Weekender: Holy Kickstarter Batman! Monolith’s Ace New Project + Back To Vietnam!
February 17, 2018 by brennon
We've got a chock-a-block episode of The Weekender for you where we're checking out some awesome projects from various tabletop genres...
Weekender Podcast Download
However, it looks like something is up with Az right now?
Malign Portents
We take a quick look at the new book for Age of Sigmar which will help you plan out your next campaign moves and delve deeper into the Mortal Realms.
The new Harbinger models are also looking great too and we can't wait to get some paint down on them to see how they look when finished!
Warren Meets Mat
Warren takes a look at one of the new mats from GameMat.Eu, the Chem Zone. This is the one that you folks helped name a few weeks ago and it looks awesome with some of this additional 4Ground terrain on it.
What games would you use the mat for?
News
We stop in to check out some highlights from this week in the news...
- Harry Potter Game Comings Soon - A new project from Knight Models on Kickstarter next month!
- Rise Of Queensdale - First details emerged about this competitive legacy game.
- GameMat.Eu Head To Tatooine - See what you make of this new Desert terrain for your tabletop games.
...what caught your eye from this week on the website?
Batman: Gotham City Chronicles Interview
We sit down and chat with the minds behind Monolith's Batman: Gotham City Chronicles and talk about what is in store for you when you back the Kickstarter.
You can also check out our Let's Play of the game which went up this week HERE.
Kickstarter
Have you taken a look at these two projects which are on Kickstarter right now?
- Heroes Of Fallen Frontiers - Some awesome busts for hobbyists and painters!
- The Reckoners - Fight evil superheroes in this challenging cooperative board game.
...which of these two would you back?
Tet Offensive Vietnam Interview
With the Tet Offensive Series winding up on Monday we talked with Oriskany, our Historical Editor, about the period a bit more and other ways in which you can enjoy Historical gaming on the tabletop.
The series has been a fantastic one and we heartily recommend checking it out in more detail.
WIN Star Wars: Legion + Battle Foam Inserts!
We have an awesome giveaway for you this week as well. You could win the Star Wars: Legion Core Set (check out our content on the game HERE) and also some Battle Foam Inserts to keep it all safe.
All you have to do is...
Tell Us Your Sith Title & Describe Your Lightsabre
...make yourself as cool or as silly as possible and a winner will be picked at random from those who enter.
Prize Claims
Make sure to also Claim Your Prize if you hear your name as we announced the winners for Rambo: The Board Game and also the person who got their hands on that Khador Colossal from last week's show!
Have a great weekend!
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Ohh and happy weekend everyone (especially you @thisisazrael as I take one more opportunity to thank you for being a superb member of the team and wish you success with the Mythic Games team)
See you again soon mate and safe journey.
Thank you @warzan! Can’t believe how fast the time has gone but I’m already super looking forward to bringing awesome Mythic Games titles back to BoW <3 Az
HEY!! That can’t possibly count. 😛 😛 😛
That’s cheating!
Hes taking a leaf from the Las Vegas 40K competition and claiming dubious victory on a technicality
Please expand the Purssionans with this https://store.warlordgames.com/products/napoleon-s-berlin-carriage convert it to the count as Lemon Russ tank commander you mentioned in the 40k chartered rough riders vid!
My Sith Title would be Darth Omen and I’d carry a green lightsaber with a recurved handle.
And the Doug McClure best acting award goes to…………………..
Doug McClure
😀
My Sith title would be Darth Urr and my lightsaber would be known across the galaxy as Le Mort.
My sith title would be Darth Corvus and my lightsaber would be yellow with a jet black handle sculpted so the blade emits from the mouth of a crow.
Sith Title
Darth Starkad
Red Lightsaber where the hilt is wrapped in leather and a rusty broken jedi order medallion is attached by a strap of leather.
When I was ill I watched Gotham by Gaslight. Not a good show. Could tell after about 10 minutes who the bad guy was going to be and a pretty poor storyline all round
Darth Shroud would be my Sith Lord Name. Always thought it was a badass sounding. I would have a hilot curved out of a Sarlacc tusk with a Dark Red Crystal.
For AWI TFL have just released or about to release a new campaign / scenario book for the battles in North Carolina
I would be Darth Idon’tgiveasith. My saber would look exactly like a repainted Maglight flashlight. The theme would be of a lazy cosplayer that dressed up in a hoodie because there was a $10 discount on the convention ticket if you came dressed in cosplay.
I cannot be more excited for Legion. John has me eyeing my Hasbro AT-ATs for parts. I’ve been thinking about how to turn Mantic Battlezones into the lower levels of Coruscant. I checking on model sizes to see if I can incorporate Bandai kits into the game, and it hasn’t even come out yet!
This comment section today…
Ha ha nice vid!
Happy Weekend!
I am Darth Tsk’Mastar
My lightsaber is a Crimson Red scimitar with an accompanying shield
My Sith title would be Darth Xero. My light saber would be a curved Darth Bane style hilt with a sickly green yellow blade that made unusual sounds from the Alien movie much like a light saber I’ve seen on YouTube. Thanks for doing such great videos!
“It’s the Weekend!!” exclaimed Darth Neth of the Thoul.
…and his (my) Lightsabre has a black light colour…
… it it black, but with a purple, throbbing outline (so you can actually see it)
My Sith title would be Darth Talon. And why limit yourself to one light saber? I’d take a two, a short, stabby light saber for my off hand and a big light axe for my main hand. It’s not a subtle style and I might have problems using other force powers given that you need a free hand….
And good luck to Az. Thanks for the content while you’ve been on board.
Thank you very much @redvers 🙂 Az
Darth Relentless
A huge double-handed claymore lightsabre, with a tartan holo-projector to bedazzle the enemy and a blade long enough to despatch low flying speeders, pierce the armour on tanks or chop the legs off renegade walkers. The lightsabre has an oversized powerpack to cater for a personal shield built into the hilt for when I need to charge across a battlefield under a barrage of heavy fire from the Rebels or their criminal allies. They see Death striding towards them and there is nothing they can do. I am the Hand of the Sith.
Darth Marth A’stuarrt My mighty weapon would be a giant light spatula and it would be used to let my enemies taste the dark side. My force powers would be the ability to incinerate my enemies to the correct temperature and to immediately feel a disturbance in the force if an Imperial facility had not been accessorized correctly
Darth Rudolf! I would have a red lightsaber crystal attached to my nose and my two light sabers that would be antlers which i attach to my head to charge people down. I only appear during star wars christmas. A boogey man of sorts. A myth to scare young jedi children.
Sith Title would be Darth Ravage. I would dual weild blood coloured light sabers.
Darth Azul and my light saber would be a deceptive dark blue
This is epic! Love me some Azul and combining with Sith deception, so good 😀 Az
Darth Noxious with a blazing crimson curved hilt lightsaber writhing with ancient black Sith lightning generated by Sith alchemy.
Darth Tyr. Red Core, Yellow pulsing outer aura, Jet black handle.
GW have truly excelled themselves this time, £20 for a single plastic model is bloody ridiculous in my opinion.
At least Dick Turpin had the good grace to wear a mask when he robbed people.
Damn that’s stupid prices, they sold a whole Bloodbowl team for that. But if people keep buying figures at those prices they will keep selling them at those prices.
Darth Fingalus. Re-enforced hilt on lightsaber after original help with the Sith name. Should be red crystal but with normal ability to mix colours will more likely be pink (or brown)
My Sith name would be Darth Sod. My Lightsabre which in my younger days I would get out and wave about at every opportunity, was I like to think much larger than your average lightsabre in both length and girth. A more detailed description of which would probably be only fit for the pages of XLBS. Sadly these days it is a mere shadow of its former glory ever since the encounter with the snippers of the rebel Justin Dogwalker
Great show this week – really a bumper edition!
I’d be Darth Pyro – the lightsaber would be ablaze with flame and would set light to all it touched!
Can’t recommend The Reckoners series highly enough. Wonderful books, and pleasingly slim compared to the majority of Sandersons output. And if you dig these books I’d pivot you onto the second arc of The Mistborn, that features super-powered cowboys 🙂
… I’m in
Apparently the third arc is going to move on to a 1980’s-ish coldwar spy setting.
Tell me @dracs , have you experienced any of Sanderson’s broader Cosmere?
I’m looking forward to the third arc of the Mistborn books. The only books of Sanderson’s I’ve read are the first two Mistborn arcs and his conclusion to The Wheel of Time, but I’ve enjoyed the lot and need to catch up with the rest!
He’s very good and crazy prolific.
And if the heft of some of his books is daunting, I heartily reccomend the audio versions.
Can’t say I have. The Reckoners was my first delve into his work.
Sith Assassin Ankth, wielding two Cestus force gloves. By changing her hand form from fist to flat to spread, the force gloves change the energy to form a blade/shield/claws respectively.
Using mimic camoflauge and manipulating the force to alleviate her victims suspicions, she gets close to her targets before making a disabling or lethal strike depending in her orders.
I am interested in the Reckoners, it sounds like a toned down version of ‘The Boys’.
Interested to see the mechanisms of the competitive legacy game, thanks for putting that in my radar.
Have a good one.
Sith name is AC/DARTHC, my saber used to be red but I’m much cooler than that so I sent it for a custom job and got it Back in Black. When it fully extends its Hard as a Rock and leaves my enemies Thunderstruck with it’s explosive force, like TNT. I’ve got a Big Gun and I Shoot to Thrill, if you come at me you’ve got Big Balls but you better believe you’re on a Highway to Hell. I used to be a bounty hunter, so if You Want Blood then Money Talks.
Hells Bells, that was a load of waffle.
Sith name? Darth Cheese clearly, I’d had a handle shaped like a wheel of cheese.
You bring up a bring up a good point, you had a “Darth” name before any of us. 😀
I would be Darth Jones and I won`t carry a lightsaber, but a light whip (and a blaster).
I think my Sith name would be Darth Jones – with a hat and red light whip instead of a lightsaber, Indiana style..
Id be Darth baw’sak my light sabre would be black (physics be damned) and it would take the form of a bolas cus you know baw’sak…
Ha! You said “physics” when talking about lightsabers (or Star Wars in general). 😀 😀 😀 😀 Funniest joke in the thread. 😀 😀 😀 I’d imagine a black lightsaber would be bad ass, and totally legitimate, as Star Wars runs on “The Rule of Cool” anyway.
Ah yeah, I’m getting that Batman KS! I know of a few friends who would love to play that game. I certainly hope we’ll blow through loads of stretch goals. *Khazakstani accent* Prepare your….wallet!
I would be Darth Stoogious, because despite being a sith I’d still die like a plebby stooge as all sith are sadly bound to do. I would have no light saber, only a wooden stick, because who would entrust a stooge with a proper light saber?
Darth Dildus… With a massive weapon of such penetration power that it would make anyone weep…lol
Me and you will have to research the physics of making a light saber droop mate 😉
@warzan Light Pipes….. or a pocket sized black hole would do it, possibly known as the wizards sleeve 😉
Just a picture of @warzan in a loin cloth is all that is needed for that mate 😉
“I have a bad feeling about this . . . ” 😐
I am Darth Spartacus! (no, I am Darth Spartacus!!) – My lightsaber is a red Spartan sword, and the pointed sword guards at the top and bottom of the hilt would also be tiny lightsaber blades.
My name would be Darth Yew-Kay, and my light sabre would have the handle of an old double handed broadsword with interwoven red, white and blue beams of light.
Holy Moley! I can’t believe my name was called as the Colossal winner (nearly fell off my chair)!
Thanks guys.
Click that claim button @jpmax 😀 Send us some pics once you get her built <3 Az
@thisisazrael Cheers. Good luck with your future endeavour. Don’t be a stranger.
Happy weekend! My Sith name would be Darth Sohn, a survivor of the Jedi massacre turned to the dark side to survive. His lightsaber has a purple, sinister glo. When wielded it activates the recorded cries and anguish of the children from the massacre, as a remainder to Sohn that childish weakness will only lead to death. Also demoralizing his opponents quite a bit!
Darth Slappedalong… I suck in swordplay
I would be Darth Impotence and my lightsaber will come out like a wet noodle. just dangling about.
Have you asked your wife for help? Perhaps she could supply the extra energy needed to stiffen the light emitter in the saber shaft?
Are you Kidding? She only uses the force on my birthdays and occasionally anniversaries
My Sith name would be Darth Shade and my lichtsaber would be two pieces connected by a chain (like a nunchuk) also I would be wearing a lightsaber resistant jockstrap for protection against accidentally hitting myself in the nuts.
Ah dammit, that’s what I get for commenting before actually watching the weekender. @warzan stole my nunchuk idea.
Sith name: Darth Wang
Light sabre: Throbbing purple.
No, wait … that’s my Porn Name…
A weekender is always good, but it is a bit sad to have the CoC (Chief of Content) go.
As for the mistakes in application of the rules, Gerry and Justin had a good time with their game and so did most of us, I couldn´t care less. Are we in court or are we gaming?
The knight of the shrouds is fascinating, he has the atmospere of menace and threat and sadness with him that I like so much.
The Batman minis are fabulous, too, but I not as yet sure whether that game will fire my enthusiasm.
The desert terrain, yes, Tattooine it is. Tuskens, Jawas, Banthas and all the happy lot. Pondering over the traces of two droids …
Oriskany: He rules!
Oh, what a weekender, thank you and I hope you all won´t succumb to evil, because as we learnt from Orwell´s 1984, there is a room 101 for everyone.
Ah, my Sith´s name is “Darth Dings” and my light-sabre looks like a bums. So don´t mess with Dingsbums (In English that would be something like “Thingy”).
I’m glad they got a new CoC to fill the Az-hole. Is this going too far?
Thanks for the kind words, @jemmy , and kudos for the Room 101 reference! 😀
Oh yes, Orwell is my favourite writer. Thanks to my late English teacher for introducing this to me.
Btw, speaking of anniversaries in the weekender that must be dividable by 50, 100 or so. I just came across another one watching a TV series by famous Australian Christopher Clark: This year we have the 400th anniversary of the beginning of the Thirty Years War. Keywords: Prague, defenestration, Catholic League and … Landsknechts, Gustavus Adolphus, Wallenstein und Tilly, Magdeburg … And some famous battles, Zirndorf, Stralsund. Yeah, I gonna delve into this.
Thirty Years War – sounds like you’re putting your name forward to write an article series? 😀 😀 😀
When did the Thirty Years War start? Another question to make historians squirm
i’d be known as Earl Marshal Kotû Kurot and i would have a brilliantly white straight form blade with adaptive energy knuckle guard that would appear and disappear as needed so to protect the hand but also allow easy hand changes and awesome, impressive, overly difficult but ultimately pointless manipulation of the sabre just for showing off and looking cool on the big screen.
Darth Vaporizer. Me lightsaber is a simpel brutal sword. 😉
These days it’d be Darth Daddy, my apprentice is Darth Iníon (Irish for daughter) and my lightsaber would be shaped like a Bat’Let, from a weird parallel crossover event.
I like the Bat’Leth reference, @lijo03 ! Qapla’!
I shall be Darth Darth (just to sow more confusion),
and my main light saber will be in the ultra violet range so at least some of my opponents can’t actually see it (why not grab any advantage you can), I’ll also use a shorter blade, parrying dagger style which produce bright white strobe light flashes intended to induce seizures in the susceptible (again grab all the advantages you can) and also give a cool stop motion look to my fight scenes.
I also have a topic id like @oriskany to cover. The Bay of Pigs ‘altercation’. I recently visited Cuba and found out about this snippet of history and would be fascinated to hear a balanced view on it. I expect it would be interesting for some asymmetrical gaming as well what with the ‘mercenaries’ (Americans) having some serious problems the Cubans wouldn’t need to both about
That’s not a bad idea, @collins – it would be tough to do a whole series on Bay of Pigs but perhaps a one-off one of these days? I have plenty of tropical terrain, beach terrain, etc. And I live right here in South Florida so it’s close to “home and hearth,” so to speak.
We studied the Cuban Revolution at school for O Level. Don’t remember too much about it now
Darth Grim Varg; To go with the name, the hilt would be shaped like the head of a Savage Wolf, made of onyx, blood red beam that drips. When swung, the drips would disperse causing AOE damage to those out of range.
Quite long, but very good show. Very enjoyable interview with @oriskany . Could listen to you guys talk about history for hours. Why not go for a grognard’s history talk session 😀
Since I successed at my masters degree a few of my friends call me “Master Bothur”. But that’s more of a Jedi than Sith title. So my Sith title would be “Darth Hanso” and my lightsabre would be some kind of Naginata (
) so a long staff and a short sabre on top. The colour would of course be black so my opponent has trouble seeing it 😀
By that logic, I’d be Master Poots. Not a title that immediately yells ancient wisdom of the Force.
I believe those weapons in Star Wars are called Force Pikes. The Emperor’s bodyguard wielded them.
I think “Master Poots” sounds rather dashing @dracs . Like a teacher of “Defending against the Dark Arts” from Harry Potter.
Just googled Force Pikes and yeah it seems you are right. Always thought the emperors bodyguard had some kind of Halberds / Axes. And watched it like 100 times 😀
Thanks very much, @bothi ! Yeah, I kind of rambled a little on that one. I partially blame @warzan , though, he asks an open-ended question like: “outline the history and background of the Vietnam War.” That’s hardly a quick answer anyone can summarize in 2-3 sentences. 😀
At least he didn’t ask that during last year’s Six-Day Arab-Israeli War Anniversary project. “Jim, do us a favor and describe for us … the background for the Arab-Israeli Conflict.”
Jeez, we’d still be talking about it NOW. 12-hour marathon podcast, maybe? 😀 😀 😀
Actually, you just need one line.
“War…war never changes” =D
I would be listening 😀
😀 Avalon Hill’s Arab-Israeli Wars is probably my favorite “pure” wargame full stop. Published in 1977, third iteration of the PanzerBlitz classic, when they FINALLY got all the annoying bugs worked out of that system.
Really love the AT AT table… so awesome.
My Sith name would be Darth Nandogg… and I would have a purple lightsaber cause only bad a$$ force users use purple 🙂
For beginning a journey into WW2 I think you can’t go wrong with the TV series World at War
I have been listening to the Anthony Beaver books on D-Day,Stalingrad and the Fall of Berlin. All excellent listens/reads
World at War is indeed an excellent starting point. Surprisingly impartial, especially since it came out relatively soon after the war. It’s a LITTLE light on areas where the British were not deeply involved, but that’s a tiny, tiny nitpick in what is overall an amazing series (and no series can cover everything, obviously).
Like it’s Predecessor The Great War I like it as they managed to talk to Generals and soldiers on both sides before they passed on
Ben is right, the new resin from Knight Models is superior to their metals for Batman. The metals, after I work on those for a friend 4 years back put me off collecting for Batman because they were such a pain to clean up ready for painting.
Still got a pile in a drawer…
Well we are going to miss you Az, @thisisazrael
I guess I can still bring those ‘special nuts’ of mine and drop them off with the team next Christmas! Along with the Milano cookes of course! Will you still be in N. Ireland?
As far as my Sith Name. It would have to be Darth Sabre. I would have a light sabre with a slight bend to it like a samurai sword. It too would have the Kylo Ren plasma guards but the hilt would be able to be a two handed grip if needed. The handle would also have a one inch wide finger guard that started at the hilt and went over you fingers down to the pommel. On the outside of this guard there would be a 1 inch wide line of light sabre plasma energy that extended out 3-4 inches so that when fighting in close quarters you could punch someone in the head with the handle and just burn right through them! Epic!!!!!
Forgot. The color would be Black. That way you can’t see me coming at night!!!!
I would be Darth Gamer. Purple light saber like Mr Jackson’s, but in the shape of a Dao sword.
Thanks for the content Az. You will be missed. Good luck for the future.
I’d adopt the title Darth Sedentary – the fattest, laziest Sith Lord in the galaxy.
My light saber would be extremely long, adapted to form a polearm similar to a pike, so that I could engage in combat with more energetic Jedi at a distance, without having to get involved in any of that ridiculous running and jumping about.
He… will come to me?..
Happy weekend ever one
My sith name is Darth Bear and sabre would be in shape of a pole axe
long shaft exhast like kylo rens out of the top and two blades either side of the shaft. colour blood red.
Darth Rhax with a blue lightsaber that he doesn’t use because blasters are more efficient with less chance of being cut in half, RIP Darth Maul
Thank you for the dialog on getting into historical gaming. Last October I went to the AWI re-enactment of the Battle of Germantown and something clicked. I then bought a book on uniforms and a book on the battle. Now after a half dozen further book purchases and a Black Powder starter set i am having great fun. Would love to send you pictures of what I’ve got so far. I’m not a pro painter, but my hobby works on the maximum “as long as I’m happy with whats on the table.” Great show guys.
Thanks, @irondragon ! Wow, Germantown, there’s an interesting one. When people ask whether Washington really was as great a general as people like to remember, I often use Germantown as an example of his operational skill, but tactical, well … less than brilliance, let’s say.
I mean Washington attacks the British garrison at Germantown with 5 separate columns, all converging in the middle of the night, arriving with near perfection on time and in coordination in the morning. That’s damned hard to do even today with radios and GPS. 😀
Then he “outflanks himself” by allowing his troops to get hung up at the Chew Mansion, which by rights he’s already bypassed.
Very complex battle, very interesting battle. I would love to see your Black Powder miniatures!
Perhaps the next time I come over I should bring some of my AWI armies, and challenge @dignity to a game of AWI Battlesystem. 😀
Darth Caticus and of course my lightsaber would be a red dot!
My sith name would be Darth Venatus (Latin for Gamer). My saber color would match my current dice of whatever game I was playing at the time!
I’d be Darth Hen with a pink version of Darth Maul’s saber.
I would be Lord Kikuchiyo and carry a Black Nodachi lightsaber, I would split Tauntaun’s and snow speeders in half, “Like Butter”!
For my sith name, Darth Pyre with a straight up saber with ember colors of bright yellow but with a core of fluctuating deep red and orange.
Out of the wheat field I emerge: Darth Farmer – swirling my two handed, throbbing glow-green light sabre. Its deadly asparagus form reaching out and threatening my enemies. As they back away in terrified awe, their pee smells funny.
Darth Morganous the black Witch of Dathomir. who wears traditional japanese Katana, Wakizashi and Tanto, with crimson hilts and black grip binding on her hip, complete with light sabre Bo Shuriken, all with classic red blades.
now give me my STAR WARS .
I will be known as the Sith: Grendel Prime.
I’m a cyborg, who runs on solar power and who travels trough time.
On spare time, i search for the remains of the forefather of our order and fight with a man, who wears a batlike costume. Idiot. Why should anyone dress like a bat?
I have a red light saber and laser shield, which can fire missles (now you look).
And I have a fetish: Black Leather. But which sith lord doesn’t have this.
I thank Matt Wagner for this inspiration.
Darth Tyr
My saber would be a sleek and elegant curved hilt, black with gold trimmings
and Warzan, Kylos blade sparks because his crystal is cracked 🙂
Due to my arthritic hip and knees i’d be Darth Hop Along. My light sabre would look like a pair of Crutches, and when you activate them the shafts fall away to reveal a pair of tonfa-esque light sabres
Darth Viagra, an old Sith, if I don’t plan ahead and take the little blue pill, the lightsaber does not turn on at all.
My Sith name would be Darth Garth, and I would wield the unexpected, though deadly, triple bladed lightsaber.
Darth Motte and my lightsaber would look like a flurry of black moths drawn to the center beam of electric white/light blue light I could release and send flying towards my enemies. Of course this extra energy is being powered by actual larva inside of a chrysalis shaped handle. I spend most of my free time hunting larva and training them to run on miniature hamster wheels inside the handle for my future battles, when they get tired they get sucked into the beam and turned into a new moth drawn endlessly to my evil light.
So asked my wife and kids. Best respons: Darth Nano.
My lightsaber would be able to get anywhere, as it would be able to release nanobots carrying the lightsaber technology to the hearts of my enemys.
Did Az not just start in the studio, kids today …
For a lightsaber gi’me a lightdaneax and I will go by Darth Viking – no too imaginative I know 😉
Sith Name: Gonzo Pye
Light Saber would be a simple light sabre with a skull pommel
I’d be Darth Hideous… because that dark side energy just corrupts the hell out of you…
And lightsaber… what do I need a jedi weapon for? I’m master of the dark side… eat my lighting you rebel scum…
Oops… sorry… channelling the dark side a bit there…
If I had to wield a lightsaber I’d go for two of the Shoto… knife fights always look cool in martial arts films…
Darth Colostimagnus. Red lightsaber with hand guard.
Let me tell you a tale, one of my character:
Strong with the Force. I dwelt on lone drifting planet through empty space out of galaxies. Certainly the planet pushed itself out of its home galaxy to keep balance in the Force. Unable to remember how I arrived on it, or was I ever here ? I remember always having been here. I live with passion. One that that has a complete insight into being whole, entire, dark and light at the same time. The Force has a third way once dark and light has settled in balance.
For unknown reasons, for years the planet has drifted back to the edges of the galaxy and was once boarded by the Sith empire. They found me. They tried to enslave me so I killed them all. Except one, he was so tough. So I figured I would just emprison him and hide him from the force. I would go through worlds and civilisations to understand why that one wouldn’t die or resign, why I couldn’t touch his heart. From then I borrowed his culture, and his name, I would be wielding a shifting light grey light saber, even though it was his crystal, I shifted its color through meditation and attunement.
I am known as Darth Djorm
Cover or not let the journey begin
Darth Etheron – weapon of choice – light sabre chakram – because what else could be more dangerous? Well other than light sabre nunchucks.
I would be Darth Ginger. My lightsaber would be blinding white with brown, fizzing spots and the very top would be a bright red. It could only be used if it was in low light conditions, otherwise it will overheat and burn up.
My sith Name would be: Darth Phlagmatis.
My Lightsaber would be bright yellow with pulsating rings of purple. But,
Cheers!
My Sith name would be Darth Disaster and my light sabre would have a safety guard to stop me cutting my own hand off.
I would choose a Sith title of Darth Impesious. Light Saber(s) would be constructed like a pair of punch daggers (Not sure if it would be multiple emitters or just one long emitter across a knuckle guard)
Sith Name — From the Old Republic
Owutszush
For fans of the Old Republic Star Wars Universe
Sith Name — Just a made up name
Darth Nemesis
Light Saber, I want one like the Mandolorian Light Sword from Rebels used by Sabine Wren mid-season of Season 4.
Cool, I love Star Wars. My Sith name would be Darth Demonheart the Destroyer. Would use a lightsaber with a dark ominous purple blade with a black hilt with a grey leather grip. My outfit would probable vary from form fitting armored combat pilot suit in black and grey or a grungy grey cloak/trenchcoat depending on the scene. 🙂
On a separate topic.
You guys missed a good opportunity to work in Star Wars into Az leaving.
The scene should have started with Az showing Sam the way of the Excel Spreadsheet Masters and how to use the power of the pivot table. Az to Sam “Remember Sam, use the Pivot Table be one with the Pivot Table”
Then enters Warzan in and an epic light saber battle between Az and Waren ensues. The scene ends with Az turning to Sam and saying “Sam — remember the pivot table Sam. May the pivot table always be with you” At which point Warren strikes down Az and he is now just a voice.
Next scene, Sam is frantically working on Excel as he is being harangued by Warren. A voice is heard, “Sam, use the pivot table”
Next scene, John is eating chicken wings and there is cut to the Porg from Episode 8 from the scene with Chewi as the Porg is crying as Chewi is trying to eat some kind of bird.
Fade to black.
Watching in Malta whilst on holiday, and good luck to @thisisazrael on the new job.
I’d be Darth Smittypants with a brown curved lightsaber. 🙂
Darth Tycho in honour of fencer and astronomer Tycho Brahe.
Lightsabre would be an ornate fencing foil with a silvery energy blade.
would you rock a golden nose?
My Sith Title would be Darth Sethos and my lightsabre would be a double bladed red light sabre… Darth Maul’s lightsabre like… common no Sith in the SW galaxy was cooler then him. It’s a pity he had to die so early ;(
Happy Weekend!
I have loved Sanderson’s books from his finishing of the Wheel of Time for the dear departed Robert Jordan, through Mistborn and into the Stormlight books, but I’ve never tried his superhero books . . . I may well have to put that right now after hearing Sam’s enthusiasm for them. (/marks Sam as no longer dead to him after the Awards Show statements 😛 )
I would be Darth Sarcasm – the lightsabre would be a paired rapier and main gauche to go with the moustache twirling tirade of villainous sarcastic comments.
Call me Darth Martin Yan. Fear my array of Light-Chef’s knives and Dark Side stir-fry skills.
For Sith name: Darth Mallet
Weapon: lightsaber pike with a snake curled along the shaft and the mouth ending in an ice blue crystal and a short fire colored wrist hilt saber for when they get to close.
Massive shame to see Az leaving. All the best mate. Hope the Beasts keep up the board game coverage without him. @thisisazrael going for an Oscar performance, think @brennon should get best supporting role. LoL
Batman looks amazing. Hope Monolith keep the same high standard KS campaign without Mythic as partners.
Thanks @oriskany I learnt more about the Vietnam war in 10mins than I had ever known before.
Legion is looking great trying to fight the urge.
If I was a Sith I’d go with Darth Death and Light sabre would be a giant crackling Scythe.
Thanks very much, @jax78 ! 😀
@jax78 – @brennon and @lanzcor effort to create and edit that in had me in stitches laughing 😀
Always good to see @oriskany and listen to him share his knowledge.
I am Darth Nerdy and my lightsaber would be a hybrid of a normal lightsaber and a blaster so I could shoot foes that are out of reach.
Thanks very much, @jamjarst – oh, btw — I am FINALLY painting my DAK tanks from the Desert War boot camp. 11 months later, hey, late is better than never. 😀
Um I haven’t painted mine ;9
Aha! So mine won’t be the last army to be painted! 😀
http://www.beastsofwar.com/groups/painting/forum/topic/what-are-you-painting-now-2018-waypn/?topic_page=27&num=15#post-227573
So is @dracs immortal now?
Nice one Guy’s loved the start an great show.
Sad to hear @thisisazrael leaving the BoW team. This will definately be a case of “Gone but not forgotten”. Good luck for the future Az. 🙂
@oriskany The History Mentor, once again can make subjects as the Vietnam War seem that little bit more fathomable. Loving all the historical content you provide and the historical chats (I think there needs to be a split-screen of @oriskany talking and the other screen of @warzan looking lost 😛 )
Sith Name: Darth Messorem (Latin for Reaper)
Lightsaber: A dark red bladed Zweihander styled Lightsaber.
Appearence: Black robes and a mask with either a moulded or painted skull (Punisher appearence) giving the impression the Grim Reaper has traded in his scythe and got an upgrade.
Thanks very much, @cypher2009 – Indeed, Vietnam is a tangle but that’s part of what makes it interesting to study . . . from a distance. 😐 And no, @warzan isn’t lost. 😀 He’s a quick study, and long-overdue inductee into the “International Grognard Association.” 😀
hmm, sith title…
Darth Singe
The only weapon I have ever had training in is Tonfa so I would have to come up with a Lightsabre version.
I’m throwing batarangs at the screen, but nothing happens!
BTW I would be Darth Jannus, because I was born under Gemini and my name in hungarian is János. I’d wield double lightsabers shaped like katanas.
@oriscany Hey Jim, with Battlefront doing the Italians, it made me think.
We always go on about the WW2 Eastern Front and D-Day, but often forget the third part of the pincer on the allied forces, the invasion through Italy, involving many of the forces that prevailed in North Africa (including my Uncle – Now I wish I’d listened more and had more time with him).
How significant was it? What if the Italians had held out (a big if).
Interesting question, @coxjul – It’s actually worth a second to ponder why the Italian campaign doesn’t get more attention in the wargaming community / market.
Ironically, the Italian Army did very little fighting in Italy itself. I know, sounds strange. But almost as soon as the Allies landed at Sicily in July 1943, the Italian government ousted Mussolini, put in a new government, and tried to join the Allies.
The Germans caught wind of this and invaded Italy, sort of a “occupation for your own safety” kind of thing.
So Sicily was bloody but relatively quick, it saw Montgomery put firmly on the rise and Patton damned near ruin his own career – this was the only time Patton and Montgomery were anything near “equals” in the Allied command structure, despite all we hear about this famous rivalry that existed between the two (probably existed more in Patton’s mind than anything else).
But when Italy itself was invaded at Salerno landings, and later supported by further landings at Anzio, things bogged down VERY quickly, for three main reasons.
1) The battlefield itself. Italy, of course, is a long, thin, narrow peninsula with no real open flanks. When the Allies tried to exploit naval superiority to “create” open flanks and land troops around and behind the Germans, as we see at Anzio, quick German responses and confused Allied command result in “beached whales” as Churchill put it.
Also, Italy is very mountainous with many rivers cutting across it. Perfect defensive terrain upon which the Germans took full advantage.
2) Italy was definitely the lower priority on the Allied command list – upcoming prep for D-Day in Normandy was everything. Churchill fought this tooth and nail at the 1943 Tehran Conference, but it was clear Churchill’s proposals were more about preserving the British Empire post-war and beating the Soviets to the Balkans than actually defeating Hitler. So Roosevelt and Stalin overruled him, and Overlord was given every priority in the West. Ergo, Allied commanders in Italy *(Harold Alexander, I think, with XVIII Army Group – comprised of Mark Clark commanding US Fifth Army and ??? commanding British Eighth Army) had to do fight their war with leftovers.
3) The German commander in Italy was absolutely superb, far superior to one-trick ponies like Rommel. This was Field Marshal “Smiling” Albert Kesselring, Rommel’s boss in North Africa (you know, the one you never hear about, the one whose orders Rommel kept ignoring that landed him in a no-win situation at El Alamein). ** sorry, putting away the soap box for now. 😀
Kesselring truly is one of the better German commanders of World War II. He served in the Army before the war and later became a general in the Air Force, giving him a nearly unique perspective on combined operations and air-ground liaison. With vastly outnumbered forces, he was able to make the most of Italian terrain and really fight the Allies to a general standstill.
You ask what would happen if Italy held out . . . the truth is . . . in some ways Italy DID hold out. The Allied armies there never broke out of Italy into the south of France or the Balkans, never invaded Austria into the “soft underbelly of Europe” or any of its initial goals. When V-E Day came in May 1945, Allied armies were still standing in northern Italy.
The caveat is … it wasn’t the Italians holding out, it was the German army in Italy. There was technically a pro-Axis puppet state set up in northern Italy after Mussolini was rescued by Otto Skorzeny and his special forces paratroopers in September 1943, but I don’t think they were able to help the Germans very much on the battlefield. Pro-Allied and Communist partisans in northern Italy were absolutely rampant, I don’t think the Northern fascist Italian police / forces were every able to get them under any kind of control.
Anyway, Italy doesn’t see a lot of tank-on-tank action, it’s mostly a lot of artillery bombardments and massed infantry assaults, frustrating engagements in a gaming sense. But on the smaller, tactical, skirmish-level, I would imagine Italy getting a higher profile. The battles are ALL small infantry skirmishes at this scale, and there are some great German units like fallschirmjaeger paratroopers and 16th Panzer Division, etc.
I remember a TV program some years ago where a veteran of the Italian campaign comparing the whole thing to the Battles of Isonzo in WW1
@oriskany My granddad fought in Italy as part of the Royal East Kents. I know that the Italians were considered less brave than other nations by many, but my grandad said that the Italians reputation for being cowardly was unfair. He had respect for the Bersaglieri troops he came up against (famous aesthetically for the capercaillie plumes they wear on their helmets). I have considered playing bolt action in this theatre of war but haven’t gotten around to it yet. I think the fact that I haven’t been able to find plastic 28mm Italians yet has stalled this idea. I think grandad fought at Anzio, initial landings or later I am unsure. He mentioned fighting alongside Ghurkhas and told stories of how brave and feared by the German’s they were. The civilians seemed to show little or no resentment towards the British troops. Some children started making fun of my Grandad, calling him “piccolo soldato” because he was well under 5 foot tall. My grandad fired a shot over their heads, which sounded drastic to me, but he said they just ran away giggling. You mentioned the confusion and disorganisation amonst the allies?. My grandad pointed out that famous scene in The Longest Day where a patrol of Germans walks along one side of a wall in one direction at night and some Americans walking along the other in the opposite direction and only realising that they were the enemy at the last moment. Rather than opening fire on each other they pretended they hadn’t noticed and just walked on. My grandad said the very same had happened to him in Italy. I asked him why he hadn’t shot the enemy and he said that there was enough killing during the day and it was only going to end in horrific losses on both sides if they had decided to shoot. My dad told me grandad seemed to never really grow a hatred towards the germans or italians, just that they needed to be beaten so that he could get home to his family.
@coxjul I really wish I had known my Grandad longer too, sadly past when I was only 11. I was desperately interested in WW2 but with a childish enthusiasm that showed no empathy for the fact that he probably didn’t want to talk about it. He would usually placate me with a John Wayne movie when the questions tired him out. 🙂
As an 11 year old he told me a couple of horror stories to try to correct my Hollywood understanding of war. It certainly shocked me and made me realise that my goodies and baddies understanding of the war was far too simplistic. I asked him less questions and read more instead which he probably appreciated and hopefully was proud of.
Thanks for the outline Jim.
OK, so the Allies may not have made it through Italy, but the fact that it was the Germans just emphasises the point that it was yet another front that they needed to divert resources to when already covering the main East and West fronts.
id be called Darth Insidious, just need to be more evil than Darth Sidious. and i would like a sober with two parallel blades, just be different and also can be detachable. loving the starters blogs making me need to make some very big decisions on what i may beed to spend money on in the near future.
Darth Incendius
And the light sabre would be a bladed whip. Ribbed metallic segments containing a laser field which culminates into a metallic blade tip with a short tip dagger laser tip.
And you folks should read The Boys! comic by Garth Ennis and Dynamite comics where. Vigilante squad goes around beating up out of control superheroes.
Great episode today, and wow what a long one. Loving the Star Wars board, it really has come together so well.
Darth Minator, becouse why not 🙂
Darth Minator
With big heavy dark grey light saber. Like two handed medival sword.
Oh and as for my Sith title, from now on I wish to be known as Darth Incredulous. Rear me and my Light Trident with red blue and green prongs.
Darth Smorg, wielding a light sabar halberd!
I would be Darth hunt. My lightsaber would just be a torch with pink coloured paper on the end. Whilst I swing my torch I make random sounds. I think I would be the coolest sith……..
Awesome show as always – I would have to say – in the interest of combining both Dad humor and the ability to generate a weeks worth of @warzan style shenanigans my Sith would have to be:
Darth Cornobi with a corn on the cob holder lightsabre.
https://www.geekalerts.com/the-cornobi-lightsaber-corn-cob-holder/
Micjo Joaus – Purple and Green Bow Staff style.
Sith name is Darth Quad-Mohn, and I dual wield purple lightsabres.
Darth Solus
My lightsaber would be an extendable spear that I can adjust to any length I require instantly. That way my thrusts could pierce any target at any distance. The handle would be located in the middle of the shaft so it can project either a spear tip or a shaft out of either end. Effectively making my lightsaber a spear, a staff, or a double sided spear as needed.
I would also like a matching lightshield if possible. A nice Scutum Romanum that is projected from a gauntlet that I wear on my off hand. I could use it to reflect blaster fire, block lightsabers, melt through obstacles, and it would make a nasty close combat weapon!
Good luck and godspeed to Az! I wish you well on your new adventure!
I want to be Darth daddy, according to my daughter.
So my lightsaber would be pink.
@warzan ‘Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. I’m sure I’d have a limit that would make me be evil.’
Literally just a few minutes later…
@dignity ‘your membership of the International Historical Grognard’s club is for perpetuity – you can do no wrong’
Warzan: lets out evil supervillain ‘mwah, hah hah’ laugh and fade to black…
Great Show.
Loving the legion content and the At-At terrain project.
Got to love historical games. Will check out the TET offensive series properly some time soon.
Darth Nivek*
(formerly a Jedi padawan known only as **Krad-Nivek Lenga)
The sword would be a quad quillon light saber. Similar to the Kylo Ren sword but another two beams. Rather than one beam at 0° and one at 180° – instead having a beam at 0°, 90°, 180° and 270° from centre. Darth Nivek has a bionic hand that plugs into his light saber, so that if a quillon is getting too close to his body as he wields the sword the beam will shorten to avoid cutting himself. I also like the idea of him spinning the saber fast in the bionic palm of his hand and watching the red beams spin and blur into a circle
*Kevin backwards (because Darth Kevin just isn’t scary)
**loving the backwards ideas for Star Wars names – I think they should have realised he would turn to the dark side with ‘Dark Angel’ in his name.
“(formerly a Jedi padawan known only as **Krad-Nivek Lenga)”
Can’t spell angel backwards it seems
should read…
…formerly a Jedi padawan known only as **Krad-Nivek Legna)
Darth Intruso and lightsaber would be double bladed staff style.
I’d be Darth “The Kurgen” Dave.
Not that that’s my name but because I’d insist everyone quoted Red Dwarf repeatedly saying “…everybody’s dead Dave…” (like @warzan did in the Az regeneration scene…I’m so glad it’s not just me that still who uses that line!).
And my light sabre would look like The Kurgen’s sword from Highlander, but with each segment a different colour (like a rainbow). The fact that a sword that comes in pieces being next to useless is irrelevant; The Kurgen rocked, and *should* have been The One.
Also, I’m sure there’s also some joke here about him killing aliens a la the travesty which is the second movie.
Right, I guess if I was a Sith Lord I would be Darth Despot!
My lightsabre would be a glowing red Kukri (like forward curving knives the Gurkas use).
Goodbye @thisisazrael . Glad to see the regeneration worked out though – and that @dignity didn’t get to snip off the little red nob before @warzan could play with it…
I’d be Darth Ruykix and I’ll have two lightsabers one green and one black, the lightsaber design to look like little like a curve blade with the saber projecting out of the bottom of the hilt
Darth Rayth here I reckon. Lightsaber would be a deep red bladded lightsaber equivalent of a zweihander. The long hilt would be dark iron with a large spike pommel and a crossbar made from broken lightsabers from Jedi I’ve defeated. It would have to be decorated with the gems from their lightsabers too. Definitely spitting energy like Ren’s.
Going to really miss Az. He’s been a fantastic asset to the team and whilst I’m pleased for him I’m sad to see him go. Sam just isn’t half the man Az was (literally).
That desert terrain would also be good for the Napoleonic wars in Egypt I would of thought. Pretty much could be used in any setting.
Having received my Mythic Battles and enjoyed playing the game I’m actually left in a position where I wont be backing any more of Monlith’s products. At the time I couldn’t afford to go all in and having now played I would like to get more expansions which will never be available. Pretty much means there is no aftermarket support for the game and I think that is pretty bad. So, as big as a fan of Batman as I am, my collector gene would have me go broke. Nope, I just don’t like the purchasing system they have.
Also I would like to point out that in Mythic Battles quite a few of the miniatures were listed as KS exclusive and I don’t remember a point where it was stated that basically EVERYTHING was KS exclusive. I suppose there is a chance they could do a second release on KS and that I would be interested in but they’ve rather put me off now.
Pretty sure that the Sith corruption of the energy stones turns all their sabres red. I think any other colour means you’re a Jedi not a Sith!
Darth Kairos and I’d go for a lightglaive so I could defensively keep my opponent back and focus more on using the Force offensively to beat my opponent.
Darth Mortial
For a lightsaber, it would be one of the saberpikes with the unstable kylo ren style blade on it.
The hooded cape with a rebreater over a sleeveless, armored jumpsuit and boots.
Farewell Az! You’ve been a great addition to the team and are missed already.
My Sith title would be Darth Verter master of Sith conversions and scratch building. My Light sabre would therefore be built into a table which admittedly makes it crap for combat but perfect for a foam cutting jig 🙂
Sith Title
Darth Akward
and light samber would be red with missing components that only worled half the time and when it did work was only half as long as other light sabers
Darth Libel. My lightsaber would have a small light spike on the end (like a sharpened pommel on the end of the handle of a sword) that I could turn on and off easily. I would use it unexpectedly or as a coup de grâce.
Great show guys!
I’m going to have to watch the Batman Kickstarter, even though i want out of kickstarters: i have waaayy to many games!
My Sith name woud be Dark Duster and i would carry a saber wip, because it’s cool looking!
I would be Darth Bourbon with a lightsaber Scythe Golden amber color of course.
I would be called Darth Draughtt, Light saber would be in the shape of a beer tap and would change colors depending on what beer I last had.
Hello, my name is Darth Nemo. My light sabre is actually in the shape of a javelin. I just throw the darn thing at people and use the force to get it back. All that jumping and running is so worrisome, so why bother. I am the picture of stealth. I stab someone with the jabilator (my name for the light sabre enabled javelin) and when someone asks my victim who who stabbed them, they’ll say no one. I’ll have fame and anonymity at the same time!
I would be darth cheese, since I work in dairy chemistry research. My lightsaber would be yellow with little holes in it. As the lightsaber it gets even more powerful… or should I say…sharp.
Batman looks great.
I would be Darth Shatner and I would have a ham colored lightsaber.
Darth Draba with light trident and net
I’d be Darth Slátrun (The Icelandic word for slaughter) . I would wield a dark red (Blood colored) doubled bladed lightsaber that can easily split into two separate lightsabers. My favorite move would be to throw it like a spear at my enemies head’s and force pull it out back to my hand.
My sixth name would be Darth Indi
My light sabre would be a brown leather bound sabre that projects a whip of light.
I would wear a fedora and I would find ancient treasures like the first droid “this droid belongs in a with museum”
Darth skidus
Red light saber with a lightning type effect shaped like an old 2 handed claymore
My sixth name would be Darth Indi
My light sabre would be a brown leather bound sabre that projects a red whip of light.
I would wear a fedora and I would find ancient treasures like the first droid “this droid belongs in a Sith museum”
Darth Sarkasmus and I’d have a fiery orange blade that crackles like fire with a rapier style hilt
Sad to see Az go as he was great infront of the camera, but also a truely friendly and lovely person when the camera stopped rolling. Wish him all the very best in his new enterprise. I am sure he will make a huge impact at Mythic Games. The mind boggles when one imagines the reunions that will take place when you have a represententive for Mythic Games on BOW in future……. Good luck Az.
My Star Wars name would be Zagrev Rent And my lightsaber would be a yellow sycle.
I am Narf Pinky, and my lightsabre looks suspiciously like a lit birthday candle. Narf!
Darth Prometheus (as I just like the name) armed with a flexible stream of light with a ball of energy at its end. Cumbersome to use but able to whip round the defence of the unwary.
Batman looks like it might actually live up to my expectations! Go for it, Monolith!
I’d be Darth Marenghi.
My lightsaber would a Dark(place)saber. It would exude an aura of retro cheese – and have the power to make the set look like it might fall over at any time.
Great show as always.
I would carry a lightsaber that looked like a rapier hilt with the complex ring protection. I would also have it so the bottom half came off into a small dagger like light saber for my off hand. I would be known as Darth Porthos.
I’ve really enjoyed Star Wars week so thank you for the great coverage with plenty of new content for me to enjoy over half term. Farewell to Az and we hope for great things from Monolith, I’m certainly all in on Batman.
My Sith name would be Darth Dunmaulin. My lightsaber would be small but it is all about what you do with it.
Finally my Backstage Pass renewed this week. As always it is my best hobby spend of the year. Thank you all.
Darth Venom (with a Newcastle accent, and i’d wear crap 1980s metal band leathers) light saber would be one whip and one knife.
Does anyone else think the GW packaging is a bit wasteful… those plastic inserts to hold the sprue in a box 10 times bigger than the sprue?
I´d be lord pox – with a black lightsaber-light with little blood-red warts
Darth Sláine with a light saber claymore.
Darth Plague – my light saber would be snot green and give everyone the flu it is near…
Sith: Darth Hanna, with a lightsabre whip – I know it has been mentioned in the show, so it might not sound original, but I loved the laser whip since I’ve seen it in Message from Space, a Japanese movie.
My Sith name would be Darth Procrastinous, I wouldn’t have a lightsaber yet but I’d get to it soon… it’s still on sprue and I’ve all these goblins to finish first
Good luck for the future @thisisazrael – you’ve been a fantastic addition to the Beasts team and we’ll be lessened by your going ☹️
Good show.
My name would be Darth Barf – Green coloured light sabre curved handle and blade. Looking at the blade in action makes enemies very queasy.
Interesting show, a few good discusion points on the news. Have to say the batman game from monolith looks really good, and while I understand the KS only model it is not one I like.
Farewell Az you will be missed, you have made a great contribution to the site.
As the sith name Darth Gingero with an orange bladed claymore style saber.
My Sith Name would be Daft Painter and my lightsabre would be Sable.
Darth Cry. Lightabre would be red as for a proper Sith. Simple, straight, classic blade. The grip would be whats special, Activation would depend on how firm man hold it. So just lightening force on the grip for a moment would quickly deactivate balde for a second, allowing to pass oponnents guard. On the other side it would be impossible to throw it. There must be a price for each trick.
Tremble before the might of Darth Apeth! Marvel at his splendid shiny twin lightsabers! Giggle when he drops them in a puddle!
Mine would have to be darth viag. My light sabre would start off as a whip, but using the force it would stragten back out (possibly for about 8h) . The hilt would be a warzan 3d printed shaft quite like the Harry potter wand for Justin.
And of course the colour would be pink transitioning to purple
Darth Malleus, refusing the lightsaber as the honor of wielding the same weapon as the Emperor is an honor he has yet to feel deserving of.
Good luck Az!
My sith name would be Darth Agnan and my lightsaber wood be silver and have the same aspect as a musketeer’s sword.
I’d be Darth Pies (you know why). I’d also go for a purple lightsaber. The rebels would have no chance with me waving my purple deathwand about.
Darth Traitorius my Lightsaber would affect people minds. A hit would bewilder most people.
I would love to be Darth Stix with two police baton style light Sabres. Being defencive but still agresive it will suit my fighting style quite well
I would be Darth Sanguinor.
My lightsaber would be a big golden rod, to help me spread my blessing to all.
My Sith name would be Darth Noctis master assassin. My lightsaber’s hilt would be made out of a smooth and seamless black obsidian material that absorbs light. There would be no visible controls on the hilt, but the blade would be activated by using the force. The blade itself would be invisible as the visible light would be filtered through some kind of internal prism.
Going by my nick, my Sith name would be Darth Decapitator and my sabre would be silvery bright.
Oh, and Reckoners series sounds interesting. Just got the first book on Audible.
Darth Fury (I use it in SWTOR) MY light saber would be fuchsia. Dual wield.
My sith title would be: Darth Windy Night with a chance of rain
My lightsaber would be a nice dual-ended battle axe. No wait, a PenSaber. It burns the page. The pen is mightier than the sword after sll
Darth Knight
Black BatSaber
After Mexican food: Darth Windy Knight
Sith name: Darth Bob
Lightsaber: dull grey shaped like an axe.
My sith title would be Darth Primer and my light saber colour would be sprue plastic grey as I did not even had the time to prime it. 🙂
My title would be Darth Howl and my lightsaber would have a bronze wolf head around the blade emitter a leather wrappings to hold it and a fur plume hanging on the bottom. It would sound very distorted and crackling. The blade itself would be a dark green and no one would know I’m a sith……..
I would be Darth Zebedee and have a coiled lightsaber
Darth Nosbig of Nehpets………………
Black Blade with dark blue lightning……..
I am Darth Bastard and I wield a Cat o’ Nine Tails style lightsabre.
Great show guys! I tend to be pretty unoriginal when it comes to naming myself (just look at my user name!) – so while I’d no doubt like to do something awesome like Darth Eternal or Darth Void, I’d probably end up with Darth George because I couldn’t choose! 😀
As for the light sabre, it would have a pair of purple fluffy dice hanging from the grip, be coloured red (to go faster) and would have a safety switch to ensure I didn’t accidentally cut myself in half (I’m clumsy that way).
My Sith title would be Darth Septus and my lightsaber would be green. The blade emitter would have an integrated mini dart launcher that shot darts that could momentarily stun/paralyze victims to set up a killing blow. Who said that Sith have to fight by the rules 🙂
Darth Lardarse, and my lightsaber would be a cucumber.
I’d be Darth Dimunitive, and my lightsaber would be just a little shorter than everyone else’s.
Very interested to see how Legion takes off, it feels like a strong set of characterful launch releases.
Also, really, really curious to see how big of a splash Gotham City Chronicles makes. I’m a big Batman fan with BMG models on my painting table right now, but I haven’t been sold on quite a few of the teaser sculpts. Still, it sounds like a lot of minis for the money even if they aren’t all instant classics.
Competition: My Sith title would be Darth RulzQuibble, my light sabre would be a venomous lurid green in the shape of a question mark that smelled of cheese. My force power speciality would be the ability to always pre-measure in any game and my catchphrase would be ‘something something…smite spam’
Great episode! I just wish the KS after Batman was a Re-theme into a Stargate game! As for my Darth name, I will go with Darth Feril and my saber would be a Cat of 9 tails with electrified tails and black or purple light saber daggers at its tips.
My name would be Darth Wyte.
I would be naked save for a loincloth (to be able to be broadcasted across the galaxy to any audience). I have a ton of tattoos over all my body and fancy a very long breaded hair dyed in orange.
As for my lightsaber(s) it comes from the very Long forgotten Sith Forge Worlds and i would have :
– a standard white lightsaber. Nothing particular here. It does standard damage. It comes included with the loincloth at no additional cost though
– a twin lightsaber (same as a single blade but it has 2 instead) it costs 20 points and grants you 2x damage when i hit someone with it
– a plasma blue lightsaber that can throw energy bolts but can overheat on a misfire. It costs 15 points.
– a heavy grenade launcher mounted lightsaber. It costs 15 points and must be used 2 handed because it is heavy
Darth Wyte is chased across the galaxy by a not-so-secret organization called the White Guards (WG for intimate) and has been sentenced to CDO (Carbonite Detention Order) in over 53 systems.
The reward for my capture is not officially known as the corresponding Imperial codex has not been published so far.
sith name = Darth Gaul
light sabre(s) = 1 larger sabre with electron blue sparking with knuckle duster hilt and short claret red dagger blade with small hammer head pommel
I am surprised there hasn’t been a Darth Ximinez:
NOBODY expects the Dark Side! Our chief weapon is surprise…surprise and and the force…the force and surprise…. Our two weapons are the force and surprise…and the Death Star…. Our *three* weapons are the force and surprise, and The Death Star…and an almost fanatical devotion to the Emperor . Our *four*…no… *Amongst* our weapons…. Amongst our weaponry…are such elements as the force,surprise…. I’ll come in again.
If I was a Sith, I imagine that I would be more academic, trading in rumours and secrets as I track down holocrons with knowledge lost to the current generation.. and either dig them up or steal them, depending on where the trail would lead. So.. Darth Astutis! Of course, Darth Astutis would be the more subtle kind of sith and would rarely put himself in a position where he would have to defend himself from pesky jedi. However, he would carry a curve hilted lightsaber with a Durindfire crystal to achieve a distinctive silver blade. A little flashy for a supposedly bookish sith, but it’s not as though anyone would live to tell about it..
Darth Lawn, with a yellow-beam naginata. And tiny light-tipped darts. 😀
My Sith Name is Darth Oran, and I use a multi-colored laser katana.
My Sith name would be Darth Wheelchair and my lightsaber
Blue with white wheelchair logo ♿️. And i can park
my spaceship freely in the entire StarWars universe
Interesting weekended, thanks.
Darth Gandumir. My lightsaber would actually resemble a very ornate double sided.axe with sith runes decorating it. The blade edges of the axe will be the red light sabers that ignite at from the top and bottom of the axe blade. Basically I am a sith dwarf.
I´m thinking about Dart War-ren. And weapon would be light saber trident.
My last name is Mahling so I would be know by the Sith title Darth Mahling. I would be a Duergar from star system TSR. My Sith weapon would be a great Maul with sizziling blood red striking head. My blows to my enemies would be a combination of pulverizing meat and bone and the sweet searing of flesh.
Ohh… too many Kickstarters, but both Batman and Harry Potter look like they could be really good.
I’d be Darth Revenant and would have a curved hilt like Oppo Rancisis and the blade would be a bone white, kind of like a glowing version of the AV paint color.
Hmm…. Sith name would be Darth Arturus
Lightsaber would be a giant 2 handed broadsword style in orange
Sith name – Darth Diggler
Weapon – purple lightsaber, fizzing of course
On your knees and bow your head lesser beings! For Dath Wraxis, Lord of the Ebon Host, Nightmare of Mandalore and Master of The Dark Hunt, has graced you with his presence, whats that? why yes my ship is a heavily modified Kom’rk-class fighter/assault transport, I’ve added a few things, black paint job, cloaking device, improved weapons systems, an expanded sensor suite sundry creature comforts and such. how did I acquire it? The previous owner thought to make me his quarry, I took his life, his armour, his ship and the lives and armour of those of his clan who’ve come after me in vengeance since, or as I call it, regular practice.
The key to my success, my custom blades, first regard my Grand-Saber, the hilt is over a foot long whilst the blade is almost 1/3 longer than a standard Lightsaber, necessitating the use of both hands, the hilt and bladed cross-guard is crafted from Beskar, making it resistant to the strikes of other Sabers. My other Blade is incorporated into my left gauntlet, a short bladed Shoto Saber, but with its dual-phase function, it can become a Lightwhip.
Both weapons use opalescent black Kyber crystals thus the blades appear black with a virulent purple/green glow aura. I also carry a Cortosis blade and a collection of Mandalorian Kal daggers for when more subtlety is required.
I’d be Darth Zita, and I have a blue sabre, with a blue energy pommel.
Darth Daffy
Purple Switch blade light saber
Sith Argoth would be my name. My lightsaber would be deep-red in colour and the handle would be formed of small skulls.
Sith name would be Darth Harg! And I’d have a flaming yellow lasersword.
I’m gonna miss @thisisazrael You were such a perfect addition to the BoW team.
Thanks for another great (but sad) weekender.
‘DARTH DEATH’ (sounding with an echo from a tomb or Christopher Lee)’
And my lightsaber would be at the end of a bent staff in the form of a light Scythe.
and be black with an ethereal white glow!.
I also would want a landspeeder bike nicknamed ‘Binkey’
I’d be Darth Cthulhu.
My sword is pitch black. Maybe has some tentacles too.
Another week of Star Wars Legion please! that game looks awesome!
For that contest:
Darth Rarmos – carrying not a lightsabre but more a Viking style Axe where the blade portion was the energy part, and of course also a shield made from the same Armour as the red imperial guard.
My Sith name would be Darth Mustaineius. My lightsaber would be shaped like a flying V guitar and would make the sound of a shredding guitar solo every time I’d turn it on and wave it around.
Being Australian ima have to go with the stereotype here.
Darth Mate – Secretly wearing flip flops and shorts under my robe.
A double ended boomerang lightsaber. Can also use the force in mid flight to change directions.
Thanks for an awesome weekender again. Love the new minis in star wars.
So I would be Darth Asparagus
wtf. Thanks autocorrect. That was not what I wrote. But yea I am going to leave it as it is.
In that case I am changing my lightsaber too to green and long with nobs at the end
Darth Gozu with his weapon fo choice which is a pole of 48″ with a blade at the end that resembles a scimitar of 30″ and at the opposite en a small blade of 6″. This way it can be used as a spear or polearm
My Sith name would be Darth Brewski and my lightsaber would be an beerstein with golden rays
Darth Teyrnon, the Tyrant of Malastare, Slayer of Dugs, Father of Sorrows, He of the Long Blade, The Unbowed, Prince of the Mid-Rim, Tamer of the Great Zillo, Dark Lord of the Sith – with his jet-black naginata light-sabre
Darth Vicnos, light saber would be dark Orange with a black line around the edge plus out of the back of the hilt would have a ability to turn a short dagger like blade as well
Sith lord name, Darth Sjogoen, and I would carry a Naginata style weapon powered by a black Kyber crystal…
Ok, maybe I should change my earlier entry as being too serious given the general mirth with many other entries. Maybe I should be Darth Thick…although I can’t think why.
I would be the short and beardy Darth Gimli! Light saber? NO! My Light Battleaxe would be of legend!
Loved the show, really excited for gaming this year, lots of amazing work on the horizon.
Of course I can’t pass up the opportunity – Darth Helmet (note, Darth vs Dark as there is only one true Dark Helmet). As for the lightsaber, well of course it would be a serpentine ring capable of emmiting a green beam.
Or a less serious take would be Darth Scroob and carry with me twin lightsabers I would affectionately name Marlene and Charlene. No, I don’t know which saber is which :(.
My Sith name is “Darth Tripp’n”. My Light Saber is made of sturdy recycled materials, the blade is swirling psychedelic colors and groovy dance beats pulse from high powered micro subwoofers that can be felt and enjoyed by all.
I would be Darth Dragonite and my lightsaber would have a button to lose it’s straight shape and become a lightwhip!
This was a cool weekender 🙂
The Sith name is Darth Hideous, wielding a black darksaber, with crackling electric sparks.
Darth Miss Whiplash……..Lightsaber would be along the lines of a “Cat of Nine Tails”, the colour of which would be a “Blood Red”. I could`t think of one for me, so i come up with one for my wife. As she`s a bigger Starwars geek than me.
Great show guy`s, will miss AZ and his let`s plays. Good luck in your new venture AZ.
Darth Awesome. ( my D&D character is called McAwesome and I always get laughed at because I always roll a one at the worst possible moment. Not so awesome.)
I would have a blue lightsaber with white lightning running through it. It will have a small extra blade coming out of the bottom that I can quickly do a short stab with.
Hmmmm… a Sith title….
How about Darth Anex. My lightsabre would consist of two curved handles with green plasma beams that curve around to form complete circles.
I would be Darth Warren. Light sabre would a broadsword with a chem/neon green.
Sorry to see Az go, but great show
The name is Darth Noire. The sword is void black, with the properties of a tiny black hole.
So, Sith Title would be Darth Ming (the Dishwasher), named so due to the fact that the light sabre handle looks somewhat similar to a dishmop handle (curved handle like the amazing Christopher Lee’s), the colour a dirty brown, with a rippling effect and a scent of lemon.
I regard Light Sabre fights, there’s also the fight between Jamie and Brineth for GoT on the bridge with got the treatment out there.
I shell be Darth Scorn.
For once I had procrastination which festered into neglect. As i’ve devolved though, now at the height of my power that has become contempt.
My blade is but two that become one. An arming sword like saber that emanates Darkness; and a short but brilliant white dagger. They may be fused where there pommels should be forming a double-bladed lightsaber.
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My Sith name is Darth Agnis, and I have a white phosphorous lightsabre.
This was a cool show!
The Sith Name would be Darth Scaum.
The lightsabre would be like fire and brimstone, smoking.
I’d be Darth Morahnezit, with a smoke-saber
My sith name is Darth Dread and my lightsaber would be a long black beam with a black handle
Darth Panbios, a malevolent being stranded on a lush verdant world from a young age. Where jedi tend to learn how to calmly create a force bond between themselves and other beings or animals for mutual benefit, Panbios learned how to manipulate these creatures to hunt for him, eventually honing the skill to turn nature against his foes. He has been known at times to make animals fight each other to the death to stave off his own ennui.
His lightsaber is a single handed weapon made of petrified wood with no ornaments save for its actuator. Its hard blackened surface mirrors that of Panbios’ soul.
As a Sith I’d be Darth Geri, and I’d have a traditional red sabre.
Darth Lona, with a lightsabre made of lightning
I would have two Short Sword/Long Daggers Light ‘Saber’s. Because in the end when you have the power of Sith Sorcery and Alchemy you really don’t ‘need’ to deal with glowing swords.
Darth Magus. I forgot to put it down because…I am used to having all my enemies dead so there was no need to tell them… Yes.
The Sith Name is Darth Angar.
My sword is sonic, called the Harbinger of Deathly Doom
Darth Aku
Carrying two lightsabers katana and wakizashi style. Carbon black handles with pristine red blade.
Darth Sarathano dual red lightsabers
Another great episode guys! The Reckoners sounds very interesting, look forward to a let’s play.
For a sith name…
Darth Pedantic and my lightsabre would have a black piano wood and chrome finished hilt. The crystal would be red of course, but new-canon style bleeding rubat crystal of course 🙂
Excellent show again, good fellows.
The enthusiasm you have for mars has converted me: when I have space for a gaming table, I will have mats for that table.
With name will have to be Darth Skulkus: I lurk in the shadow unseen until I am ready to make my presence known. You may have a chance to catch the dull red gleam of my blade reflected in my crimson eyes, but unlikely. My lightsaber has been silenced, it emits barely a whisper as the blade extends…
Darth Rumpus wielding the loudest and most annoying saber. Simply cutting the air causes fear amongst men…and women.
Ciao Az, was ace to meet you and can’t wait to see you and Leo together.
My Sith title would be Darth Veil.
My lightsaber would be modelled like a medieval Glaive – a long think handle with the light sabre blade serrated at the end, gives the reach of a pole arm weapon, but with the additional ability to detach the blade, so if someone got too close it would be able to cover very close combat too.
And the colour would have to be black, like the mandalorian black saber.