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@ceppie – that toilet sounds like the ones in Paisley. Except they have no toilet paper. 100pts. I went into a pub toilet and there was shit all over the light bulb…very surreal. Very German. Very Warhol…the dirty park ranger. The worst smelling toilet I never saw (thankfully) was in a jail not far from BoW. I don’t know what they had been eating, but their diet needs more fibre. Give me a warm, open grave anyday.
I was in someones house and asked to use the facilities. It is someone I had known for ages, but never been to their house. If I tell you he was growing onions on his living room floor (in loads of cola bottles cut in half and glued together) you can maybe guess the rest. Anyway, I went into the dunny and the seat was pretty bad so I lifted it with my foot. Only half of the seat went up the rest was stuck to the bowl. It looked like an episode of Star Trek…loads of Klingons!
Dave paints eyes while he is talking to you! He is a shit-bag, muscle-bound bastard. I tried once about ten years ago and I would rather not talk about it. Dave will paint make-up on female minis and can do the “wet-look” on dresses. Most of the time you see people do them it looks as though the mini has suffered a severe head injury!
Traktor Mul: Ariadna version of a high-tech Remote. Quad-bike sized, with tracks,and a pair of massive rocket launchers on the side. Pretty nasty stuff. Requires an operator. You will love them.
@biggabum – he didn’t want to be a barrister after two years. He was really down towards the exams and I got him to spill…too many wankers talking about cases equaling a new Porche and what kind of watch do you wear? He wanted to quit, but as he was half-way through a 4 year MA, it would have been a waste. He loves “the law”, but not the people he was having to work with. We talked with his tutors and they changed his course to a standard law degree. The extra year is just the barrister stuff.
He doesn’t know what to do, but this job was just for 6 weeks to set-up their ebay store – one of Heather’s friends recommended him. We thought it would be good work experience for a CV, but they offered him a full time job running the office. I know it is vulgar to talk about money, but he makes over £350 a week. My first job made me £47.70 a week. What has happened to the world? He is off in a couple of weeks and has booked more driving lessons…he has eyes on a Skoda Octavia! My first job allowed me to get the bus.
Eve works for one of the Energy companies and has done really well. She has her own department where they are responsible for all the finance. Eve and two of her friends got chatting about people who had outstanding bills because they were seriously ill or terminal. The cancer charity they made a proposal to is patronised by PC, they told him and he invited them to a dinner he was giving for awesome people. All 3 went and Eve left before they changed into their Lizard forms!
She sent me a picture just before the Rolls collected them…
That makes two of us now. I am no fan of fancy food and small portions. However, they did have a super Port. Not as much when we left!
If any customers are diagnosed then their bills are stopped until they get better. No time limit either. They say three years, but technically it is infinite. (an insider told me) They also do lots of other things for the families.
TTCombat rule. We have heaps of their stuff that gets used for Infinity. The fire escapes and air-ducts are outstanding.
I want the big barge and convert it for Infinity!
You started with a pretty nasty looking battle line, but it sounds like it didn’t last. Some fantastic pics. 100pts. I always loved your battle reports. Another 100pts.
@oriskany – that is just one sprue I bought from Ebay. I have never built one before and thought I should give it a try first. My left side makes a good ‘holder’ for stuff, but is not to good at making models! Not too bad…so far. I have a few of their tanks.
The Domaru is a single pose mini…all Infinity minis are. A shame, but I don’t care. Their minis are by far the best! I will have to get the other three finished before Jamie is on holiday next friday. With any luck the new O-12 stuff might be here before that and I can go all ‘alien’ on his skinny ass.
What time is your stream tomorrow…I would like to give that a watch. 50pts.
Nine hours of sleep. I don’t think I have ever slept that long in the last 30 years! I did almost 3 hours without moving, but that was while I was sedated with Morphine. Hmmmmmm, Morphine!
This week @biggabum returns…it is starting.
Those things with the crossbows look like Biffa Bacons mother. Google her. 100pts.
I notice I get no points for knowing the right name…someone is teachers pet.
The GoN set was by Airfix and OO/HO scale.
@woldenspoons – they might be good, but I wouldn’t buy a Wacoshop product. I’ll struggle on. I am on try number 4 as I write this. I’ll post a picture as soon as I can.