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@doctorether – very tasty looking minis. The terrain is amazing! 500pts.

1. Yeah, I can imagine! Why would you hit a fascist? Why not clobber a socialist or wound a communist? I do love secective hatred. If you are ever up my way then me and my dad will take you to a pub where ‘fascist’ types drink. I am sure any of them will even let you throw the first punch for free.

I imagine you would last less than 10 seconds against my daughter…when she was 12! Please tell me you don’t agree with these Antifa cowards?

2. I think you have answered the wrong question! 500pts. My wife likes to be in charge too. Try some Yoga. Maybe it’s an age thing, but there is nothing satisfying about a 2 minute poop. 100pts.

3. Everyone knew in my school – the teachers were just as bad! All of the time I spend avoiding the roaming gangs looking for me was not mis-spent either. When I did E&E training it was a doddle. If you can do our school cross-country course, while being chased by local neds mounted on Honda C90’s and shooting you with air rifles (filled will tic-tacs) or cross-bows, and get back to school uninjured you can stroll through the Army training version.

If the Army guys had started using hot screwdrivers on my legs I might have given up, but that was what my school bullies liked to use.

By the time I went to Uni I was in my 30’s and had nothing to prove. Other than my genius!

Where did you go to school? (rough geographic position will do)

As for your “pledge”, “likely some terrain for Warcry” is not good enough. Is that what you say to your wife? I’ve said it before, but I was SAS and i’m trained to get in-and-out without being noticed…that is why my wife left me! Boom-Boom.

I was not in the SAS, but if you know Paul then he will tell you I was. Then again, he will also tell you about the ‘big cat’ on the loose which is the size of a Puma, that I know loads about UFO’s because I was in the Army and must have seen loads of them, and that controlling his powers is getting harder the older he gets! I did try for the SAS, but when they discovered what school I went to they rejected my application because they found out what school I went to.

I joke about that, but if you know the story of ‘Bravo-2-Zero’ then you will know that only one member of that patrol managed to escape on foot and made it to Syria. A guy called Chris Ryan. Guess where he went to school?

@ceppie – I think @doctorether might want to hit you! That wouldn’t be pretty…like watching a Bullfight. 500pts.

Your up early. Must have wet the bed again. What is on your pre-course reading list, anything I would like? See this might get me fired-up a bit.

Watery stuff – semi-opaic nail varnish! Yes, the wash did just that. The bare metal hides a fair bit of detail.

The wedding will ruin things as you will end-up totally blooter?

1. Anyone who takes minis needs to be melted down. Like the little bastards that smashed up those model railway displays. If they had been my models they would have needed to leave the planet!

Someone took your camera? What kind of people are out there…

2. I thought you might be like me…long stay parking! 200pts. Maybe I am half-German?

3. Being a geek I didn’t discover girls until I was 16. Never really looked at them either. No interest in football, cars, drinking, or any ‘usual’ teenage stuff. You would have thought my mother would be over the moon, but she was always trying to get me out of the house and “doing things”. I would just walk down the street to my grandparents and build a model!

Volleyball! Really? Totally gay. One of Dave’s mates plays water Polo…

@robert – I used to love ‘damaging’ my Nurgle Defilers. Have you got a Dremmel? If not buy a Chinese knock-off and you will be like a pig in glabour.

Not adding bush…sounds a bit rude! 500pts. Washing while sitting in the same water is gross.

I only asked what type of school it was…left or right?

@sundancer – you can never have enough! 200pts.

@kiranamida – …and what do we have here? New meat. Hello, nice to meet you. Are you sure you didn’t mean to turn right?

There is nothing to ‘succeed’ at here, just make an arse of yourself and play with your toy soldiers! If you children are away should you not be doing dirty stuff? Well, as much as I disaprove of Wacoshop I do like to hear that someone takes the time to drills barrels. 5000pts.

However, you forgot something. If you need some help ‘talking’ then I can help with that. Electricity or hot sand?

You will also have to take “the test” since you are new. Your character must be proven. Do you think you are up to it?

@onlyonepinman – there will ALWAYS be a spot for you! 1000pts. I never forget someone who sends me such nice things. Well, if you want something to perk you up then you have come to the right place!

If real life needs a visit while you are here then not a problem. It’s not like we have anywhere else to be! 200pts. If there is anything you want to share then go for it.

1. It can be anyone or anything! It is fantasy fight club. Before my stroke I would have had a shot at Myamoto Musashi, but he would have a good chance now. There was this horrid turd in my class called Mark Turner and him and some of his friends, at his behest, decided to spend 10 minutes kicking basketballs at me. I would give him a prescription from “doctor foreheed” – apply at once to the bridge of the nose. I could list many, many more, but that wouldn’t be fun.

Captain Kirk would kick my ass, but it would be a cool boast. “Oh aye, I wiz doon the boozer and this gadgie wuz slingin’ us the beadie and I sez, ‘Oi, Kirk, wit the fuck are you looking at…you learing my bird?’, and it all kicked aff. One lad wi’ a red jacket on got chibbed and went straight doon.” True story. (S02E15 ‘Scotty’s Night Oot’)

See the more things stay the same the less they change. Rasta entropy.

I will happily accept Parliment. A bunch of self-satisfying, self-serving wankers. That is not a political analysis, but based on their personalities. So it is not a political answer!

Little Hitlers are always a pain in the rear. 200pts. You want to try small Corporals!

“Kevin the Gerbil” – wasn’t that from Roland Rat?

You should keep a 10kg plate at the top of the stairs, wait until they are halfway up, turn on the light and throw the weight at the first ned – shout “catch” as you do it. You then jump down the stairs onto the first guy (the second guy is now under him) and have a quick chat with No2 about private property while you are elbowing him unconscious.

I would advise three good blows into the eye socket/temple. Then you drag them both into the road (down the street a bit) and ring the Police – telling them there are two drunks fighting in the street. Job done.

Failing that just charge them bollock naked while holding a sword. You can play a couple of rounds of “run, piggy, run!”

I would cnut that guy too! 500pts.

2. there is nothing better getting a weight off your mind while being paid. Dave goes for a power nap on the dunny. He says his longest was 2 and a half hours and nobody missed him.

3. I dreamed of being in the middle! 100pts. Not really. Less physical interaction would have been nice, but nil desperandum. Nothing changed things either.

Lots of the lads were into cars and when my uncle was visiting he would come and collect me from school in one of his American cars. He decided we would go to the cinema and see The Empire Strikes Back and just turned-up at school just after lunch in his Bewick Century. This was in the good old days when a total stranger could arrive at a school and just ask for a pupil and the school just sent you off. However, next day I got a kicking because my uncle had a posh car!

If memory serves it ended when Eric Gill tried a shoulder throw on me, but only ended up fracturing my collar bone!

Well, this sunday you can come and play with us to help chase the blues away. We make a bit more mess though! 200pts.

As for your ‘attendance’…I think I can sort something out. I know the guy in charge and if he is an arse i’ll slam the door behind him and trigger his PTSD. Sorted.

It pains me to say it, bit the real world has to come first. I need a shower now. No pressure from us, but it is really nice to ‘see’ you again.

What side are your going to play? This time I went alien…if you want another set of the terrain just let me know as we won’t be using ours.

@sundancer – what kind of choob lets Luke die? I hope you are ashamed of yourself. Unless someone dropped a Star Destroyer at him! 700pts.