaced with some cool looking 3D terrain that has the same functional purpose.
My own game (Deneb – http://www.beastsofwar.com/groups/fantasy-gamer-town-square/forum/topic/deneb-1/) has a grid-based system, but it has elevation and meaningful terrain types that could easily be represented with nice 3D terrain. I expect to catch some flak for calling it a skirmish game despite the fact that movement is grid-based, not measured with a ruler of some sort. I guess for me, the movement system wasn’t the defining element that made something a skirmish game, but I know others will disagree. The precise taxonomy doesn’t matter to me so much as the game having a certain feel and being fun!
I think in the end in the spectrum of hobby cross-pollination we will need to move away from the idea of defining something as “a board game” or “a card game” and talk more about it being a game which plays a certain way, which happens to involve cards, or tokens, or miniatures or whatever it might be. I’m not sure for a community how useful it is to pigeon-hole things only along those lines.
Happy belated Christmas!
My cracker joke was: what is the most sensible river in France?
The Seine.
Not even a quiet groan? No, fair enough…
Which dinosaur was the best writer?
Emily Bronte-saurus.
🙂
Sam might appreciate this one.
I live in Louisiana, USA. My grandmother is British. Every Christmas eve we get together and do Christmas poppers (which isnt a tradition here in Louisiana). We then all proceed to read the jokes out loud. Here is one I had this year: On what side do chickens have the most feathers?………the outside.
How can a medium tell you that Santa has been?
They can feel his presents.
Why is Frosty the snowman afraid to join the military?
Because he has snowballs!
Worst cracker joke of the season.
What do you call a speeding Turtle?
A Hurtle.
How can you tell if there’s an elephant in a pub?
His bikes outside.
How can you tell if there’s two elephants in a pub?
There’s a dent in the handlebars.
How can you tell if there’s three elephants in a pub?
Stand on the bike and look through the window.
Yes, they aren’t Christmas jokes, but they are terrible!